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brx0: More flute music, this time with some synth.  Damn, I want a wizard van now.

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blakestacey: Dammit, this movie just can't keep its clothes on!

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blakestacey: [singing] It's gettin schlock in here, so take off all your clothes

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CyberLizard: Package delivery!

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Rowsdower30: GOOD GOD SOMEONE INVENT BOXERS!

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brx0: A crack team of anthropology undergrads in puffy outdoor gear, not all of whom have speaking roles.  #BigfootNoms

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blakestacey: I think I speak for everyone everwhere when I say, "Eww".

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Rowsdower30: men should NOT have bikini areas

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blakestacey: I didn't think *anyone* could say "where my father was killed" in that *chipper* a voice

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szvan: "I just wanted to go on a nice vacation to that spot where my father used to die."

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CyberLizard: Ok, so which level of flashback are we on?

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blakestacey: Jackets by the Power Rangers!

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CyberLizard: You damn kids get off my lawn!

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szvan: If this were Scooby Doo, we'd already know who the bad guy was.

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brx0: An undergrad campout with the professor in 1980. Pretty sure the absence of weed & quaaludes is unrealistic.

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blakestacey: They set up camp in the gun-toting weirdo's front yard?

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CyberLizard: Insta-camp!

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szvan: "What time is it?" "Sadly, it's still the disco era."

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brx0: One female student is here only because she promised to cook & clean.  Welcome to 1980, kids!

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CyberLizard: No dance till the cooking and scrubbing are done!

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szvan: "Can we have some fun?" "Honey, may I remind you we brought you because you're a girl? No fun for you!"

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Rowsdower30: "No thanks, I got some victims in the freezer"

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blakestacey: "Would you like to fertilize my eggs? I mean, some scrambled eggs?"

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brx0: Mr. Carlson isn't very friendly, and he has a shotgun, and you're camping on his lawn.

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blakestacey: the flannels, they are clashing in my brain

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brx0: Uh oh, ominous synth music!

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CyberLizard: Camper hammer toss! Wheeee!

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blakestacey: Monster and carnival ride, all in one! #LetTheRecordShowWeAreGutLaughing

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Rowsdower30: BigFoot should compete in the 2012 Olympics for shotput

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CyberLizard: "Damn, that was my good t-shirt"

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brx0: Aaaaaand bigfoot does in male undergrad #1 with a WWF-style twirl-n-throw move.

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blakestacey: "Did you hear something?" "It sounded like...the audience laughing themselves silly."

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blakestacey: Looks like Sasquatch is practicising to perform the Pamchenko Twist! #TheCuttingEdge

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szvan: Look, we're trying to keep the clothing budget down here...take off your shirt.

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blakestacey: Lighting by Bill Rebane!

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brx0: Aha!  Mr. Carlson responds better to an offering of booze.  Why didn't they try this earlier?

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CyberLizard: That's right, offer the gun-wielding crazy alcohol.

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brx0: "I guess it must get lonely here"...  boom chicka wah wah....

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blakestacey: "Women, you know, dying and stuff."

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Rowsdower30: "those women...they just hate being kept in wells in the basement"

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szvan: Does anyone else here "It must get lonely out here" as a come-on? How many varieties of porn do we get tonight?

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brx0: Mr. Carlson got sick of the rat race in frickin' Sacramento.  I'm bored with him already.

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blakestacey: "Hardly any place to get away anymore...away from this movie, in particular."

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blakestacey: "Don't be too quick to poke fun at something you know nothing about, like acting."

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szvan: Bigfoot is just like the Loch Ness monster, right down to the coils and living on the bottom of the lake. Or something.

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Rowsdower30: well, that scene was nice-but try THIS one!

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CyberLizard: I'd say, "speak in complete sentences"

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brx0: Another jump cut.  I bet Carlson forgot his lines or something.  Or it's another Godard thing.

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blakestacey: [sings] "Cra-azy Wanda, help get me out of this film..."

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brx0: "The next logical thing would be to go to Herb's General Store".  Now that's what I call product placement.

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Ben_TAF: Good timing for a cut scene. What with gun guy forgetting his lines and all

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szvan: "The crazy guy living in the woods drank four shots of whiskey. The obvious answer it that he's afraid of Bigfoot...or something."

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Ben_TAF: Oh, good! They're taking the Scooby Doo approach and splitting up. This bodes well for our heros

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szvan: "Crazy Wanda? Yeah, she doesn't even live on a real map."

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Rowsdower30: cause she speaks out of her vagina, of course

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szvan: Wait. Crazy Wanda gave birth through her throat?

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brx0: And this being rural 70s California, you have to wink-wink at "Herb's General Store".

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szvan: "That's an interesting accent. Where you from?" "Generic backwoods. You?

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brx0: So they're looking for someone who went mute/crazy after having a baby.  Is that a thing that happens?

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blakestacey: Who is this person and who is she talking to? And this one? Aaaa

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CyberLizard: Dead babies are a blessing!

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brx0: Investigation montage, including the Most Judgmental Teacher Ever.

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Rowsdower30: "Ma'am, I'm gonna kiss ya now"

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blakestacey: "It died at birth. A blessing. Because children are horrid creatures, you know?"

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szvan: For the record, in 1980, *I* knew the term Down's Syndrome.

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blakestacey: "Thought he'd seen the devil. Probably did. Hitting the blotter sunshine pretty hard."

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Rowsdower30: "This meeting of the Plaid Council is now in session"

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CyberLizard: Backwoods, weird cult... where's Rowdower?

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brx0: Oh, and there's a crazy cult reverend, human sacrifice, inbreeding etc.  So it's Godard meets Fox News basically.

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blakestacey: You know what this shot needs? More flannel.

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brx0: Also they only brought two guns.  This may be important later.

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blakestacey: Ah, yes, I heard this track on the album SONGS OF THE HEADACHE INDUCING.

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blakestacey: Current status: 0.5 metric jjabrams of lens flare.

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CyberLizard: JJ Abrams was profoundly influenced by this shot

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brx0: Mother of all lens flares.  Vague outlines of people; no matter, they're just expendable undergrads.

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Rowsdower30: Dr Mellow is bringin down the mood

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brx0: They really don't seem that upset about losing one of their fellow students.  Class must be graded on a curve or something.

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blakestacey: Again with the nested flashbacks!

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Ben_TAF: Okay, who else is seeing a future scene where they're being chased back to the boat, but wait! The engine won't start!

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szvan: In high school theater, I always got cast as the narrator. I still had more personality than these "people".

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blakestacey: He's parked in the synth forest.

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szvan: And which part of the motorcycle does the blood run down?

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brx0: Cut to random guy on motorcycle.  I hear synthesizers, so Bigfoot can't be far away.  Check out that groovy moustache!

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szvan: Sorry. "Blood".

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blakestacey: Wow. Sasquatch is willing to hit below the belt.

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Rowsdower30: puff, puff, castrate!

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Ben_TAF: Life lesson: don't piss on bigfoot while smoking a joint. And now we know

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CyberLizard: So Bigfoot likes sausage

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brx0: Heh, the infamous "Bigfoot rips the guy's junk off" scene.  Still nobody seems that upset.  Or the actors just suck.

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blakestacey: Who are these people? What are they trying to do?

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blakestacey: Hell, I'd settle for knowing what the camera is pointed at.

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szvan: "I know. We'll have a Satanic ritual in the backwoods. Nobody's ever put one of those in a movie before."

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blakestacey: "I can't believe I'm seeing this." You and me both, compadre.

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brx0: Oh hey, a rural demonic cult, complete with cultists in plaid.

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blakestacey: For the record, I really do think they were chanting "Cosmos Deos Loki Thor". #AvengersStealthViralMarketing

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blakestacey: U...M...Q...R...A...

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szvan: "Do you want to get lost out there in the woods?" "Is the alternative staying here with you, asshole?"

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brx0: So our heroes mess with the cultists & don't seem to upset about maybe starting a forest fire. I bet they're tempting fate here.

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szvan: Uh, oh. Bigfoot's not thrilled about being deprived of nooky.

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Rowsdower30: Poor Bigfoot's just mad cause his lasik surgery went awry

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brx0: And a clip of Bigfoot-O-Vision.  Turns out Bigfoot can reach right through your tent and get you!

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blakestacey: I am *so* lost right now.

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Rowsdower30: *gasp* IT'S THE 70'S!

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szvan: "What's up?" "Come quick... ... ...The boat's gone!" "Dude, you could have told us that in camp."

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Rowsdower30: yes...an ELEPHANT is the most likely suspect

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CyberLizard: "Huge anthropoid effigy" was my nickname in high school!

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brx0: Their boat's missing, and the first culprit they think of is elephants?

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CyberLizard: "Was it a bear?"

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Ben_TAF: Bigfoot ain't got much of a big foot amirite?

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blakestacey: "We've lost our supplies. I suggest we eat the weakest of the group."

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CyberLizard: "You know what I just realized? I'm never going to work in another movie after this"

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Ben_TAF: "Our radio's gone. Awww, maaaaan! Shucks!"

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szvan: What kind of anthropology students leave their radio in the boat? Oh, right. Dead ones.

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blakestacey: "The chumps go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah..."

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brx0: "I can't imagine a fake foot being constructed so accurately."

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blakestacey: This must be what you think up when you have happy hour in the back row of anatomy lecture.

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Ben_TAF: EXTREME CLOSEUP!!!

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szvan: "You do that, I'll jump you." "No wonder you suck at chess."

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brx0: Oh, close up sexy chess.  Only filming the speakers' eyes, so you can wing it & write the crappy dialogue later.

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blakestacey: Is this movie under some mate-or-die curse?

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szvan: Sadly, the music is too chipper. Mr. Make-Me-a-Sandwich won't die today.

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brx0: Aaaand cue the unsexy 1980 sleeping bag beast with two backs...

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Rowsdower30: "Mmm, Brad....you're no Bigfoot"

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blakestacey: Wow, the Predator-Sasquatch vision doesn't look much more confusing than the normal video.

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Ben_TAF: C'mon, Bigfoot. Take a lesson from Predator and switch off your infrared and go for ultra violet. Much better suited for the woods.

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blakestacey: Moral: don't have sex in a world of grainy purple.

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brx0: So Bigfoot's kind of a prude, apparently.  Pretty sure in 2012 he has an AM radio show somewhere.

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blakestacey: "I saw this terrible...terrible costume..."

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CyberLizard: "Yes, why didn't it kill them and spare us the rest of this movie?"

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brx0: These people really aren't very talented actors, are they?

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blakestacey: "The weeds are all squashed... SASquashed." [sunglasses] YEEEEEEEAH.

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szvan: "Let's look for Wanda. Because a single crazy woman is a much more plausible culprit than that cult we saw.

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blakestacey: "Hey, guys, how 'bout a sing-along?"

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blakestacey: That's a very Bob Ross mountainside.

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Rowsdower30: All this walking...sure this isn't a Corman film?

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szvan: I know I just got stripes ripped into my back, but I really feel better carrying my jacket over one shoulder.

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blakestacey: I'm running out of ways to ask who these people are and what they are doing.

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Rowsdower30: here, let me poke you in the eye with a pencil

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CyberLizard: Protip: when a creepy eye stares at you through the door window, give it a pixie stix.

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szvan: You can tell Wanda's crazy. She's left over from the 60s instead of the 70s.

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blakestacey: Typical professor: research first, injured student second.

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CyberLizard: Wanda-vision!

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blakestacey: Wow, they know how to make themselves at home!

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Rowsdower30: David Bowie as Crazy Wanda

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brx0: So, naming your kid "Linda" probably guarantees insanity.

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CyberLizard: Soooo, that's a no on the foot rubs?

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blakestacey: Yeah, let's trigger the woman! Yeah! That's a great idea!

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Rowsdower30: "My mustache will comfort her"

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brx0: Disposable undergrad #5 isn't "in the mood" to fix their radio.  Gee, thanks.

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szvan: "Such a dumb thing to do!" Most perceptive line in the entire movie.

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blakestacey: Lighting the night scenes by an actual flashlight. Now that's cinema verite for you!

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brx0: When you hear the phrase "horribly mutilated", DRINK!

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Ben_TAF: "This isn't far from where a hunter was found horribly mutilated. Anyway, sleep tight!"

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Rowsdower30: giant bees!

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CyberLizard: He's being attacked by siren whistles!

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blakestacey: ... the Hell? Pressing an ax to your own shoulder is *dangerous*!

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brx0: Ooh, synthesizer!  Bigfoot!  Exhibiting tool use (an axe)!  Orange 70s movie blood!

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szvan: Pro-tip: When your life's soundtrack starts getting psychedelic, run.

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CyberLizard: Yay! Girl scout slaughter!

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brx0: Another flashback, this time with Girl Scouts!  But is the top still spinning?

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blakestacey: Two Girl Scouts wandering through the woods. Most porn-like setup we've had in at least 10 minutes!

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szvan: Done. RT @brx0: When you hear the phrase "horribly mutilated", DRINK!

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Rowsdower30: These "Girl Scouts" are like 35

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Cotesia1: That woodsman scene was cut out of "Oklahoma"

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blakestacey: Their mission: to placate Sasquatch with offerings of Thin Mints.

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brx0: These Girl Scouts look like they're about 23.  Was that a thing in 1980?

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blakestacey: "Noises! Quick! Fall into each other's arms!"

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Ben_TAF: Oh no! It's coming after us! Walk slightly faster downhill!

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szvan: See? The Girl Scouts understand musical cue warnings!

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blakestacey: Well, looks like Sadie and Janice won't be earning the Fleeing For Life merit badge!

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cbane0: Well, at least *someone* has tried to run from bigfoot

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CyberLizard: "Stop cutting yourself! Why are you cutting yourself?"

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brx0: Oh, Bigfoot has a knife now.  Since when has Bigfoot needed tools? #fail

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blakestacey: You know what would have been helpful? Explaining all this before you left.

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blakestacey: Oh, and working out the whole "someone stay on watch" idea beforehand, too. Just a thought.

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CyberLizard: Two guns and no ammunition: a right-wing nut job at an Obama rally's worst nightmare.

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szvan: Let's see. Brunette female. All alone. Yep, high risk of not surviving the movie.

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blakestacey: "Well, there's no one awake to sex up, so I guess I'm safe..."

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Cotesia1: Big Foot is a mutated Cocker Spaniel - with a bad attitude.

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CyberLizard: Sasquatch should get LASIK. Fix that right up.

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blakestacey: Why does Sasquatch look at everything through a hole in a piece of orange construction paper?

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szvan: I'll just take my anthropological notes on this stray piece of paper I turned up, shall I?

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blakestacey: If I could tell any of these people apart, I might be more concerned about their grisly fates.

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Rowsdower30: "My Dorothy Hamill hair will protect me"

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szvan: "My name is Sasquatch. You scared my mother. Prepare to die."

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CyberLizard: Luke just got jumped by a wampa!

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brx0: Huh, there goes another undergrad.  Btw, why do they bother with the guns if they don't have any ammo?

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blakestacey: "It's fresh. The Tabasco people were here, and recently."

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brx0: Apparently this disposable undergrad was called "Pete".

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blakestacey: Well, that was confusing and pointless.

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CyberLizard: Dumb blonde mental breakdown: check!

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drskyskull: Damn - I missed *again*!  (But I met @TheBloggess, so it's all good.)

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CyberLizard: "I better go talk to Wanda. Because that's been so fruitful up till now"

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blakestacey: @drskyskull Just jump in at the 1:03 mark. It won't make any less sense.

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Rowsdower30: SLEEEEEEEP!

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brx0: Because hypnotizing the crazy lady's obviously a good idea, right?

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cbane0: @drskyskull There's still a half hour left! It probably'll make just as much sense starting from there as from the beginning.

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blakestacey: Wow, they're really getting off on abusing this woman.

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drskyskull: @cbane0 Indeed! The only trick is trying to synch up with everyone so it makes no sense in the same way for everyone.

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szvan: Ooh, a religious altar. She's definitely crazy.

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blakestacey: Ooh, synth *organ*!

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Ben_TAF: This movie reminds me that I have paint drying in the other room. Oh! And my grass might need me to watch it grow

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brx0: Aaand the rural shack has a Sealed Cobweb Room.  If only they'd had the budget to hire Barbara Steele...

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blakestacey: "We've already triggered her traumatic memories. Now let's make her cluck like a chicken!"

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CyberLizard: "I'd like to say "oogity-boogity".

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CyberLizard: I feel a flashback coming on...

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blakestacey: Because when I think "15 years old", I think "tinkly music box".

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brx0: More hypnotizin'.  And *another* flashback.

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szvan: This is the one time I'm going to believe him when he says, "I had no way to know she was 15."

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blakestacey: Wow. It's Rick Santorum's base demographic.

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CyberLizard: "I'm saving your soul, you ungrateful bitch!" Republican Party slogsn

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blakestacey: Just let me grow up and attend Liberty University!

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Rowsdower30: Bow chicka wow wow

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brx0: Aaaand we meet hick jebus daddy in overalls, w/ a home Virgin Mary shrine.  Wouldn't have guessed he was Catholic, gotta say.

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brx0: And Flashback Bigfoot, complete with lightning.

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Rowsdower30: "so, Biggie...you'll call?"

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blakestacey: Wait, so, being violated by Sasquatch Sr. is her punishment for unchastity?

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szvan: Ah, so all that attacking couples sexing it up is really just monster guilt?

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CyberLizard: Sooooo, daddy just likes to watch?

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rvitelli: @drskyskull @TheBloggess She's real?  Up to now, I thought @TheBloggess was an urban legend...

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Ben_TAF: Hey, look at that! Lens flare actually working to the benefit of the scene for once

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blakestacey: "Save me! Give me the strength to bear up!" "Oh, it's all about you, isn't it?"

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szvan: Nothing like calling for a religious abortion, now, is there? Toto, we're not in 1980 anymore.

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CyberLizard: Papa's monologue sounds like Santorum's stump speech

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brx0: So now she's having Bigfoot's baby. Still probably a step up from Levi Johnston.

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szvan: Nine months of praying for his daughter to die? Can we just kill him already?

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brx0: Although quite honestly I'm not sure how this whole half-Bigfoot thing advances whatever our plot happens to be here.

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CyberLizard: Oooh, the big reveal!

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blakestacey: What possessed someone to put this in a movie?

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CyberLizard: She gave birth to a roast turkey?

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blakestacey: That's the kind, loving, patneral expression of a servant of Manos.

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szvan: So...she gave birth to a monkey alarm clock?

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Cotesia1: . Nutella Baby!

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Ben_TAF: Whoa! What happened to my video quality? For a second there it was actually good

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blakestacey: "Open your eyes. How do you feel?" "Just peachy. Dickhead."

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CyberLizard: How the fuck do you think she feels, jackass?

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blakestacey: Digging up a grave is actually a step *up* for this movie.

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CyberLizard: "Only one way to find out" Let's exhume a baby corpse!!!

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brx0: Naturally it's time for a little grave robbing.

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szvan: It may be just me, but shouldn't the scientific investigations be in the hands of someone who can, say, use a shovel?

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brx0: But what if it's a zombie bigfoot?  Did you think of that?  I didn't think so...

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blakestacey: "I'm going to boil some water and scald you to distract you from your lacerated back, OK?"

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Rowsdower30: "let me fix your back...and some mac n cheese"

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CyberLizard: So her baby was a boar's skull?

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brx0: So, turns out desecrating the graves of Bigfoot's kids makes him surly.  Who knew?

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szvan: And Sasquatch tenderly takes care of the corpse of his rape baby. Sums the whole movie up, really.

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CyberLizard: "It's dark now. Do you want to be the next Sasquatch baby-mama?"

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brx0: Nobody seems to have a genius anti-Bigfoot plan here, and the fact that this is all a flashback doesn't really make me optimistic.

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szvan: Crazy Wanda is the best actress in the whole movie. Of course that might be because she has no affect.

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blakestacey: Oh, I think asking this movie to make sense at this point is a little overdue.

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CyberLizard: Burnt in the outhouse. Oh, SNAP!

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blakestacey: Mmm. Who wants meatloaf?

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brx0: See, this is how people had to resolve their messy domestic stuff before Jerry Springer came along.

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Rowsdower30: OPA!

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szvan: Wasn't he just wearing a shirt.

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szvan: We're getting close to the end. Can we just kill them all off already?

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blakestacey: "We should have known this was coming. The music should have warned us."

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brx0: Apparently we've lost another disposable undergrad.

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Rowsdower30: Tina Turner?!

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szvan: He just took my poker. Let me stick my face near the window to look for it!

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brx0: Yeah, Bigfoot's attacking the house and someone whips out a camera.  Like anyone's going to believe photos on 110 film

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szvan: Everyone! He's trying to get in! Stay near the windows!

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CyberLizard: Pictures! Of course? Why didn't I think of that? Oh, yeah, the imminent slaughter...

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CyberLizard: "Rroooooar!" Translation: This is a nice little place you got here

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blakestacey: Well, there goes the one youngster who had anything approaching characterization.

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szvan: "Why don't you do anything, Sasquatch?" "Can't It's this stupid, cheap prosthetic job."

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brx0: Aaaand Bigfoot is a guy in body paint & a fright wig.

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CyberLizard: So, who's up for sausage?

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Ben_TAF: I whip my entrails back and forth! I whip my entrails back and forth!

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brx0: Ok, the costume intestines were unnecessary.

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szvan: They really didn't have to shoot this in slo-mo. I'm ready for them to be dead.

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blakestacey: "Heh, got this idea from a movie called THE CELL."

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Rowsdower30: "What do you think, Inspector Groovy?"

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blakestacey: Can Sasquatch really take credit for these kills? He's just pushing them onto sharp things.

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Cotesia1: Big Foot looks a little mangy.

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Rowsdower30: it's heartwarming when the hero gets the girl at the end of the movie

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szvan: But packing them in Jell-O was a nice touch. RT @brx0: Ok, the costume intestines were unnecessary.

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CyberLizard: NOW doc Nugent shows some personality

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brx0: And now Bigfoot does in the other undergrads. Maybe the theme here is Bigfoot using the hu-mons' technology against them.  Deep?

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Cotesia1: - thank goodness "the death by glazing" was in slo-mo.

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blakestacey: "Now I make my own luck."

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blakestacey: Wait, "criminally" insane? Well, I guess that soundtrack could do it to anyone.

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Ben_TAF: Good thing they left it open for a sequel

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brx0: Or maybe HE made it all up?   And HE did the students in?  Mysterious!

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szvan: It's a sad day indeed when your monster's roars are so dull you have to layer them with dissonant music for effect.

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CyberLizard: Does anyone else feel hollow inside?

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Ben_TAF: I now have a reason to officially take back everything bad I said about Frankenstein...