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blakestacey: "American International ... So, not all that International, actually."

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pzmyers: And on the church chimes from the cemetery next door, I begin.

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CA7746: The end

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blakestacey: I wonder if the Apocalypse really will look like stock footage?

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brx0: Aaaand we begin with a stock mushroom cloud...

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CA7746: Nuke Testament

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lousycanuck: We begin with a cloud. A pretty, fluffy cloud. Hey, it's mushroom-shaped.

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blakestacey: "We'll tweet again, don't know where, don't know when..."

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szvan: That's auspicious. Stock footage and bass narration.

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brx0: Portentious pseudo-Biblical voice over.  Or maybe actually Biblical.  Sort of a Poe's Law of voiceovers here.

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blakestacey: Quinn O'Hara? Frankly, I couldn't give a damn about this cast.

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lousycanuck: AAH IT'S NARRATED BY GOOOOOOOOOD

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blakestacey: 632 wrenches?

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pzmyers: Wait, it's supposed to be 2889. Why are they acting like it's the 1960s?

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lousycanuck: So if the Geiger counter is so high in that guy's studio, why's he still talking?

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ColOfNature: "This is Ted Johnson for K.B... Oh, why do I bother?"

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blakestacey: Population of Earth in the year 2889: 3 billion.

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pzmyers: radio guy says his name, dies.

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lousycanuck: Three billion huh? And this is supposed to happen in what year?

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DrRubidium: How is it that nuclear warfare left us Ted Johnson?

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brx0: Pretty bucolic for a postnuclear wasteland, so far.

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blakestacey: Dude, don't go inviting comparisons with the Columbia Broadcasting announcer in Welles' WoTW. It ain't healthy.

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drskyskull: "Larry didn't come."  Thanks to Twitter, it is impossible for me to interpret that phrase in an innocent way.

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blakestacey: "Fortunately, my sweater protected us from the radiation!"

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DrRubidium: is Ted Johnson related to all the Johnsons mentioned in Blazing Saddles? #howardjohnson

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pzmyers: yeah, this nuclear wasteland looks greener and prettier than Morris.

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pzmyers: OH NO! WHO WILL TUNE THE PIANO NOW?

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szvan: Look at the black in that cloud. It must be a dirty bomb.

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brx0: Wow, now *that's* an ugly 60s interior.

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lousycanuck: There's always hope. Let's go inside. I still have to write my will. And take my diabetes medication.

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blakestacey: "Provisions for the 3 of us" ... good job not reminding her!

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DrRubidium: I, for one, am comforted that cardigan sweaters have survived the nuclear holocaust

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blakestacey: PUSH. THE. CURTAINS. ASIDE.

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pzmyers: An ordinary glass door is protectin against fallout?

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DrRubidium: Larry isn't Larry anymore. #justsayin

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szvan: Don't touch him. That skin is contagious.

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pzmyers: I'm so lonely, I'll take him even if he isn't Larry. And kinda scabrous.

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blakestacey: 740 Werthers?!

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lousycanuck: No, don't open the door! It's a guy that's been dosed with rads! And us without our Rad-X!

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drskyskull: "He should be dead, but he's still breathing!" Let's fix this right away!

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ColOfNature: "Don't touch him. He's my responsibility. I'll bury him under the porch."

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DrRubidium: Um, if he's already in YOUR HOUSE it's too late for the Geiger counter

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szvan: "Who are you?" "I'm the cut-rate Elvis stand-in."

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lousycanuck: "Who are you?" "I have a bomber jacket, isn't that enough to ID me?"

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blakestacey: Ooo, cute, in a 1950s kind of way

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pzmyers: This has got to be an amazingly well insulated house.

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lousycanuck: This is of course the Fallout-style radiation that doesn't actually affect others around you, but accumulates in your system.

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drskyskull: Thanks to the screen resolution, I'm not sure if he has a geiger counter or a blender.

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DrRubidium: Steve wearing a wing. A good wig, but a wig nonetheless #nuclearwig

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pzmyers: is it 2889 yet?

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brx0: Ok, old nuclear paranoia guy is creeping me out.  Are you guys sure we aren't watching the #RNC?

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lousycanuck: Welp, there's a supermutant in my house. Time to take a nap on the chair.

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blakestacey: Yes, when I think of post-nuclear survival horror, I think: old man in an armchair, gazing at an oil painting.

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ColOfNature: Door-to-door Rad-X salespeople! What luck!

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DrRubidium: that portrait is the scariest thing in this movie #4realz

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drskyskull: Cheap 60s decor, bad acting hipsters: for all its flaws, this film has captured my view of an apocalypse quite well.

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blakestacey: "Don't shoot! There's a girl out here!" Ah, back in the day when 30-year-old women were "girls".

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brx0: So far the whole thing's taking place in a single room.  Technically this could be a stage play!

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pzmyers: There sure are a lot of healthy looking people wandering about in the so-called post-apocalyptic, lethal wasteland.

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brx0: These people are kind of mod looking.  I bet they get eaten first, this being 1967 and all.

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pzmyers: Is the garden also secured from fallout?

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brx0: So far this really doesn't look like the year 2889, gotta say.

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szvan: Sorry to be so silent. I'm still trying to completely rearrange my understanding of the physics of radiation.

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drskyskull: Is he a mutant, or just Texan?

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blakestacey: Ah, his protective layer of grime and aura of moonshine fumes saved him from the fallout.

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elronxenu: Wrenches? I thought we were using Minchins as the unit of deadly radioactivity.

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pzmyers: Cowboy hat and whiskey jug...this IS the RNC!

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CA7746: The fittest survived.

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DrRubidium: that hot "girl" (of 30) is going to get somebody killed #justsayin

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brx0: Hey, a drunk hillbilly with a jug of moonshine.  This bodes ill, probably.

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lousycanuck: "Well go-lleee, it shore is hot out here in the radioactive wasteland." *swigs moonshine jug*

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lousycanuck: Hey, where's the XXX on that hooch bottle?

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drskyskull: To keep things simple, I'm going to refer to the guy in the cowboy hat as "Discount Ernest Borgnine".

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blakestacey: Fun fact: this movie was made before foley was invented.

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pzmyers: Peepers, huh. I thought everyone was dead.

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brx0: Hillbilly!!  Scream!!

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szvan: Wait. She helps carry the dripping guy upstairs and screams at the healthy one outside her window?

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drskyskull: "Nooo... he can't stay!" "Ooooh, okay."  DRAMA, FOLKS!!!

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blakestacey: Such charm!

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DrRubidium: seriously, when are the cannibals going to start killing people? Start with the grumpy old man.

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lousycanuck: No, the guy peeping on my daughter with a bottle of high-proof alcohol can't stay! Ohhh... twist my rubber arm.

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pzmyers: "Let the worthless old coot stay. We're all going to die anyway." Good to know I'll have some support in the future. Or 1977.

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szvan: It was very nice of them to put out the survivor beacon to draw everyone in.

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drskyskull: The radiation has already turned that one woman completely orange!!!

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blakestacey: "My second in command will be Steve. Whom I just met. Not my own daughter. Because, you know, women."

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pzmyers: "We may live, we may not." I vote not.

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ColOfNature: "No Los Angeles? Hoy diggity! The apocalypse ain't all bad after all!"

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DrRubidium: this is why we'll never survive a nuclear event - we'll die while arguing about who is boss

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CA7746: Decade-old cake doesn't look so good.

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pzmyers: Oooh, he has a diorama. Where's the model train?

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brx0: Old guy decides Steve, who he just met, is "second in command".  Hmm.

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lousycanuck: If there's six of them that suddenly happened on this one house, the odds are that tons of people are still alive.

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lousycanuck: Handy diorama is handy.

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szvan: "I spent 10 years getting ready for this, but I never figured out how to keep out the freeloaders."

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brx0: Hey, he's been working on this for a decade, he's even got a diorama.  No model train though.

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ColOfNature: Occult forces!

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DrRubidium: if I were trapped with these fools, I'd kill each of them so I could have some peace & quiet #justsayin :-0

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pzmyers: Rebellion? With 6 people?

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lousycanuck: "Other forces? What other forces?" "Never mind that. I'll explain now."

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DrRubidium: "other things" = telepathic cannibals

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drskyskull: DRAMATIC STAIR CLIMBING MUSIC!!!

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brx0: So the old guy's basically giving McCain's speech from last night, isn't he?

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blakestacey: "I don't understand how you soaked up a superlethal dose and I still look like a NASA poster boy."

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lousycanuck: Okay, can we get an objective measure of what a "Wrench-en" is?

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brx0: "I don't want that, I want fresh meat, raw meat!"  This also bodes ill, probably.

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szvan: The acting quality and costumes here have me feeling nostalgic for the Monkees.

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pzmyers: Old guy fussing over whether the couple is married...yep, it's the RNC.

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lousycanuck: Wow she's clumsy for a dancer. And hey, a dagger fell out of her case. SUSPICIOUS.

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DrRubidium: If somebody will only eat raw meat after being exposed to a lethal level of radiation, they're TROUBLE

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CA7746: You're available then?

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brx0: Oh, a dancer + manager.  Yep, they're gettin' et first.

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blakestacey: "I'm sorry. Really sorry. And you're available. Really available."

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ColOfNature: I know how she feels - I always get the shivers when someone plays a theremin.

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lousycanuck: "Strange. I feel like someone's calling." "Oh, don't be so radioactivity-poisoned, you big baby."

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blakestacey: She'll get the canned beef...from the locked storeroom... eh.

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drskyskull: Oh, good, he's going to go check the radioactivity with his giant meat thermometer.

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DrRubidium: I find all of these motherfuckers suspicious

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lousycanuck: "Smart thinking on your part. That's why I made you second in command. Because I, like, knew that beforehand."

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CA7746: He's confusing us all.

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szvan: Big house, available for cheap rental for movie companies...how many porn films were made here?

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brx0: Ok, now the old guy is telling us about the timecubes or something.

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brx0: Theremin! Drink!

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blakestacey: Meanwhile, near a crashed Klingon spaceship

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pzmyers: I think the entire SFX budget just flashed by in a second.

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brx0: Now that's what I call an unconvincing latex mask.

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ColOfNature: Radioactive psychic cannibal squirrels!

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pzmyers: "I need meat." Fresh meat. I think I see where this is going. It's a gay porno, isn't it?

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szvan: Aww. Moonshine dood bites it first. We haven't even gotten any cheap country music.

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DrRubidium: Bro, your first mistake is letting your clearly pre-cannibal brother stay alive

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pzmyers: Who shall be eaten first? The one that's marinated the longest.

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lousycanuck: My but that's some tasty moonshine. I'd best bury it so Quasimodo won't find it.

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brx0: Oh wait, the hidden boozer gets eaten before the immoral young folks do, doesn't he?

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ColOfNature: Why does he keep hiding his moonshine? Does he fear an intervention?

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elronxenu: Old guy logically tells them, "there's no such thing as logic anymore."

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szvan: "All right. Let's go! What do we have to work with in the makeup department?" "Paper mache." "Oh."

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brx0: "But, there's no such thing as logic anymore."  Truer words were rarely spoken.  In this film.

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lousycanuck: "I know he's your brother, but..." "But what?" "But he's really, really mutated now. Like The Blob on two legs or something."

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DrRubidium: no food or water for 3 weeks? That's what we call a "clue"

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blakestacey: "Huh, no water in 3 weeks. That is slightly odd, now that you've mentioned it."

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CA7746: I'm not a werewolf or anything.

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ColOfNature: I am just going outside and may be some time.

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lousycanuck: "Would you like to go with me?" "Oh. Oh no. I have to wash my hair."

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pzmyers: Look on the bright side. At least he's not hogging the bathroom.

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DrRubidium: Time to change the locks on the house and put up a "NO CANNIBALS" sign

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szvan: "I think he's dangerous." "Whatever gave you that idea?"

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brx0: Wait, if the mutants only eat non-mutants, they aren't technically cannibals, are they?

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ColOfNature: We've gotta study him. He ain't heavy - but /why/?

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CA7746: Positive? She's delusional. Destroy her.

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brx0: Still not the year 2889, btw.

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DrRubidium: Crap. The old man makes some sense.

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pzmyers: Uh-oh. Announcing you've got a reason to live? Cue mutants.

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lousycanuck: I know these two -- Steve and Joanna -- are going to survive to repopulate the earth. But they need to get et right now.

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blakestacey: "Didn't you hear it?" "What, the theremin?"

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brx0: Just realized nobody's said the word "repopulate" yet.

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drskyskull: Srsly, if by the year 2889 we haven't evolved past wearing black long sleeve turtlenecks in the summertime, we deserve annihilation.

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DrRubidium: Joanna's replaced Harry with Steve. If you can't love the one you want, love the one you're with

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lousycanuck: Dude they're okay with you going out of the house, thanks to your "I like it out there" speech. Why are you sneaking?

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brx0: Ah Steve, with the mansplaining about those completely harmless noises in the bushes over there.

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pzmyers: Is that a housecat he's going to eat? I'm beginning to like this movie a little bit.

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ColOfNature: Pierce Brosnan's looking a bit mutanty.

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CA7746: It's a trap!

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szvan: If we can't scare you, we'll nauseate you with our camera work.

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drskyskull: This camera work is what happens when the monster from "The Evil Dead" ODs on valium before going out to hunt.

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brx0: D'awwww, bunny!

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blakestacey: "Hey, did they film the Blair Witch Project near here?"

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pzmyers: Ewww. Moist bones.

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drskyskull: Does anyone else think that the irradiated guy looks like a slightly less grizzled Josh Brolin?

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CA7746: Penal code and sin.

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CA7746: Physics.

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DrRubidium: dude, I think this was filmed at the LA Arboretum

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szvan: "He spends most of his nights prowling around in these woods." So...how long has the food held out?

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pzmyers: Oh, crap. Pseudo-evolutionary theory. Now I hate the movie again.

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blakestacey: this is like Star Trek Voyager science

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CA7746: Then he laughed and laughed.

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lousycanuck: So radiation supercharges evolution to happen within single generations. This from the guy that thinks the Bible will help.

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pzmyers: Now the bible....I fucking really hate this movie.

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ColOfNature: I like Mickey.

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blakestacey: Hey, the other two people are back again!

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CA7746: Maybe it had an effect on Granger.

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DrRubidium: this is no time for bible study! #FFS

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lousycanuck: "I had enough of that Bible when I was a kid." You and me both.

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brx0: So the mutant brother looked up all his answers in the Bible.  And he's the one who got all mutated and stuff.  QED.

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drskyskull: "Hey, everybody, let's use the blatant inconsistencies in the Bible to take our minds off of the nuclear holocaust!"

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CA7746: Dance around a fire backward.

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blakestacey: Whoa, raining wrenches!

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drskyskull: I'm starting to think that the old man's "Geiger counter" is actually an old AM radio with a vibrator stuck on the front.

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szvan: "I have books on everything to maintain life." How long do they tell you it will take to grow more food?

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CA7746: Your funk repelled the cannibals.

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lousycanuck: Wow. Lucky these folks stumbled on this survivalist nutter.

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DrRubidium: I think there are more biblical references in this movie than Cecil B. DeMille's Ten Commandments

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pzmyers: Brilliant planning. "Let's take turns bathing in our only drinking water!"

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drskyskull: "Maybe that's why you're still alive." Your douchebaggery repels radiation!!!

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blakestacey: "I just can't take life without Facebook anymore!"

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lousycanuck: @szvan Well, see, if there's not a Bible passage on growing crops, they're kinda boned.

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szvan: Oh, so the radiation gave him rabies.

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pzmyers: Mutants don't like water. Apparently, this movie inspired "Signs".

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DrRubidium: The future is a lot scarier than I thought. There are still mock turtlenecks

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brx0: So when do we jump forward to the year 2889, anyway? *drums fingers impatiently*

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pzmyers: Next: A TWO-HEADED SHARK!

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ColOfNature: Obligatory bikini scene. It's a union thing.

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blakestacey: By "spring-fed pool", they mean "backyard swimming pool"

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lousycanuck: Obligatory pool scene. Hey, has anyone dredged that pool out recently? What about chlorine? You know, to keep the radiation out.

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pzmyers: And another crap movie passes the Bechdel test.

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brx0: Swimming pool scene!  If this wasn't a 1967 made for TV movie, this would be the "Hey, let's take our tops off!" scene.

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pzmyers: Oh, wait, yep, conversation has changed to all about a guy.

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DrRubidium: How exactly is the water not contaminated?

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szvan: Why, in movies, is swimming never more than an excuse for swimsuits and a way to get towels wet quickly?

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blakestacey: "You are good looking." Um, I'm not entirely sure you two can repopulate the species.

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drskyskull: We either have a cannibalistic mutant or John McCain is crashing the pool party.

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lousycanuck: @pzmyers Nope, they're talking about a guy.

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blakestacey: worth trying, though

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pzmyers: and now they're talking about the creepy mutant, who's probably a guy, too.

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brx0: But it's 1967 so it's just a bunch of jealous Peyton Place griping.  Sigh.

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blakestacey: "You said I didn't see anything." "That's right. You were just being female."

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lousycanuck: "It was just your imagination. You just became upset. Because you're a woman and were thinking with your emotions again."

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CA7746: The mental kind? Nah.

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ColOfNature: Mental telepathy. As opposed to...?

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blakestacey: "I bet I haven't said a dozen words to you since I got here." Quite possibly true.

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lousycanuck: Oh yeah, the one guy who is offended by the Bible readings is also an attempted rapist.

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blakestacey: Well, these two are just made for each other.

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lousycanuck: Wow she's a cheap drunk. One sip and she's falling over.

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ColOfNature: There ain't much but fumes left after the last few weeks, but you're welcome to snort my bottle.

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pzmyers: I'm jealous. I could use a quart of moonshine 'bout now, too.

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brx0: "The first taste is never good, Miss Jada".  Ok, they're getting eaten now, right?

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szvan: Yeah, right. The "dancer" from LA can't handle some moonshine. Uh-huh.

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blakestacey: Hey, @pzmyers, didn't somebody give you a jug of that stuff at Skepticon a couple years back?

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DrRubidium: this is really no time for drunken shenanigans

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szvan: Did the old guy plan for the magic that makes the food and booze last forever?

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lousycanuck: Wait, they just accidentally walked into the set of The Mist.

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pzmyers: this movie is half over, and the mutants so far have just skulked.

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drskyskull: "The Matsuo-Bock test?  Isn't that the one that Kirk cheated on?"

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blakestacey: "That was a chipmunk." "AAAAALLLLVINN!"

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szvan: We're halfway into this movie and no one's been eaten. I want my money back.

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pzmyers: Mutant chipmunk! Mutant dog! Mutant monkey!

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drskyskull: "Its skin looked like rubber." Screenwriter cleverly reduces our expectations early on.

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lousycanuck: Drawings of mutant Morlock monkeys are the best this movie's budget could do.

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ColOfNature: A million years of evolution with one bomb! SCIENCE!!!

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pzmyers: Doom, doom, doom. Soon, please.

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CA7746: Granger's parents were a rat and a rubber monkey.

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CA7746: The plants must die.

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brx0: Some sketches from the old guy's upcoming graphic novel.

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DrRubidium: Let me get this straight. Old man has been sitting on important info and nobody is pissed?! #Iampissed

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CA7746: Ew, Grandpa Strangelove.

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pzmyers: "They should bear children. As soon as possible." It always gets down to that.

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lousycanuck: Ah, the master plan is unveiled: Make More Mens.

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brx0: "They should bear children, as soon as possible".  Yup, we're *still* watching the #RNC.

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DrRubidium: "They should bear children as soon as possible." I do NOT like where is movie is going #creepy

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pzmyers: Rapist is just doing the boss's work.

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drskyskull: Their fistfight would have been more impressive if they hadn't installed a slip-and-slide in the front hallway.

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pzmyers: Oh. Good thing for rapey dude that the ladies are all chill girls.

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blakestacey: WOOOO JOANNA!

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szvan: Now we get to the horror part of this horror movie.

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lousycanuck: "What? Oh I'll have kids with Steve, but MARRIAGE? Like hell, Dad!"

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ColOfNature: Emergency wedding! Break out the vowin' kit!

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blakestacey: Odd how the need to make babies overrides the running-out-of-food thing.

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CA7746: It's what Larry would do.

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drskyskull: "I'll marry Steve in a week... if he's still alive." I got a similar agreement when I proposed to my wife.

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lousycanuck: "All I want is a key to that storeroom. So I can steal all their resources and let them all die."

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pzmyers: "So I lied a little." Yeah, definitely watching the RNC.

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CA7746: Wheeee!

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szvan: So the cannibals have laundry detergent, but not a change of clothes. Got it.

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CA7746: Gramps likes 'em freaky.

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lousycanuck: Ahh, nothing more fun in a post-nuclear apocalypse than a little roll down a hill.

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pzmyers: "Don't touch him. He's hot." Isn't that exactly when you should touch him?

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drskyskull: This movie is making "Night of the Comet" look like "Citizen Kane".

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CA7746: He has the weirdest one right now.

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lousycanuck: "My brother is stage one." Nah, I think he's almost stage 2 now.

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brx0: They aren't really setting an industry standard for latex mask work, are they?

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drskyskull: The old man's Rice Krispies detector is going into overdrive!!!

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pzmyers: What's wrong with spawning in bilgewater?

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lousycanuck: That reminds me, I should refresh my drink.

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blakestacey: "Yeah, giveusawhackothisstuffquitpouringsofastheywhocomewithme"

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szvan: How many days worth of manicure supplies did she horde?

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drskyskull: I'm starting to worry that the first children of the rebirth of the human race will all be wearing cheap cowboy hats.

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brx0: Ok, another moonshine party.  In a tighter script they'd have been eaten during the first one.

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pzmyers: It's a bottomless jug. They're provisions problems are solved!

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pzmyers: Oooh, Exotic Dancing!

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lousycanuck: Exactly how much hooch is in that bottle to get the two of them drunk so damn many times now, over so many weeks?

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lousycanuck: Oh baby, cut a rug.

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szvan: Pointless woman dancing scene? Yep, it's the 60s.

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drskyskull: "I call this exotic dance 'The Drunk Stay-At-Home Mom'."

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pzmyers: Devil music! Demon drink!

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CA7746: Repopulation plan's not going well.

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ColOfNature: Not the jug! Nooooooooooooo!

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PeterDolan9: My pappy left me that jug

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drskyskull: "We'll have no sexy music or seductive dancing in this house.  Now, get busy making children!"

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DrRubidium: WHEN ARE PEOPLE GOING TO START DYING?

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brx0: Old Man McCain says no more fun, you disgusting kids!

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lousycanuck: THERE WILL BE NO MUSIC IN MY BIBLICALLY INSPIRED REGIME OF THE FUTURE

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szvan: If you take away my booze, I'll never have sex with her!

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lousycanuck: So the first non-mutant death will be from the moonshine guy's alcohol withdrawal.

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drskyskull: "Personally, I hate the stuff."  *cough cough* SUCK-UP! *cough cough*

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lousycanuck: "I had no idea he was an alcoholic." And this is our leader, folks.

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blakestacey: "Well, good day-for-night."

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brx0: Unconvincing day-for-night! Drink! (But don't let the old guy catch you!)

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szvan: "I had no idea he was an alcoholic." Are we watching the same movie?!

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lousycanuck: "Hey maybe I'll go ask the mutant camp if they have any booze."

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blakestacey: "It was just a little rabbit...like that one in Donnie Darko..."

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CA7746: He melted.

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PeterDolan9: stage 4 requires beer goggles.

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blakestacey: The wicker armchair of authority... it could be mine!

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lousycanuck: "It was just a little rabbit. Named Harvey."

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DrRubidium: am I the only one that wants the entire cast wiped out in a blood bath of telepathic cannibalism?

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pzmyers: we're almost to the hour mark. No telepathy, no cannibals, and the mutants just hide in the bushes.

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brx0: Gotta say the movie with the two-headed shark was better than this.

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blakestacey: "Don't go into that fog! It's spilling over from Pod People!!"

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lousycanuck: Yeah, follow him into the fog, that's a good plan.

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szvan: Wait. The fog settles at the *top* of the valley?

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brx0: Tim enters the fog in search of moonshine.  In a better movie, that would be a metaphor or something.

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brx0: After all the warnings, the old guy wanders up into the mist like a n00b.

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lousycanuck: Wait, no, don't touch him, he's hot. Because that's how it works, you've already established that.

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DrRubidium: if Joanna and Steve are the future of the whole human race, let's just call it a day

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blakestacey: "Steel claws... or... adamantium!"

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brx0: The old guy figures it's ok to screw up like an idiot, so long as you arrange a coverup afterwards.  Yep, still the #RNC.

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drskyskull: The only way this movie can be saved is if the mutants chase the survivors around "Benny Hill"-style.

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drskyskull: "Aaaah! Steve!" "What is it Joanna?"  "I saw you -- that's why I'm screaming!"

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lousycanuck: She's just swimming for the purposes of wetting then toweling off her face repeatedly.

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blakestacey: "It was just your femininity!"

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szvan: She doesn't have a towel on that edge of the pool. How can she stop there?

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DrRubidium: There are mutant telepathic cannibals running around and Joanne takes the time for a leisurely swim? #WTF

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PeterDolan9: Wait... isn't that guy in the bushes from the Residents?

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pzmyers: Man is an ape. Taxonomic failure.

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brx0: "It's just your imagination".  Steve mansplained again...

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lousycanuck: How do we fight it, how do we kill it? Well duh. "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

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szvan: "I never had time for rape before."

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drskyskull: I'll bet I could recreate all the significant moments of this film with home movies of my cats.

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DrRubidium: "I didn't know how cheap you were until I met her." OH, SNAP!

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lousycanuck: "You're cheap. A cheapie. You're cheap. Inexpensive. Low-cost. I'm saying you don't charge enough!"

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DrRubidium: this movie is far too rapey :(

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drskyskull: Um, dude, if you keep telling women to "beat it", that's all you're gonna be doing, dig?

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pzmyers: @drskyskull Because there are no significant moments. You're cheap. A cheapie.

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szvan: You know, I don't care if it's mutant telepathic cannibals. They can just kill each other. I'd be happy.

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lousycanuck: "That's it, I'm breaking up with you now that I know that I don't charge enough, but you're still trying to steal sex from others."

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PeterDolan9: I wish I had a pool that played music whenever I went swimming.

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blakestacey: "Tee hee! Let's screw in the water supply!"

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CA7746: Say, you look thirsty...

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szvan: "Why didn't you tell anyone he was after you, Joanna?" "Well, you know how well you always listened to me."

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drskyskull: He's gonna drown her?  Hey, I'm starting to not like this character!

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pzmyers: "Tee hee! Let's drown you in the water supply!"

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lousycanuck: Finally someone dies, and it happens off-camera.

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ColOfNature: Boy, that escalated quickly.

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elronxenu: How many guns do they have, anyway?

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PeterDolan9: A real man would have an assault rifle

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lousycanuck: Wow, he's gone from "if other elements don't tear us apart" to "go kill that dude will ya" awfully quickly.

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blakestacey: "Drink and dancing are bad, but shooting a man to death? I kind of like that idea."

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pzmyers: Old Man wanted Steve to kill rapey dude, why can't he do it himself?

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brx0: These people are all skeevy.

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DrRubidium: anybody doing the math on the live rounds in old man's gun?

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szvan: "Oh, I'm sneaky, I am. I think I'll just sing a song that telegraphs my final plans."

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pzmyers: Less than 10 minutes to go. DEAR GOD, MAKE SOMETHING HAPPEN.

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blakestacey: Is that her telepathic communion face? I can't tell anymore.

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lousycanuck: Yeah, singing a song about picking off all the little Indians one at a time... Wait, did I switch channels to the RNC? Dammit.

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pzmyers: Are we just supposed to assume theramin = telepathy?

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brx0: ...meanwhile our heroine hears cray-cray music & wanders off to join the civilized world (ie the mutants)...

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drskyskull: Apparently a doddering Clint Eastwood is rambling on at the #RNC.  We're getting the same thing with old man here.

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PeterDolan9: Who's the leader of them all that's made for you and me?  M. I. C. K. E. Y. L.O.U.S.E.

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elronxenu: This is gonna end like Demon Seed, innit?

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szvan: "Why did you decide to go outside into the danger, Joanna?" "Well, you see here in the script?"

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ColOfNature: is she sleepwalking? Is that what they came up with?

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drskyskull: At this stage, I'm absolutely convinced that the mutant is *rescuing* her.

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lousycanuck: Oooh, are we finally at the climax of the movie, with all the theremin music and the inexplicable sleepwalking?

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szvan: Oh, now I get it! Joanna is the only one of them that isn't so completely self-absorbed as to be immune to telepathy!

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pzmyers: Mutant staggers off with Joanna. OK, it's something kinda wimpy, but something happened.

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brx0: She fainted!  Captured by the monster!  Drink!

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pzmyers: "If there's no other way, use that Luger on Joanna" -- what happened to repopulating?

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lousycanuck: @szvan Yes, it turns out to receive telepathy, you have to have empathy.

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brx0: Now she's being hauled off to the Black Lagoon, I mean the Empire State Building, I mean...

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ColOfNature: oh, it was mind control. Obviously. Theremin.

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drskyskull: I think the biggest problem with this movie is that the "hero" of it has spent 80% of the movie in bed.

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szvan: "There's just one gun!" Except for the one you showed up with, sure.

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lousycanuck: "There's just one gun! I went and ate the other one earlier, off-camera."

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brx0: I bet Hipster Elvis has the gun that isn't loaded. Just a suspicion, based on all those other movies.

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blakestacey: the rain's definitely the most sympathetic character so far

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pzmyers: "Still think that rain will kill us all?" I can dream.

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elronxenu: Marty! Marty! Where is that boy?

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DrRubidium: this movie is really not selling the year 2889

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drskyskull: Pretty sure this mutant taught one of my introductory undergraduate physics courses.  #resemblance

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brx0: That was an easy escape.  I thought the latex mask dudes had uncanny powers or something.

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pzmyers: From behind, the mutant looks like AC Grayling.

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lousycanuck: Waaaait... why'd the mutant just put her down and wander away? Yeah, he's rescuing her...

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drskyskull: "Our problem is solved -- we'll become MERMAIDS!"  #SteveToo

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lousycanuck: "The water! He's afraid of the water!" "Well that's just because of all the radiation that's in it!"

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pzmyers: ANother gun?

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PeterDolan9: Pure Rainwater

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blakestacey: "Hey, there's water in this water."

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CA7746: Oops, that was a urine sample.

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ColOfNature: M Night Shayamalan: the gig is up.

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drskyskull: "Joanna and Steve might be safe!"  Thank goodness interesting events averted!

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lousycanuck: "That's it! Water! It's afraid of water!" Paging M. Night Shyamalan.

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DrRubidium: so now we know where M.Night Shyamalan got all his ideas

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pzmyers: It rains. Hapless, ineffectual monster dies.  Bleh.

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drskyskull: So even the MONSTER wasn't a monster.

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lousycanuck: "It tried to speak to me. It said... 'I am... and always will be... your friend.' "

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CA7746: Cue abrupt ending...