Turtle vs cat

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   rq

   September 26, 2012 at 6:04 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   This is selective evidence.
   And an unusually determined turtle. (That bowl-crossing is epic, never mind taking on TWO cats. Must be some special lettuce being threatened.)

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   Eamon Knight

   September 26, 2012 at 6:10 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Heh. My wife once watched a *preying mantis* face down her two cats. Domestic moggies aren’t necessarily brave, adventuresome creatures.

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   Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus

   September 26, 2012 at 6:32 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   I’m a bit disappointed
   I expected the cat to close the door and lock the cats out

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   Giliell, Approved Straight Chorus

   September 26, 2012 at 7:31 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   @#3
   Go to bed when you start spelling turtle C-A-T

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   sqlrob

   September 26, 2012 at 8:06 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Eat it, cat people

   OK. Anybody got a good recipe for turtle soup?

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   busterggi

   September 26, 2012 at 8:23 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Somehow I think they may have started out with four cats but two were just slower than the others.

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   Trebuchet

   September 26, 2012 at 9:16 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   A Turtle in the Manger!

   Quite surprising to see such an aggressive turtle. Did it think all those cat food bowls belonged to it?

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   F

   September 26, 2012 at 9:17 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   Was that the turtle from Crimewave who said, “I’m captain of this elevator, and we’re stopping at every floor!“

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   Tâlib Alttaawiil (طالب التاويل)

   September 26, 2012 at 9:59 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

   what could have happened to make this turtle so angry?

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    mikmik

    September 26, 2012 at 11:20 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Of course, up here in Canada, we don’t see these battles between cats and reptiles:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sAF8gMN9c0

    That Gator wouldn’t stand a chance against this turtle, LMAO!

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    Nepenthe

    September 27, 2012 at 12:05 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    “Mooooooom! The Roomba has grown legs and is biting!”

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    rq

    September 27, 2012 at 3:44 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    I had to watch it again. Look at it go at the end! That’s one racing turtle!

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    Stacy

    September 27, 2012 at 4:04 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    That’s right, turtles rule. Eat it, cat people.

    Oh yeah? I’ll see your Cat-Chasing Turtle, and raise you a Kitten Riding a Tortoise.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC3hRVz36Yc

    Your argument is invalid.

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    Timid Atheist

    September 27, 2012 at 10:27 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    That is the most awesome turtle I’ve ever seen. I’ve never really been a cat person, but I felt sorry for those poor cats, that turtle was not having any of them.

    I still think I agree with Crommunist; Otters are the best.

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    drdave

    September 27, 2012 at 9:06 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Who says you cannot herd cats?

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    DPB

    September 28, 2012 at 4:34 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Who says you cannot herd cats?

    Maybe we just need more turtles in the Atheist movement…

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    maxdwolf

    October 6, 2012 at 3:49 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment

    Thanks for sharing that bit of cat abuse from an asshole tortoise. Just because you are unwilling to deal with the natural superiority of cats is no excuse for being hateful.