I’m pretty inured by now to blatant religious proselytization, bad acting, campy premises, and contrived patriotism, what with Mock the Movie and all, but this video almost made me gag, it was simply so syrupy. Yes. Because a DOUBLE X porno watched with friends, or being intoxicated in public, is the END OF AMERICA. There …
Tag Archive: jesusification
Mar 18 2013
Saw nothing at all like this on my flight to Minneapolis
They didn’t seat me in row 666, there were no pamphlets on salvation, and the seats — cramped though they were — were a hell of a lot more comfortable than those pews look. And frankly, the pilot’s rapping wasn’t nearly good enough to cause the spontaneous generation of breakdancing angels. Via Everything Is Terrible, …
Dec 25 2012
Remember the reason for the season
While you’re going about preparations for your holiday fête, remember the reason for the season — to Jesusify all things whether it makes sense or not. The Meaning of the Snowman The white snow represents God’s forgiveness of our sins. The circular snowballs show the everlasting life God promises us. The carrot nose shows us …
Jul 14 2012
The Rappin’ Bible
Sketch comedy from Connecticut from the 80s/90s? Okay, fine. Probably won’t be that funny. Sketch comedy touted as the best and funniest that a morning radio show has to offer? Potential for comedy rising… Oh. It’s about the Bible, starring three Connecticut white guys pretending to be Run DMC and rapping about the Bible, who …
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