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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Okay, and start!!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Look, it's the SS Doom, sailing into port!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Ah, spark smugglers!</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: This seems to be a poorly lit dampness factory, with random sparks.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Oh, I mean a dampness freighter.  My bad.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Oh, man, that's the last time I try the Monopoly pub crawl."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: So far it's all about the atmosphere...cause it ain't about the acting.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Oh man. My copy has Dutch subtitles.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck that should make it more awesome</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Is this a movie about Frankenstein or about Apple iPad factories?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Anger management FAIL!</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Does look like they're going for an artsy look here.  Starting to worry this is too good for MockTM.  Or at least the credits are.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Full... metal... jacket..."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Oh, I'm such a monster. I have a wee scar. And no makeup budget.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: My, what a pretty face you have. I think I'll take it.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Huh, I didn't realize the city in DARK CITY had a waterfront.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I started.. credits rolling now</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Okay, I'm officially at the credits!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: These credits are what would happen if the credits from SE7EN went to med school.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Also, the pre-credits bit establishes that the guy in the cloak is one mysterious bad dude.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Parker Posey? But I...just rang around the rosey?</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Were the breast implants off the shelf or stolen from a corpse?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Hey, it's the eyelash from GATTACA!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: @lousycanuck My copy has Swedish. The DVD was bit by a m00se.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: It's the Nightmare University med school!</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Um, Parker Posey is a cop, huh? And cops still drive 80s Ford LTDs?  Srsly?</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Hey mistah, want a carwash?"</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Hey, I think we were just officially told that she's not a jerk!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "So I'm a walking cliche." Ooh movie, you so meta.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Is that what I think it is?" "A donut? Nope."</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "This time it was the heart." "Hey, just like Valentine's day all over again!"</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: There's another million dollar McDonald's law suit</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ashley Judd would be playing the cop here, if only this wasn't direct to video...</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: I feel like this movie is about what happened to the "I know what you did last summer" guy after he ran out of people he knew.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Ah, our secret hideout. It's well stocked with science equipment and Victorian trappings. Dr. Frankenstein must patron The Broker.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: You know what would really liven up this house? Replicant toys, that's what.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "Hello?  Is anybody there?"  "Uh... no!"</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: First rule of spooky houses. Never ask if anyone's there</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Moody! Atmospheric!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Hmm, this mousetrap is irreducibly complex."</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Shit! He's here for me! And I'm apparently dead a week</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "I've had many names. They called me... Mittens..."</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "They called me... the monster."  "I don't know why, my name is Tim."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: And cue the inevitable cop turf wars....</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "Do not cross homicide scene.  If you do, homicide scene gonna eff you up!"</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Well, looks like he's a tad...overdue." #sunglasses</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Frau ....</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Hey, look, a clue. Someone splattered this book with all sorts of... um... brown paint."</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "This killer had some skill.  He left this sweater he knitted."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: I'm not sure I'm hip enough to watch this movie.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: "You think this was the page he was reading?"</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: And cue the quirky buddy-cop banter...</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Hey, Hooked on Phonix wurked fur me!</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: It looks like they decided to make Parker Posey's character "gritty" by literally covering her with grit.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Hooked on Phonics digs. Way to stay with the times!</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "Why would someone take his heart?"  Check Dick Cheney's alibi!!!</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I love this dialogue</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: I am jack's sense of reused set design</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: On a scale from 1 to the room I lived in freshman year, this apartment rates an...ewww.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Lacks a feminine touch." "HEY! Oh, you mean the decor."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Aww, kittens!!!!</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Black cat.. Check</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: They didn't really pull the Sudden Loud Scary Falling Junk thing, did they?  Complete with black cats?  Srsly?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "I'm fine!" "Actually, I was kind of hoping you'd get hurt opening a kitchen cupboard. Me and the boys in the office have a pool..."</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "No... human... would organize shoes like this."</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: So, he's a serial...shaver?</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Meanwhile, Mysterious Brooding Man is brooding...</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: "I got the Joy Joy Joy, down in my heart! Wait. Nope. That's just a heart. In my hand..."</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: I think Netflix accidentally played an episode of "Hoarders" instead of "Frankenstein".</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Because black women with cataracts are inherently scary. Uh, huh.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Helios? I thought he was on Mars.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: I see the modern day Frankenstein is still counting on lightening. "Y'know we really should have run 3 phase power here"</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: How did Victor do it? Tuvan throat-singing, that's how!</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @blakestacey "Ze higher harmonics... zey are ze key to liiiiiiiife!!!"</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: I'm pretty sure that scene of the monster awakening was ripped of from an 80's "Quiet Riot" video.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: "That was my favorite Ace bandage! Gaaahhhh!!!"</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Lightning!  Mysterious lab equipment!  Possibly a @drskyskull project!</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @brx0 Leave me out of this movie! :P</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Do you know why I've come?" "Not to deliver my General Tso's Chicken, that's for sure."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Aaand, time for dinner party prep.  As we all suspected, Dr. Frankenstein, er, Helios, is the 1%.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: You can't improve on the perfection of a pitted statue.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ooh, and Mrs. Helios might be a creature too.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Homemade Wife... Check</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "Oh, Helios... I always feel like you're dissecting me with your eyes!"</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: I'm getting a really strong Mr. Blonde vibe from Officer Sunglasses here.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Is it just me or was the direction to make the dialog as hard to understand as possible?</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: "See, this is why I don't like you. Sunglasses in a parking garage at night. Still not cool."</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Might have to sit the rest out. Lost my place and my router's apparently too sketchy to stream from my media server tonight. :/</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: I was a goth in high school and I don't remember killing anyone important.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Douchebag rival cop's working on a Cusack + Nolte mashup sort of schtick.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: what a tool</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "I'm just trying to cover your ass...if you know what I mean."</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @blakestacey Next I'm expecting a long monologue from Parker Posey on how she doesn't tip.</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: one man is a tool, the other is...no...that's not right.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Wow, is this what New Orleans dinner parties are usually like?  I'm kind of rooting for the creature now.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Shocker! The priest is pandering to money? Say it ain't so!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "You should get cable. And pay for Hulu Plus."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Bring on the guilt trip.. homemade women.. jeez</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Casting requirement: Stare off screen and look pensive. Can you do that? Hired!!!</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: World's quickest and least interesting sex scene. And *she* apologizes.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "I want to please you more than anything." "Buy me...an XBox."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Also, Dr. Frankenhelios is really bad in bed or something.  And he has a creepy exposed CGI backbone, looks like.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "Perfection" is the spine of a nonhuman creature? No wonder she can't meet Helios's standards.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: I'm reconsidering my original idea of spamming images of FrankenBerry. I still think it would be more interesting to watch than this</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "So which isn't important, my job or my brother?"  Don't make me choose!</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: hey! That's a Nokia ringtone!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: The spilling-the-coffee gag? Officially old.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Oho! I see a running theme forming. My prediction: he's going to finally get to finish his drink during the epilogue</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @Ben_TAF No doubt it will be the end credits stinger!</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Still, this is probably the first MockTM made by someone who went to actual film school, of the non-correspondence course variety.</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: Someone should probably clean the goo off that camera. Cuz ick.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "No!!! I said come *to* me!!! *To* me!!!"</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Rubber Ducky, you're the one... to die next!!! Mwahahaha!!!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Glad to see they're breaking stereotypes of laboratory scientists</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Time to meet the quirky medical examiner with unusual hair.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "Then I started listing off random anatomical terms."</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: the ME appears to live behind the lanes of a bowling alley.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @BenZvan Seems about right!</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: So "Hyde" from "That 70s Show" ended up a medical examiner?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "An abnormally large...you know."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: And the victim has wacky anatomy.  Pretty sure I saw this scene in Men In Black once.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: See what I did there? I called you drunk!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Got to throw in those comedic zingers to break up all this tension and suspense</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "Just because it sounds crazy doesn't mean it's not true."  "Now, to cure my pneumonia with homeopathy!"</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: If I was taking a drink for everything kitsch or cliche I wouldn't be able to type any more.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Okay, so we just saw an autopsy of an X-Man, and a drinking bird? Am I at the right time index?</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: @lousycanuck there are no drinking birds in this film!!!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: @BenZvan @lousycanuck It's alright. I'm drinking enough for the birds. Time to crack open another!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: @lousycanuck "so many rules, how can i follow them all" 30 secs ago. 30:05</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Anthony's Block Camelot is probably the most elaborate set design we've seen yet.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: So far, the nanny is giving us the best performance in the movie.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Cue unrequited buddy-cop crush.  Is there a trendy word for "hetero-bromance"?  Or did I just invent one?</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: In Dutch, "Stick" means "Shoo". Apparently.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Hey, is the real New Orleans this dim and yellow-green and gothic all the time?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "All intelligent creatures dream, no one knows why..."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Dear filmmakers: You can make films where I don't know what's going on. Or films where I don't care what's going on. But both?</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: This priest is seriously ooky.  Even by the usual priest standards.</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: rich, crazy dude ordering priests to to terrible things to their followers...sounds like the Catholic church to me!</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Maybe they have seen one of their kind behaving oddly. Killing people. Stealing their body parts. Worshipping graven images. Hint."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck looks like we are close to the same time.. he needs his body!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Dude, I'm digging your chanting Muzak."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Religious reference.... check</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Solo visit to dead guy's apartment.  Ominous music.  I predict more black cats.  Betcha money.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: @brx0 Wait. Where are the cats? WHO TOOK THE CATS!!!</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Ahh, the "put your grubby paws all over stuff" method of evidence collection.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Gloves. You're using them wrong.</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: That reminds me...I could use a shave.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: I'm sorry, but the Assassin's Creed isn't translating into a movie the way I thought it would</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ooh, it's Mysterious Brooding Man.  Chatting up our detective & being all broody.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: What he's doing there, with the electrical cables?  That'll be me with my physics demos next week.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: "What are you doing?" "Unplugging the TVs, they've been on for, like, forever! Think of the electricity waste!"</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "My left big toe from an embezzler! OK, that one was a little underwhelming..."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Shocking!!!</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Now he's stripping and zapping himself with electricity.  Needs to work on his Chippendales act, gotta say.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "Lady! I'm electrocuting myself for you! Least you could do is look!"</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: I wonder how many televisions this guy goes through in a year.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Broody, full of cracks, and draws power from electricity. The Monster is Cole MacGrath.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Love to see *that* police report. "After he admitted to murder, he electrocuted himself... then I lost him."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "That's it?" "Well, when you put it that way, maybe it does sound stupid."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: So, why is Mysterious Brooding Man wearing that heavy cloak in New Orleans, anyway?</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "So, yeah, I think that guy was fooling me about being electrocuted, but he was totally right about the dead guy."</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "He just gets his kicks hanging around dead people?" "Oh, he gets more than kicks."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck I'm only seconds behind you</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: What's up with makeup in this film?  Even the non-monsters look like they were dragged through the streets a few blocks.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Amusing sidekick cop Sloan's rocking the Starsky & Hutch hair.  Ok, Starsky & Hutch remake hair.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Haha. ZING! "Sharp eye for detail." Oh, I'm in stitches!</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "If you don't tell me what's going on inside of your head, how can I cover your backside? I mean back. I mean boobs."</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: if you don't tell me what's covering your back, how can I get inside your head?</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Anthony's either going to grow up to be an architect, or "Rain Man".</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Keep your hands where I can see them." "Sure. Hang on. They're still detachable. Here, catch."</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: Worst. Shooting. Posture. Ever.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: You know, her mental instability would be much more compelling if we'd seen, oh, anything else at the beginning of the movie.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "You mean he's some kind of Frankenstein?" "Frahnkenschteen!"</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: fiction based on fact based on fiction....</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: this dialogue reminds me of the conversations in Mass Effect. "earlier, you mentioned..."</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: I think this film would be much more intriguing if the monster wore a snazzy bowtie instead of a hood.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Guaranteed next line from her: "I'm sorry" 10 bucks on it</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "You had such high hopes for me...but I could only get a 1300 on the SAT."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I wonder what grave he dug the earrings up from</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Oh snap! He's got another cup!</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: So the Doc built a second monster as a woman? Did he... use one of the first monster's ribs? Coz that would be dumb.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: "Hey me! You were wrong, pay up!" "Fine"...</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ok, I'm back.  Had to crack open the Cook's Extra Dry, y'know.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: She's melting!</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: you'd think that after 200 years, he'd have painted his lab.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: How does New Orleans manage with so few light bulbs, anyway?</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Just copping one last feel.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Oh, *now* he's passionate...</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Time for a bath.. oh and a kiss</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Bath is more important for a new humanity</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Come to think of it, it's sort of Frankenstein meets Blade Runner meets Anne Rice meets Hill Street Blues.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: She has no muscles, doc. What kind of wimp are you?</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: Oh, I see what you did with the eyelashes there...was this a Master's project?</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Pretty sure those false eyelashes are a Metaphor.  Film school, dontcha know.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Hey guys, I'm back - did I miss anything?  HA HA HA!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: @drskyskull And a fez. And they traveled through time in a... wait...</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Hey, a hipster with a bike that we haven't met until now.  Next victim, probably.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Imagine the script meetings for this thing.  Do we go for elliptical, or portentious?</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "I liked your singing.  Can I dismember you?  Damn damn damn too forward, again!"</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Oh, if only I could be as happy as you. Which is actually pretty grumpy."</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck Grumpy is the new goth happy</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Oh hey, could be douchebag rival cop is the eeeevil bad guy.</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: Just because you keep saying "this makes sense" doesn't mean it makes sense.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Emo's have nothing on this chick</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Yeah, douchebag rival cop just knocked over a bicycle.  Definitely the bad guy.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "Oh, it hurts so badly when my shirt rips!"</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Stop wiggling, dammit, you're ruining my penmanship!"</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Sorry Carson. Could you enunciate a little more for me? Having a hard time following you</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: What's the over/under on those guns actually getting fired? Because so far, no gunshots yet.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @lousycanuck They're going to *throw* the shotgun at the monster!</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: somebody should consider training the police force to use guns.  Just a thought.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck It is low budget.. but there you go!</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Well, it's nice to know they pay their cops a living wage.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: ... and Michael Madsen *trots* away from the police.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Spoke too soon. One very lame gunshot effect so far.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: at least the guns have a sound effect artist</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Hey, is "Harker" meant to be an allusion? 'cause I think they looked in the wrong Cliffs Note...</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: I think those trash cans were placed by the same set dresser responsible for the cat.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: So do they ever untie the hipster at some point here?</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Is that Buster in the tub?</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Behold the Bride of Powder! Mwaaaa haaa haaa</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Victor Helios puts the "pig" in Pygmalion!</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Do I come off as creepy? Sometimes I worry that I come off as a little, you know, abnormal."</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Maybe they should just try some mildew spray on those tiles.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Nora! I will save you Nora!" Wait, they said "Helios", not "Frieze".</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: I always use a 60-watt bulb to test my circuit meant to create life.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Since I've seen X-Men 2, I can only assume Victor is giving her adamantium bones.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Finally a bit of reanimating.  This Frankenstein movie's really been skimping on the reanimating.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Okay, with the headphones and the pale skin, I swear I'm watching an old iPod commercial.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Rah, rah, rah-rah-rah. I want your monster, I want your desire..."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Aaand she looks the same as before.  What was that all about?</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Also, said set dresser has a brother-in-law in foley.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Best subtitle ever: "Bra beslut."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Damn. She so white.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "I knew he was trouble, especially when he scratched his nose with a hand he had in his pocket."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "I moved in 11 months ago." "And how many women did you see him dismember before you?"</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Mmmmm "a mean Lasagna" always worth the risk of being chopped to pieces</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: To the actress' credit, there's no way to deliver lines like these. ::sigh:</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: "I never thought his bliss would be chopping people to pieces."  Gold.  Pure dialogue gold.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Look, if you're going to rip me a new one, don't bother. I have five new ones. Toilet habits are just weird now."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Wait. The two hipster cops aren't popular with their peers? No!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Um. Didn't they just say "crawlspace"?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "That's his go-nuts room." "His doughnuts room? Awesome!"</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: which one of those fridges has the beer?</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: So the first girl monster was killed in order to create the perfect ballerina.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck we all have our, um.. priorities</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: @brx0 bride of Frankenstein++</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: OH JUST BONE ALREADY.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ok, so the revamped Mrs. Helios is the same but does ballet now.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I get it now.. she's more "bendy"</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "'Like Cher?' What was I thinking? What a horrible one-liner. Stupid. So stupid!"</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @lousycanuck AHAHAHAHAHA!!!</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ok, it's Ooky Priest.  Wasn't really missing him, gotta say.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: A Monster and a Priest walk into a Church....</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "There's a chance we might level up to spirit level 12."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "See how defiant I am! I can mess up your paperwork!"</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "Oh, I just sorted those papers! Why do you have to be so hurtful?"</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ooh heyyy, looks like the bad guy's got an alien chest burster on the way.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: That thing in his gut had better pop out and say "QUAID" by the end of the movie.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: @lousycanuck You beat me to it. :-)</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: @lousycanuck I don't get it.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck LOL</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I bet this priest is now REALLY pro abortion</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: Now THAT's a God complex</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: By my count, that's the 3rd breakable cup stepped on, plus 2 knocked over, 1 twice. WHAT'S IT ALL MEAN??</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Well then, the well-coiffed bad monster is evidently an atheist.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "*That's* for that fucking 3 hour Easter sermon!!!"</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: So much for Ooky Priest, then.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Oh, damn. Now the paperwork's gonna get all bloody.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Is this movie part 1 of 2 or something?  We've got 10 minutes left and I swear that nothing has happened.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Whoa! The monster just did one hell of a David Carradine Kung Fu move to that wall.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Mmm, cheese dip!"</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: This movie was filmed in fabulous GRIT-O-VISION!</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I "Heart" You Monster</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Oh, that's just what this movie needs, more heavy-handed Jesus allegory.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Mysterious Brooding Guy, still becloaked, finds the secret urn with a heart inside.  The symbolism's kinda losing me here.</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: "I know who the next victim is. Let's not call and send someone ahead."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ah, 2004, when you could render someone incommunicado by busting up their land line...</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: A drunk injured Monster, this does not bode well</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: I'm watching Michael Madsen act, and I swear I can see him thinking, "I wonder what I'll eat for dinner after filming ends?"</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: Oh, right. Sending a squad ahead would mean paying more actors.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Get over here and give me a hug! RAWR!</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I thought Harker was in Dracula.. Hmmmm</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @RezHowski I've been working under the assumption that his name is actually "Horker".  (Maybe he spits a lot.)</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: That's a menacing-looking melon baller there...</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Oh shit! Scariest kitchen tool ever! A... wait.. a melon baller? yeah, I guess that's all we have left in the budget</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Uh-oh. Looks like Kuato lives!</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: We've spotted him! Let's stop here and mention that.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: "He's there. At that factory. Let's not stop and call for backup before chasing him down."</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: I knew hipster cops had pissed off the other detectives, but will no one come back them up?!?</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Could someone turn off that drippy tap? That's going to drive me batty during the climactic battle.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck And now I have to pee</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Gotta say this over-the-top gothic New Orleans urban decay look kinda creeps me out, knowing it was filmed just before Katrina.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "Clones to the left of me, creatures to the right... stitch in the middle with you..."</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Here's hoping for a railing kill.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @blakestacey Maybe they could have a car chase in some mini golf cart-like vehicles, too?</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: And looks like we're wrapping things up in another abandoned dampness factory.  Surprising how many of those there are.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: @brx0 Dampness is a growth industry.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Too bad shot guns are such precision weapons that aren't effective at close range without a lot of skill</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: He'll never see us coming with these flashlights</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: okay Parker, this is a shotgun. It's pretty much point and shoot. POINT and shoot.</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Suddenly, it's Mysterious Brooding Guy to the rescue.  Getting kinda like Highlander now.</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: "I know what you did last summer... er... I mean, I've come to stop your killing, brother!"</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Monster versus monster in a steel cage!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: If it weren't for trying to keep up, I'd rewatch that last bit. I swear at about 1:21:20 I saw a cable...</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: Look, I know he's impaled on all that rebar and all, but you haven't gotten a decent shot at him all movie. SHOOT HIM AGAIN.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: @lousycanuck NOW!</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: How can they see now?.. they lost their flashlights</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Mysterious Brooding Guy vanishes.  But what of the alien chest burster?  Or Dr. Helios?  I smell a sequel!</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: Egg in bourbon. #BreakfastOfChampions</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ah, Mrs. Helios 2.0 has different hair now.  Mysterious!</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: Helios' first monster has an annoying tendency to spout Deepak Chopra-esque inanities.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: In two hundred years, The First Monster hasn't been able to lose the Christopher Lambert accent.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: @lousycanuck "I've learned many things in 200 years. Uh, except for how to blend in with society at large. Yeah. Still a weakness."</font>

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<font color="#803e75">brx0: Ok, now we get a big exposition thing in the last 5 minutes.  Sequel?  Or moody USA Network pilot that went nowhere...?</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: So, Original Monster has been using the cop all movie. Why ask for her help now?</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: "I make my own luck."</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Wait, that's it?</font>

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<font color="#73579a">BenZvan: Wait...what? Was this almost written before the writers strike?</font>

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<font color="#808080">szvan: I don't know why, in movies without plots, I'm surprised that I don't get endings.</font>

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<font color="#997355">blakestacey: Second Assistant "B" Camera...now there's a title to boost your self-esteem.</font>

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<font color="#9579bc">lousycanuck: @blakestacey Hello, welcome to B movies.</font>

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<font color="#409565">RezHowski: I need to watch it again with Director Commentary :)</font>

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<font color="#cc8080">drskyskull: @lousycanuck @RezHowski I'm guessing that "director commentary" is an extended apology.</font>

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<font color="#cea262">Ben_TAF: @drskyskull @lousycanuck @RezHowski Haha! Just a loop of Mrs Helios Mark I: "I'm sorry. I know I disappoint you."</font>