1 00:01:21,000 --> 00:01:27,000 szvan: At least they got Matt Groening to do the lettering on the credits. How bad can it be? #famouslastwords 2 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:25,000 CA7746: Redroom. Redroom. 3 00:03:03,000 --> 00:03:09,000 szvan: Okay, we can kill him now. 4 00:04:28,000 --> 00:04:34,000 szvan: That was the most satisfying fake blood I've ever seen. 5 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:50,000 CA7746: The title's singular. Same one used again and again? Ew. 6 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:12,000 CA7746: New York? We must be in Little Germany. 7 00:05:56,000 --> 00:06:02,000 szvan: Um, dude. Maybe you should take those sunglasses off. You're not Corey Hart. 8 00:07:38,000 --> 00:07:44,000 szvan: Ah, yes. This is how the Germans saw Oklahoma. I'm not sure they were wrong...except for the German. 9 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:45,000 szvan: What is it people like about New York? The way everyone speaks German, of course. 10 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:07,000 CA7746: At least the walls were already red. 11 00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:19,000 szvan: Actually, I think parts of his clientele would pay more for the room bathed in blood. 12 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:35,000 leilah: Somehow, it being in German is making it more bearable. I can't figure out why... 13 00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:05,000 leilah: I knew one day my lack of metric knowledge would come back to haunt me... 14 00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:10,000 szvan: @leilah Almost 13". 15 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:51,000 szvan: Aww. Poor little rejected condom. 16 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:49,000 szvan: Wait. He was completely naked. 17 00:23:24,000 --> 00:23:30,000 leilah: Bed bug, maybe? 18 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:15,000 szvan: Really, how can someone mock a movie with a noir monologue about the downside of having a huge penis? 19 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:28,000 leilah: Does Babette remind anyone else of Mark Gatiss? Something about the voice, I mean... 20 00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:40,000 szvan: What? The hotel doors are locked?! 21 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:04,000 leilah: Coffee? You sick bastard! 22 00:39:15,000 --> 00:39:21,000 szvan: NO! NOT THE CIGARETTE!!! 23 00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:52,000 szvan: How was this camera operator not nominated for an Oscar for that tracking shot? 24 00:46:17,000 --> 00:46:23,000 szvan: In what other movie can you get a lecture about the science of living condoms? 25 00:46:21,000 --> 00:46:27,000 leilah: It's those damned geneticists! I KNEW it! 26 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:26,000 leilah: TOLERATE ME! 27 00:49:46,000 --> 00:49:52,000 szvan: Oh, noes! Invasion of the killer condoms! 28 00:52:43,000 --> 00:52:49,000 CA7746: The US would never elect someone like that. He speaks German. 29 00:56:08,000 --> 00:56:14,000 leilah: Wait. He got completely done up in one costume in order to change into another? 30 00:59:45,000 --> 00:59:51,000 leilah: Ok, this is... I'm really loving this movie. 31 00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:58,000 szvan: @leilah Seriously. This is quickly becoming my favorite terrible, awful film ever. 32 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:54,000 CA7746: Oh, I get it. This is a metaphor. For Rent. 33 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:58,000 szvan: But what about the boys who just want to have fun?! 34 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:25,000 szvan: Way to sneak up on them, detective. Good thing you're a pro. 35 01:26:00,000 --> 01:26:06,000 szvan: Someone should introduce Doc here to the pathologist. I think they'd get along. 36 01:31:44,000 --> 01:31:50,000 leilah: Oh noes! They got R2-D2! 37 01:44:43,000 --> 01:44:49,000 CA7746: *Lightswitch rave* 38 01:44:50,000 --> 01:44:56,000 leilah: @szvan Not much mocking tonight, but I can't thank you enough for picking this movie. That was sweet. =) 39 01:45:04,000 --> 01:45:10,000 CA7746: Can't anyone here translate what this woman is saying? 40 01:45:36,000 --> 01:45:42,000 szvan: @CA7746 She's predicting the rise of Gaga in a decade plus.