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Jun 10 2014

The state of the atheist “movement”

The atheist movement, represented by the stylized red A crying and wearing a trilby hat.

What a nice guy it is. If only those bitches would give it a chance. Forever friendzoned!

With apologies to the clipart I stole to build this monster.

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  1. 1
    Flewellyn

    Oh, well played.

  2. 2
    njuhgnya

    ahahaha the clip art fedora comes pre-tilted, soo perfect

  3. 3
    Hj Hornbeck

    VERY well played.

  4. 4
    chigau (違う)

    I am reminded of a number of jokes from my childhood involving the word “movement”.

  5. 5
    oolon

    Looks like clippy, “Hello, can I help you form a syllogism to explain why bitches be lying today?”

  6. 6
    yellowsubmarine

    It’s fedorable!

  7. 7
    Michael Brew

    #NotAllFedoras

  8. 8
    ewanmacdonald

    M’laïcité

  9. 9
    Improbable Joe, bearer of the Official SpokesGuitar

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!

  10. 10
    John Horstman

    What, no, “Hello, m’lady,” speech bubble?

  11. 11
    psanity

    Friendzone is right. As in, slowly backing away from while saying we can just be friends. Wonderful, Jason!

    And, oolon, laughed so hard I had a coughing fit.

  12. 12
    HappiestSadist, Repellent Little Martyr

    The pic made me smile. The comment thread made me laugh out loud. Ewanmacdonald @ #8, you win the internet.

  13. 13
    Hank_Says

    #notallfedoras are trilbies, but that one totally is.

    I don’t mind the confusion; I actually like that the trilby is the internet-approved douche-hat. Its smaller brim casts less shade, making it far less practical and making the wearer’s head look comparatively more pointy; it’s also easier to wear indoors as an affectation, making it an easily-spotted signal that says “Engage with at own risk.” And when you add pinstripes it’s like the bright stripes on a wasp that say “Avoid at all costs”. Far better IMHO (in my hat-related opinion) that the classic, practical fedora remains associated with Indy Jones.

    I may have thought about this a tad more than was required.

  14. 14
    Jason Thibeault

    It is indeed a trilby. Pic was inspired by a Facebook comment thread.

  15. 15
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    Aye, very nice one there, Jason. Better still as I was not expecting it from the title.

    oolon, ewan, psanity: You all get roflcopters and internets.

    My Fedora is open-source, mercifully, and can be corrected by the community.

  16. 16
    shari

    sheesh. gonna be hard to start talking my 9 y.o. down from his fedora. It’s his Shaun White ‘cool’ hat. Need to come up with a plan b for him if he starts creeping people out……

  17. 17
    Damion Reinhardt

    Hahahaha male tears. Stereotyping is fun.

  18. 18
    Marius

    Damion Reinhardt, you are truly pathetic and very stupid. Please fuck off.

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