Bryan Fischer asserts that because Christianity isn’t taught in public schools, God was unwilling to step in and stop the shooting because he doesn’t appear where he’s not wanted. Never mind that students are (as always) free to pray as they see fit — they’re just not LED in prayer by school officials, forcing all …
Tag Archive: Bryan Fischer
Aug 09 2012
Bryan Fischer: “Kidnap children of gay parents!”
Jul 03 2012
Fischer: Gay marriage will result in sex with animals
According to the perennially-wrong Bryan Fischer, if you allow gay marriage, you’re literally slippery-sloping right into sex with animals. Apparently, the only thing keeping Fischer from having sex with animals is the continued oppression of gays, so whatever you do, either keep the laws barring homosexuals from having equal rights, or keep Fischer away from …
Jun 17 2012
New Yorker does profile on Bryan Fischer. He then LOSES. HIS. SHIT.
Via Right Wing Watch, apparently The New Yorker did a huge in-depth profile on Bryan Fischer after his successful campaign against an openly-gay Romney staffer. Fischer was clearly excited by the national attention. On his next show, he said, “They went to look for somebody to talk about Governor Romney’s homosexual hire, where did they …
Jun 12 2012
Fischer: Women can make more difference in the world by staying home
I have to stop following this guy’s nonsense. It’s just not good for my blood pressure. Hear that ladies? Barefoot and pregnant and pouring the word of God in your kids’ ears is how you’ll change this world. Forget about all that participating in society, working, voting or having dreams or aspirations of your own, …
Jun 07 2012
Fischer: “Discriminate against homosexual behaviour, or you’re discriminating against Christianity”
Bryan Fischer believes that it is discrimination to tell Christians to stop discriminating. And yet gay-friendly Christians wonder where we get the idea that Christianity is opposed to homosexuality, or that they “teach hate”. Maybe it’s because their biggest advocates say nonsense like this. I’ve never heard a more compelling argument for discrimination. Waitaminute. Strike …
May 02 2012
Bryan Fischer quotes MLK to justify anti-gay bigotry
Just keep it up, you sanctimonious religious ponces. Keep piling on homosexuals, gender-queers, and everyone who isn’t exactly like you. That’ll prove your religion is the religion of peace and understanding and enlightenment. This time, Bryan Fischer of the AFA misapplies Martin Luther King Jr.’s quotes to justify bigotry against gays. How, you might ask? …
Dec 21 2011
Bryan Fischer represents a Heightened Risk to my Blood Pressure
Via Right Wing Watch, a clearinghouse of all the ridiculous bullshit the right-wing produces as a matter of course, comes yet another gigantic spike in my blood pressure. It’s like they’re literally trying to make my head explode. In this episode, Bryan Fischer of the American Family Association says that homosexuals represent an inherent heightened …











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