I asked on Twitter today:
Please state the nature of the universe.
— Jason Thibeault (@lousycanuck) December 30, 2013
I got some answers.
@lousycanuck Comical with a side of irony.
— Louis Redux (@LouisRedux) December 30, 2013
@lousycanuck All our operators are currently busy with other calls. Please stay on the line.
— Jack Frost Jsbrgr (@ReasJack) December 30, 2013
@lousycanuck The universe is a hoax. None of this crap is real.
— Rooker (@JMRooker) December 30, 2013
@lousycanuck Stuff I guess?
— John Cato (@RailsHacker) December 30, 2013
@lousycanuck The universe is an uncaring 3cm sebaceous cyst on the back of the neck of a man called Kevin. He finds it mildly embarassing
— Aliasalpha (@Aliasalpha) December 31, 2013
And from Facebook, where my Twitter feed is being pushed:
Lou Doench Clement.
Brian SecretWonderbat Murtagh It’s universal.
Cale Esau Not only is it stranger than we imagined, it’s stranger than we CAN imagine.
Dorothy Grasett Spring.
Well, there you have it. No need for religion. All the answers are available on social media and the wisdom of the crowd.
(Thanks for spotting me this blog post, folks!)