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Dec 08 2012

Sodom & Gomorrah – 4 Kids!

Hah! Everything Is Terrible dredged up this video of Charlton Heston narrating a cartoon version of the story of Abraham and Sodom & Gomorrah. It loses absolutely none of its creepy factor or God’s utter assholery in being sanitized for children.

I have a vague recollection of having seen this (or some other episode in the series) on TV early one Sunday morning, but I don’t know if this is some kind of post-hoc explanation for a recall failure associated with… Cam Clarke? Is that who’s voicing the younger Abraham here, or am I imagining things?

Also, I can’t help but think “You maniac! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn yourself to hell!”

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  1. 1
    F [is for failure to emerge]

    Yup. Can’t but think of the same exact thing.

  2. 2
    garnetstar

    They think this is sanitized enough for children? It’s gruesome and disgusting. Says something, doesn’t it?

  3. 3
    Argle Bargle

    Yahweh is a real jerk.

  4. 4
    wilsim

    Disgusting.

  5. 5
    Jason Thibeault

    Oh, did I mention the tite? “Greatest Heroes and Legends of the Bible”.

    This is one of the GREATEST.

  6. 6
    Kristina D

    Ugh. What a nightmare!

    Thank you for sharing this post.

    I wanted to share a video with you, I think you’ll appreciate where it’s coming from as much as I do.

    Here it is: http://youtu.be/a6akkb_afqs

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