Gaming madness

Dude, WTF.  I love Megaman and all, but this burns my eyes.  And now yours too!
Dude, WTF. I love Megaman and all, but this makes my eyes bleed. And now yours too!

As I write this post, Megaman’s got a Jewel Satellite shield up and is sitting under two Telly spawn pipes at the end of the Plug Man stage in Megaman 9, harvesting bolts and extra lives.  In the meantime, I’m doing something productive, like writing on my blog.  This is how weekends should truly be spent — doing absolutely nothing of consequence!  And to top it off, I have Monday off for Turkey Day, and expect to be gorging myself on pumpkin pie in short order.

But before I get to Turkey Day, I’ve got two free days that I desire nothing more than to be spent playing video games.  It’s been a bit since I’ve talked about video games, so let’s catch you up on what I’ve done lately.

Borrowed Pickles’ copy of Wii Fit and played around with it for about two weeks, and while it was fun, I certainly couldn’t get myself into a routine playing it.  I’m pretty fit as it stands, though, and the game told me I was pretty much at my ideal BMI, and while I know body mass index is a flawed metric, I could have told you that I’m perfect already.

I asked Doctor Who to play No More Heroes.  This is what happened.
Doctor Who tried to play No More Heroes. This is what happened.

I also recently beat No More Heroes, as mentioned in a previous post.  The game is absolutely fantastic, and even the grind-ish parts where you have to make money don’t seem all that bad because of just how much fun it can be to run back and forth chopping people in half or killing seven or eight bad guys with one swing.  The plot, on the other hand, is an absolutely ridiculous tangled web where plot developments and twists throughout the game follow a trend of starting at one, then doubling after the fourth stage, then again after the eighth stage, and then again every stage after this.  By the time you hit the “real ending”, you’re not sure if anything that’s happened through the rest of the game was even planned out or not, or if there’s a coherent story flow.  Spoilers after the break…

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Nice quiet weekend, for a change

Jodi and I spent a nice quiet weekend for the first time in recent memory — no big projects, no major interruptions from work, just finally putting No More Heroes to bed (what a twisted plot it has, video game or not!), then watching Heroes (right after No More Heroes, the irony isn’t lost on me) and a great documentary miniseries called Miracle Planet.  We also had a full, homemade, roasted chicken meal, complete with stuffing and my first successful stab at making gravy, though I used far too much gravy browning and it came out looking approximately like molasses.  Tasted fine though.

Work is still work.  I’m still taking on more responsibility than I should by rights have to.  I’ve been told a new guy was offered the position for the other centre, but he has to put in his notice at his current place of employ, and even then I’ll likely have to train him up when he takes the position properly.  So I’m not out of the tunnel, but I can see the light at the end.  Here’s to hoping the light isn’t a train (which I guess in this metaphor would mean that they’ll have hired four complete wrecks in a row for the IT position in that centre, and I’ll just end up being tapped for even longer).

I’ve made a deal with Jodi, that she’s to read the Dune series if I promise to read the Belgariad series.  On reading the first few pages, I really hope she’s right about it picking up and not being as low-fantasy as it seems right now.

We haven’t gotten voter registration cards yet, likely due to our moving recently.  Tomorrow’s the deadline on calling Elections Canada — and I damn well want to vote this year more than any previous, so I’m going to make a point of taking time out of my usually-busy Monday to exercise my duty as a citizen and flex my electoral muscle.  Which is hopefully better defined than my other muscles.  I can’t bring myself to rage about the economic meltdown, but I will point you to this article at the Great Orange Satan and tell you that were I offered the $200,000 to give up on the $0-or-$1,000,000 suitcase, per the Deal or No Deal reference, I’d take the $200,000 in a heartbeat.  Not an instant of hesitation.  Call me a pragmatist.  And a populist, because I’m definitely that too.

If you haven’t gotten your voter registration yet, call Elections Canada first thing tomorrow at 1-800-463-6868 and do your part.  And yes, this does matter, so get informed, and vote.  If we all end up in the poorhouse or fighting over scraps of food and the last of the unpolluted water in some freaky Mad Max scenario, all because the uninformed electorate was swayed by commercials wherein puffins poop on politicians, then I’ll be the first to blame you.  Right before I roundhouse kick you and take your moldy cheese.  Fucker.

Nice quiet weekend, for a change

I want a Famous Person to endorse ME, doggone it!

Wow, famous people really really like Sarah Palin, by golly!  They managed to get the quote right from Peggy Noonan, ostensibly a famous person by virtue of being a former Reagan speechwriter (and therefore Republican, and therefore wholly unbiased), but one of two things happened here — they made the ad before anyone said it, and sent it around to see who’d be willing to put it in their wholly unbiased review the next day, or they were unwilling to actually look at the byline when they made the ad pulling the quote from Noonan’s review.  Possibility A sounds a hell of a lot more likely, honestly.  Meaning they’re manipulating those press-members that are in the tank for them, and they let it slip.  Wink wink, dontchaknow.

This is just too hilarious to let them live down.  Spread this around!

In the meantime, the Canadian debate was a bit of a let-down.  While everyone was dogpiling on Harper for his horrid policies, his personality being a fully owned subsidiary of the Republican party, etc., it seems as though Harper actually came off as being the level-headed one according to the press, and everyone else just seemed to be, well, dogpiling him.  Layton also came off as a bit of a one-trick pony, harping on big oil and Bush, no matter how absolutely correct he was.  I kept hoping for any of the charges against Harper to resonate with the audience, but if it happened, I didn’t see it.  I ought to put up a poll on who won the Canadian debate, except for the fact that my sample size is, at my last count, a total of 10 readers, and thus not really representative.

Oh well, at least Biden schooled Palin and her inability to answer simple questions without referring to her talking-points cards.  That’s good news anyway.

I want a Famous Person to endorse ME, doggone it!

New plugins, and a full Gallery install

Finally, due to this webhost actually knowing what they’re doing and having PHP Safe Mode turned off, I can run my very own Gallery installation and not have to rely on other websites’ picture sharing interfaces and crappy privacy policies. So I installed it here and threw on those pictures from NB from last year. I’ll be adding more galleries as I get time, and as I reacquire them — Carrie, if you’re reading this, I need stuff from TO, I can’t seem to find a single picture anywhere!  As I recall, you have them on a Gallery installation somewhere yourself, but I don’t have the faintest clue where.

Also, you can now one-click bookmark articles on your favorite social bookmarking sites (let me know if your favorite is missing, I can add it), you can subscribe to receive e-mail updates when someone posts a new comment on a blog post, and you’ll all have some new toys in spamming my comments threads — an HTML WYSIWYG editor and the ability to edit your posts for a short while after posting them in case you’re a complete fuckup and need to fix your HTML despite the editor I installed for you.  (Loser.)

Anyway, enjoy.

New plugins, and a full Gallery install

Super Linking Post!

I have a ton of links to share on a bunch of disparate topics, all of which deserve their own proper post but honestly I’m still swamped.  It pains me to know that I am depriving you, my loyal readers, of my opinion on everything, because I know how some of you live and breathe for those opinions.  So, I’ll give a short blurb with each.  Savvy?  And as an added bonus game, you can guess who or what led me to each link, and I bet you’ll be surprised.  LET IT BEGIN!

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Welcome to my new digs.

Finally all moved in and all settled down.  HostPapa is nice and fast, and I’m happy so far with what I see.  Soon I will chronicle the hilarity that is my attempt at getting technical support from Webserve, as soon as humanly possible anyway.  Boy has a lot of junk happened that I really want to rant about.  It’s a damn shame I’m in such a state right now with work, or I might actually have more time to post.

Welcome to my new digs.

Our long nightmare is nearly over.

I’m getting an account with HostPapa.  Besides them buying green energy, they also have a great plan for the same price I was paying at Webserve, with the option to host unlimited domains and use unlimited space (within reason, whatever that means), and it appears as though I can actually turn off PHP Safe mode (shock of shocks!).  Also, their technical support exists, which is a big plus (I checked this out before buying, this time).  Sadly, due to all the fees and such, I have absolutely no idea how likely it is that I’m going to get any of my money back from Webserve, and also equally sadly, it’s possible that if something goes wrong with HostPapa I won’t get any money back at all.  However, I am holding out for a miracle in that they won’t suck.

As soon as I get my hosting package’s details I’ll move the site, then I’ve got some scientific, political and current event news to rant about.

Our long nightmare is nearly over.

Clifton is hitched. Pay your respects.

So Clifton got married today.  Jodi had been feeling under the weather for the past few days, so I attended the wedding alone.  The chapel had a chalk outline of a body in the parking lot, they forgot the marriage license, the preacher used the word “God” more than the word “the” (I was kind of hoping for a more secular wedding, but who am I to complain), Melissa seems to have had a lot of trouble moving around in her wedding dress, and the organist was tone deaf and incapable of playing anything but the chorus to “Love is Like a River” over and over again, and even that poorly, but all that hilarity aside, everything was beautiful.  Oh, except when Melissa cracked up laughing at the part of the vows regarding fidelity.  That probably doesn’t bear reading into, though.

Also, the $20 I had intended toward the wedding “registry” is still in my pocket, as I’m too cheap to get a card and wanted to surreptitiously slip it into Clifton’s hand or pocket or underwear or something (you know, where he wouldn’t notice it) at some point during the reception but I ended up curled up on the couch watching Heroes instead.  I had been planning to attend the reception, showing up fashionably late, later in the evening, but started to feel pretty under the weather myself — I’ve been feeling it coming on for a while, so it wasn’t entirely unexpected, and my immune system is probably shot from overworking myself lately.  Believe me when I say that it takes a lot to keep me from free food and cheap booze, so I sincerely apologize for flaking out on you bro.

I’ll be at the other centre on Tuesday so, as long as you’re not working or on your honeymoon or whatever, we’ll have to meet up so I can say hello, throw money at you, and laugh at your newfound ball-and-chain-ness.

Clifton is hitched. Pay your respects.

ur in my house stealin my internets

If you can see this post, then you’re seeing the blog as hosted on the Ubuntu side of my desktop computer.  I don’t know how long it’s going to have to stay here, but I’m fed the fuck up with Webserve’s lack of technical support and their particular security measures which, under normal circumstances, I would laud, that in this case have also removed my ability to connect to the site from my work VPN.

That’s right, they’ve blocked my work IP as well.

There’s no reason I should have to connect to my own blog using a proxy server.  So, I figure my desktop can handle things for a while.  Which it probably can, unless I go and get linked on Slashdot or something.  I don’t see how that’d ever happen, so we’re all good for the moment.

The going plan is to get my money back from Webserve, or whatever money I can get back, then find a decent, cheap hosting provider that actually answers technical support requests.  It’s not like I call in asking for help setting up an e-mail account in Outlook Express, for fucks sake.  I just want to know that if I tell someone that the site is down, they’ll actually give a shit, rather than asking for my IP address, then one e-mail later, ask for it again.

ur in my house stealin my internets

Enough is enough

There comes a time where you have to get bitchy to get results.

Folks,

This is my fifth attempt to contact someone on this issue.  I have entered 3 e-mails attempting to contact someone via the Live Chat support site, and when I once called 1-888-443-4678 for technical support, the agent who answered informed me that she was in training and couldn’t help me with my problem, but offered to take a message for a callback instead.  I refused, and she gave me the technical support line 1-888-446-9932.  I have called this line twice and attempted to get to a technical support rep, both times being dumped to a voicemail box after being on hold for twenty minutes.  I’m getting extremely irate and will be taking my hosting to another company very soon, and bringing my girlfriend’s site along for the ride as well, since she’s affected by this same issue.

The issue is, to wit:

I cannot connect to http://cdn1.the-orbit.net/lousycanuck or http://www.pixelsnake.ca , both of which are on ns66.servepower.com, from my home Eastlink consumer cable internet connection.  This is a dynamically assigned IP address connection, and my current IP address is [home IP] .  I can, however, connect to both sites just fine from my work internet connection, which is also through Eastlink, at [work IP].  I suspect that somehow my home IP address is banned at the server side, because of the following two traceroutes.

From home:
jthibeault@kent-itmgrlaptop:~$ traceroute the-orbit.net/lousycanuck
traceroute to the-orbit.net/lousycanuck (72.15.144.248), 30 hops max, 40 byte packets
192.168.0.1 (192.168.0.1)  2.266 ms  3.781 ms  4.787 ms
2  [home’s gateway]  22.328 ms  23.044 ms  23.637 ms
nwmn-asr2.eastlink.ca (24.215.102.101)  23.208 ms  23.840 ms  24.151 ms
4  * hlfx-br2.eastlink.ca (24.215.102.149)  36.263 ms  37.526 ms
if-12-1.icore1.MTT-Montreal.as6453.net (206.82.135.5)  62.539 ms  63.062 ms  63.376 ms
if-2-0-0-29.mcore4.MTT-Montreal.as6453.net (216.6.115.69)  50.473 ms  44.022 ms  33.149 ms
if-3-0.core2.NTO-NewYork.as6453.net (216.6.115.22)  47.160 ms  47.940 ms  48.087 ms
Vlan13.icore1.NTO-NewYork.as6453.net (216.6.97.6)  56.070 ms  56.651 ms  57.342 ms
ix-13-2.icore1.NTO-NewYork.as6453.net (209.58.26.22)  43.447 ms  49.637 ms  50.804 ms
10  0.ge-5-1-0.XL4.NYC4.ALTER.NET (152.63.3.121)  49.969 ms  51.006 ms  51.329 ms
11  0.so-0-0-0.XT2.VAN1.ALTER.NET (152.63.138.58)  121.495 ms  121.866 ms  122.107 ms
12  194.ATM7-0.GW2.VAN1.ALTER.NET (152.63.136.253)  109.178 ms  111.076 ms  115.109 ms
13  primus19-gw.customer.alter.net (209.167.46.26)  113.588 ms  113.954 ms  114.480 ms
14  209.90.179.234.gs.unused.primus.ca (209.90.179.234)  115.221 ms  115.654 ms  121.128 ms
15  72.15.159.196 (72.15.159.196)  122.298 ms  123.341 ms  123.640 ms
16  * * *
17  * * *
18  * * *
19  * * *
20  * * *

From work:
C:Documents and Settingsjthibeault.[domain]>

tracert the-orbit.net/lousycanuck

Tracing route to lousycanuck.ca [72.15.144.248]
over a maximum of 30 hops:

1    <1 ms    <1 ms    <1 ms  [gateway’s IP address
2     2 ms     2 ms     2 ms  hlfx-br1.eastlink.ca [24.215.101.197]
3     2 ms     2 ms     2 ms  hlfx-br2.eastlink.ca [24.222.79.238]
4    18 ms    18 ms    18 ms  if-12-1.icore1.mtt-montreal.as6453.net [206.82.1
35.5]
5    18 ms    18 ms    17 ms  if-2-0-0-29.mcore4.mtt-montreal.as6453.net [216.
6.115.69]
6    25 ms    25 ms    25 ms  if-3-0.core2.nto-newyork.as6453.net [216.6.115.2
2]
7    26 ms    35 ms    35 ms  vlan13.icore1.nto-newyork.as6453.net [216.6.97.6
]
8    21 ms    26 ms    21 ms  ix-13-2.icore1.nto-newyork.as6453.net [209.58.26
.22]
9    21 ms    21 ms    21 ms  0.ge-5-2-0.XL3.NYC4.ALTER.NET [152.63.3.165]
10    94 ms    94 ms    94 ms  0.so-3-0-0.XT1.VAN1.ALTER.NET [152.63.136.18]
11    94 ms    95 ms    94 ms  195.ATM6-0.GW2.VAN1.ALTER.NET [152.63.136.249]
12    94 ms    94 ms    94 ms  primus19-gw.customer.alter.net [209.167.46.26]
13    96 ms    95 ms    95 ms  209.90.179.234.gs.unused.primus.ca [209.90.179.2
34]
14    95 ms    95 ms    95 ms  72.15.159.196
15    96 ms    96 ms    96 ms  ns66.servepower.com [72.15.144.248]

Trace complete.

As you can see, both traceroutes make it all the way to the gateway immediately before the server on which I’m hosted, being 72.15.159.196.  Any attempt to connect to my own site from home simply times out.  It has been this way for almost two weeks now, having happened shortly after some apparently legitimate downtime.  I suspect that you may have put in some security measures to block a DoS attack or something along those lines, which is understandable.  However, by no means should I be paying for a service that I cannot access from my own home.  If you have blanket-banned all Eastlink cable accounts please let me know so that I can cancel my service with you and move to another hosting provider.  If somehow only my own IP address is affected and I am compromised, please inform me so I can take steps to rectify the situation.  At no time has anyone bothered to inform myself or my girlfriend that we were being banned for any legitimate reason, so I would appreciate it if someone could explain to me why this issue is ongoing.

I hope this will automatically generate a ticket for this issue like the IVR on the technical support line has claimed, because if so, I will be calling immediately and repeatedly because two weeks is far too long for this issue to be ongoing.

Thank you for your time and have a good day.

It’s pretty fucking cut and dry, compadres.
I’m backing up my database and the file structure right now, by the by.
Enough is enough