Well, it was bound to happen, as Travis Irvine so ably points out in this pre-election video — both Obama and Romney are reptilians, humanoid lizards, so no matter how the election panned out the new leader of the free world was bound to be a lizard person.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos. Err, I mean, I’m Canadian and couldn’t vote.
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Nick Gotts (formerly KG)
November 7, 2012 at 5:41 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Yeah, but would you want the wrong lizard to win?
thebookofdave
November 7, 2012 at 5:53 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
If we had voted for Romney, at least there would be an American lizard in charge. Now we’re stuck with that crypto-muslim atheist lizard from Kenya four long years more.
Shannon
November 7, 2012 at 6:26 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I went with the third party of amphibians personally.
Ophelia Benson
November 7, 2012 at 6:54 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Romney is not American – he is from Mexico. He’s an iguana and Obama is whatever that lizard is they have in Kenya. The two of them cooked up the whole thing between them.
F
November 7, 2012 at 9:57 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
For Reptilians, they spend an awful lot of time running around up here instead of manipulating everything from their underground cities.
blf
November 8, 2012 at 6:35 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Obama, reptilian. Ok.
Biden, obvious reptilian.
R-Money, reptilian. More like a reptilian stooge, but whatever…
Lynin’? Hum, guess even the reptilians have idiots.
holytape
November 8, 2012 at 12:09 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I, for one, welcome our new reptilian overlords. For they shall bring to us, advancements untold in the field of heat lamps and maggot farming.
Higgs Bisons
hexidecima
November 8, 2012 at 1:56 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Crab people! Crab people!
Christoph Burschka
November 9, 2012 at 8:16 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
+1