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All hail our new reptilian overlord

Well, it was bound to happen, as Travis Irvine so ably points out in this pre-election video — both Obama and Romney are reptilians, humanoid lizards, so no matter how the election panned out the new leader of the free world was bound to be a lizard person.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos. Err, I mean, I’m Canadian and couldn’t vote.

Comments

  1. thebookofdave says

    If we had voted for Romney, at least there would be an American lizard in charge. Now we’re stuck with that crypto-muslim atheist lizard from Kenya four long years more.

  2. says

    Romney is not American – he is from Mexico. He’s an iguana and Obama is whatever that lizard is they have in Kenya. The two of them cooked up the whole thing between them.

  3. F says

    For Reptilians, they spend an awful lot of time running around up here instead of manipulating everything from their underground cities.

  4. blf says

    Obama, reptilian. Ok.
    Biden, obvious reptilian.

    R-Money, reptilian. More like a reptilian stooge, but whatever…
    Lynin’? Hum, guess even the reptilians have idiots.

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