An image has been circulating recently throughout the intertubes depicting a wet koala looking absolutely terrifying with its hideous fangs:
The real image shows grumpiness, but not viciousness. Some wags apparently ‘shopped in a wolf jaw or something. Mind, koalas aren’t very sociable even if they’re not befanged. Don’t pet them. They have long claws.
Funny how many people got suckered in by that meme.
Fake? Yeah, sure, you go on with that whole “There’s no such thing as Drop Bears” denialist schtick. If you get eaten, don’t blame me.
That’s not a koala, it’s a drop bear.
Really? Even though that lower jaw would stick out a good inch beyond the nose? The things people fall for astound me.
When I was in New Zealand I was warned never to trust an Aussie. And a Kiwi would never lie to a Canuck.
They also apparently have extremely high rates of chlamydia. New colleague just joined my lab once had to dissect out ovaries from roadkill for research…
… you didn’t know and had to find out? Seriously, next time ask your resident FTB Australian!
Koalas or Australians?
Tis Himself @8: Ba-dum-tsssh!
Kylie @7: were you already all over that meme? Heh. Sorry to go stomping on your territory. I only heard about it last night.
Yeah, that jaw looks awfully long and narrow to be on a koala’s face.
‘Tis Himself: Koalas have chlamydia! (Yes, it is true – a very large percentage of Aussie koalas have it)
When I first saw the photo, I immediately thought “someone has shopped a Tasmanian Devil’s jaw on the koala”
Of course, getting a photo of a Tasmanian Devil’s jaw like that isn’t easy anymore – there is an infectious cancer-like illness ravaging the devil population (their jaws actually look hideous when infected – most die of the complication “starvation”, as they can no longer eat with half their jaw missing – google it if you really need to)
I still go with the idea that some Aussie schoolkid has photoshopped up a drop bear image. Giving nightmares to US visitors is a traditional Aussie pastime.
Personally, I find the unphotoshopped version scarier. The photoshopped koala is showing us its scariest aspect and…well, they’re just fangs. Yeah, I wouldn’t want to get bitten by one, but they’re just big teeth. Unphotoshopped koala looks like it’s trying to decide whether to blast you with its rocket launcher or say heck with it and nuke Sydney from orbit.
you need to search your name on youtube
xjustos: It’s Dave Mabus. He’s decided I’m a big shot because I blog on the same network as PZ.
And by “It’s Dave Mabus”, I mean “you’re Dave Mabus”. http://www.geoiptool.com/en/?IP=174.142.32.173
Grumpiness is only apparent if you swap in a human brow for the wet hair.
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To be honest, the original photo looks far more menacing.
@Dianne/Grytpype
No kidding! My mind immediately conjured up gruesome visions of just what that… that thing was going to do to me.
/shiver.