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Nov 07 2012

All hail our new reptilian overlord

Well, it was bound to happen, as Travis Irvine so ably points out in this pre-election video — both Obama and Romney are reptilians, humanoid lizards, so no matter how the election panned out the new leader of the free world was bound to be a lizard person.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos. Err, I mean, I’m Canadian and couldn’t vote.

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  1. 1
    Nick Gotts

    Yeah, but would you want the wrong lizard to win?

  2. 2
    thebookofdave

    If we had voted for Romney, at least there would be an American lizard in charge. Now we’re stuck with that crypto-muslim atheist lizard from Kenya four long years more.

  3. 3
    Shannon

    I went with the third party of amphibians personally.

  4. 4
    Ophelia Benson

    Romney is not American – he is from Mexico. He’s an iguana and Obama is whatever that lizard is they have in Kenya. The two of them cooked up the whole thing between them.

  5. 5
    F [i'm not here, i'm gone]

    For Reptilians, they spend an awful lot of time running around up here instead of manipulating everything from their underground cities.

  6. 6
    blf

    Obama, reptilian. Ok.
    Biden, obvious reptilian.

    R-Money, reptilian. More like a reptilian stooge, but whatever…
    Lynin’? Hum, guess even the reptilians have idiots.

  7. 7
    holytape

    I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords. For they shall bring to us, advancements untold in the field of heat lamps and maggot farming.

    Higgs Bisons

  8. 8
    hexidecima

    Crab people! Crab people!

  9. 9
    Christoph Burschka

    Yeah, but would you want the wrong lizard to win?

    +1

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