The Cure for Piss

Homeopathy is complete tosh, total bollocks, as Crispian Jago demonstrates.

His corrections to the video are that he’s mispronouncing succusion, each glass should contain 99ml of water rather than 100ml (meaning his end succusion would be more potent, according to homeopaths, than 30C), and that if he were doing this the way the homeopaths do, he’d have been using a completely sterilized and clean pipette after each insertion.

All in all, I still would have drank the 30C dilution. Even with his mistakes. After rinsing the pipette that often, there’s likely not a molecule of urine in the end result. And if there is, well, every glass of water you drink has at least one molecule that’s passed through Oliver Cromwell’s bladder.

The Cure for Piss
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Skeptics in the Great White North

Join me in welcoming to the blogosphere the very first (to my knowledge) pan-Canadian skeptic blog, Skeptic North. They have an absolutely bang-up lineup of authors from diverse fields, including astronomy, neuroscience, IT (a self-trained IT guy at that — sound familiar? — no, it’s not me). I’ve read or heard a number of them on the radio before, and if their past works are any indication, this’ll be a blast.

This is their grand opening, and I have the esteemed privilege of being one of their very first blogospheric pimps, so please go help break in the carpets post-haste!

Skeptics in the Great White North

Disaster Porn

Phil Plait, as usual, calls it like it is — the upcoming movie 2012, which was built to capitalize on credulous folks’ sincere magical-thinking-based beliefs that a Mayan clock “rollover” is equivalent to the end of the world, is nothing more than disaster porn. Worse, it’s like a disaster porn movie from the 70s, in the same vein as The Towering Inferno, only with a ginormous budget.

So some enterprising individuals remixed the trailer footage we have available to us and built it to look exactly as it would if it were indeed from the 1970s.

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Bloody genius.

Oh, and how do you figure this American take on a worldwide calamity will play itself out and still have a pseudo-hopeful ending? Why, with a space-ark, of course!

I admit I’ll probably watch this. I’ll be gritting my teeth through the whole thing, but the special effects look spectacular. Anyway, who doesn’t want to turn off their brains and watch a good porn movie now and then?

Disaster Porn

Again, I say, homeopathy is pants

As I’d posted recently, Zicam cold remedies (e.g. nasal gels) contains zinc gluconate, commonly used as an orally administered supplement.. Zinc is really bad to stick up your nose, as it could kill your sense of smell permanently. It might not technically be homeopathy according to homeopaths themselves, however it got by FDA approval by claiming to be homeopathy, and therefore falling under the jurisdiction of a really old law stating that homeopathy gets a bye-in into the public sphere. This law got passed mostly because the lawyers understood that, as homeopathy is almost identical to water, it has no real negative effect on humans aside from distracting people from science-based medicine. In other words, the law was passed to protect those idiots that run around trying to sell pure distilled water that may have once touched an atom of something chemically active — a law specifically designed to protect snake-oil salesmen, to the detriment of the public at large. Zicam took advantage of this already horrid law in creating a drug that obviously does not fall under its intent.

Despite the huge smackdown Matrixx (the maker of Zicam) received at the hands of the FDA for intentionally bypassing their approval process, astroturfers from Swansons Vitamins came out in full force to FUD up comments at Greg Laden’s and Stephanie Zvan’s blogs. Their main goal appears to be to claim that the FDA’s potential cracking down on acetaminophen proves that the FDA is ineffective and therefore should be eliminated, ushering in a new era of free-for-all “free market” quackery. They claim to be merely employees who want to defend their favorite faux-medicine products, but when they’re obviously protecting their cash cows, it’s pretty blatant how ridiculous they come off.

Want to see what homeopathy really is? I mean, in its purest, most-diluted (you read that right) form, not the zinc-filled nasal gel Matrixx and Swansons Vitamins are peddling. Luckily for you, Phil Plait just posted this great video which should demonstrate exactly just how stupid it all is.

Yeah, I’ll stick to science, thanks. If I’m sick, and anyone tries to mess with crystals or chakras or horoscopes or tiny amounts chemicals that “produce the same symptoms” as the ones I have but are then infinitely diluted in purified water, and I’m somehow incapacitated and can’t beat the person about the head and neck myself, please, on my behalf, tell them to shut the fuck up and give me something that science has proven actually does something.

Tonight’s ReformedYankee’s birthday party. Jodi and I intend to go over there and have a few drinks, but if I catch him trying to distill our drinks to make them “stronger”, I might have to punch him. I know you read this blog pretty regularly, so consider this a warning in advance, pal.

Again, I say, homeopathy is pants

Evidence published for autism genetics link!

And what evidence it is.

In summary, we have performed a high resolution genome-wide analysis to characterize the genomic landscape of copy number variation in ASDs. Through comparison of structural variation in 1,771 ASD cases and 2,539 controls and prioritization of events encompassing exons we identified more than 150 loci harboring rare variants in multiple probands but no control individuals. For each class of structural variant interrogated, the recovery of known loci serves to validate the methods employed and results obtained. Greatest confidence should be placed in loci harboring variants in multiple unrelated cases but no controls and also recovered in both screening and replication cohorts. Amongst novel genes, best support was obtained for BZRAP1 and MDGA2, intriguing candidate genes for which additional study is warranted.

It’s a bit dry to read, given that I’m only an amateur at this stuff, but there you have it.

I don’t know how likely it is that Jenny McCarthy et al will now shut the hell up about vaccines, though, despite the facts that a) the guy who first postulated the idea was discredited for falsifying his data, b) all the actual evidence suggests there’s no link between vaccines and autism, and c) now there’s a paper with a good solid chunk of evidence that autism is genetic.

Actually, I do know how likely it is that Jenny et al will shut up. That likelihood is zero. To ten sig figs.

Hat tip Greg Laden for this wonderful news, not only for the fight against antivaxxers, but the search for better treatments of autistic individuals. Yeah!

Evidence published for autism genetics link!

Woo-peddling? In MY province??

I need to do something about this.  I need to do something, and I don’t know what else to do, so I’m going to start off by blogging.

A few days ago, in amongst the three inches thick bundle of flyers that we get regularly, was included a small business promotion flyer called the Apple Valley Scoop. It’s an eight page long magazine full of advertisements for local businesses, with a few “articles” written oftentimes by the purveyors of the particular business. By virtue of the respectable veneer of being marketed as a magazine, people are more likely to read it, I guess.

It's not all good, Dad... It's not all good at all!
It's not all good, Dad... It's not all good at all!

When I first saw this, I thought, “Huh. Another example of advertisement being forced to trick people into reading their stuff, by confusing actual content with what they want to peddle.” We’ve all seen it before — full-page ads in magazines claiming to be an article about a product, with the only clue being the word “advertisement” written in 4-point font somewhere in the margins. So the tactic isn’t unfamiliar or anything, nor was this case particularly repulsive to me.

That is, until I read the shameless bit of self-promotion article on the front page, and remembered that scam artists can make use of pay-to-play setups like this just as easily as legitimate businesses.

Continue reading “Woo-peddling? In MY province??”

Woo-peddling? In MY province??

Homeopathy is pants

Seriously. There’s only two modes of homeopathy in this world, and both of them are patently ridiculous. In the first, you’re looking at your symptoms, finding a chemical that also produces those symptoms, then diluting that chemical in pure water to the point where there’s likely not even a single atom of the original chemical in your dilution. In the second, you’re taking natural herbs or minerals and bypassing the whole “testing” and “science” thing, and applying them liberally to situations where they may or may not just end up hurting you, thinking it’s perfectly okay just because the stuff is “natural”. How many people that you know who take megadoses of St. John’s Wart or Echinecea were actually prescribed their use by a doctor? And how much of a death cap mushroom would you personally prescribe for a case of diarrhea? Or, let’s say, as per a comic I once heard, an angry bear. “He’s all-natural!”

Frankly, I’ll stick with science, where you take the natural herbs and such, find out what they’re good for, do clinical trials to make sure there are no unintended side-effects, then see if you can extract the good chemicals and keep them from the bad ones. Like how we figured out that the bark of the willow tree had salicin, something very nearly like aspirin, in it, then modified it slightly to eliminate some of the side effects that willow bark had.

Because homeopathy has gained so much public sympathy over the years, thanks to idiots pushing it as safer and better than actual scientifically derived medical knowledge, the laws for homeopathic preparations in the States is decidedly not where it should be. As a result, drugs like Zicam nasal gel get onto the store shelves with little vetting, marketed as a way to alleviate cold symptoms, and due to their heavy zinc content, could very likely be causing permanent anosmia — permanent loss of smell. Per Steve Novella at the above link:

Correlation does not prove causation, but there is reason to think that the anosmia in some of these cases may have been caused by the zinc in these Zicam products. As the FDA reports, viral upper airway infections can also cause anosmia, but the anosmia that results from zinc is associated with burning and is much more rapid in onset. Apparently some of these cases had features suggestive of zinc-caused anosmia.

Further, it has already been described in the literature that decreased smell (hyposmia) or loss of smell (anosmia) can result from the intranasal use of zinc.

All because it’s homeopathic, and therefore not necessary to regulate as stringently.

Orac as usual does this topic more justice than I could ever manage.

Fuck you, homeopathic practitioners, for trying to bypass proper science.

Homeopathy is pants

The Oprah Backlash continues

As covered by Phil Plait at Bad Astronomy, Oprah’s woo-peddling is no longer going unanswered in the mass media circle. Newsweek has picked up on the prevalent backlash of the blogosphere against Oprah’s media empire and her latest, most egregious offense, giving Jenny McCarthy her own show, and printed an article roundly arguing all the charges us basement-dwelling bloggers have put forth. Whether prompted by bloggers or not, Newsweek is really putting their necks on the line here, good on them.

Of course, Harpo put out a statement that reads as follows:

For 23 years, my show has presented thousands of topics that reflect the human experience, including doctors’ medical advice and personal health stories that have prompted conversations between our audience members and their health care providers. I trust the viewers, and I know that they are smart and discerning enough to seek out medical opinions to determine what may be best for them.

Emphasis mine. If Oprah honestly thinks that telling people about The Secret, and how it’s possible to wish your way back to health, is going to prompt people to ask a doctor whether or not that is a viable alternative treatment to cancer, rather than taking it upon yourself to try to hope away the tumor… well, she was wrong. Per one of the comments in the Bad Astronomy “shame on you” article linked above, Newsweek said the following:

In March 2007, the month after the first two shows on The Secret, Oprah invited a woman named Kim Tinkham on the program. She had been diagnosed with breast cancer, and her doctors were urging surgery and chemotherapy. But Tinkham wrote Oprah to say that she had decided to forgo this treatment and instead use The Secret to cure herself. On the show, Oprah seemed genuinely alarmed that Tinkham had taken her endorsement of The Secret so seriously.

That should be evidence enough that peddling bullshit as medicine to your masses is objectively harmful to humanity. You may trust your viewers to seek out real medical opinions about these things you credulously get behind, but that trust is misplaced, because they’re obviously either not doing it or not listening to that real medical advice. And that’s what makes backing McCarthy so fucking dangerous. Oprah Winfrey, have you no shame? Do you not feel guilt for the children that have suffered from measles, mumps or rubella because their parents were convinced by this antivaccination nonsense? Do you not want to prevent future children from contracting these deadly diseases? Do you not wish to prevent them from gaining foothold then mutating to something the rest of us who ARE vaccinated, are no longer immune to?

It is terrifying and sad that the most powerful woman in the world knows not what danger she sows.

The Oprah Backlash continues

If you believe in anything magical, here’s a post you need to read.

While I mostly tend to befriend intelligent and skeptical folk, I know and am good friends with a number of people that are knee deep in mysticism and woo. It is my sincerest wish that they step back from the brink and examine their lives, their beliefs, and realize what tangible effects on their lives that credulously believing everything they’re taught, has had. That’s why I’m linking this post by DuWayne Brayton at Truamatized by Truth, in hopes that his story shows you exactly what kind of difference skepticism can make in your quality of life, in your thought processes, and in your ability to navigate this crazy universe.

If you believe in anything magical, here’s a post you need to read.