I did what I could. My skills are modest at best.
No but seriously, dude’s a straight-up fascist, and a big chunk of your country is creaming itself with joy at the prospect.
When President Trump takes office, I fully expect that I’ll be marked an enemy of the state and I’ll have to beat a hasty retreat, all because I ‘shopped something mean and am jealous and a yooge loser.
Are you kidding? You’ll be deported for communist sympathies, you filthy Canadian! Universal Healthcare, BAH. Nothing but Red propaganda!!!
Dave Neiwart makes a pretty good argument that Trump, whilst extremely dangerous, isn’t technically a full-blown fascist:
Donald Trump May Not Be a Fascist, But He is Leading Us Merrily Down That Path
Wait, aren’t you living safely in Canada Lousy Canuck?
Of course, if Trump did become POTUS its likely that nowhere on Earth would be exactly safe as a result but still..
I did what I could. My skills are modest at best.
You could get a job doing graphics for the slyme pit.
In all seriousness, if you beat a retreat, can I join you too? Though I might need to find an employer with a positive Labour Market Impact Assessment first…
“President Trump” is the stuff of nightmares. Just for future reference in a break glass in case of emergency scenario here’s some info on Canadian refugee and asylum seeker programs and policies.
http://www.cic.gc.ca/EnGLish/refugees/index.asp
If Trump becomes president the FBI will show him his shit file and that will be enough to keep him under control for the duration of his term.
Marcus Ranum @ 4:
Ah here, there’s no call for that sort of talk!