Jul 24 2012

William Tapley writes Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle

You might know him as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, the Co-Prophet of the End Times, and/or an absolutely unhinged religious conspiracy theorist. And now you’ll all know him as the bard behind Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle. Just as soon as Romney picks it up and splashes it across his commercials.

A hero in Tapley’s mind. Well, that tells us everything we need to know about Romney’s chances.


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  1. 1

    Bill Tapley is one of my guilty pleasures. This song is astoundingly bad, but I really dig the “Thumbs Up” from Tapley at the end.

  2. 2
    Raging Bee

    Hey, as long as he doesn’t light up a cigarette and stare at you at the end of the song, he’ll look “moderate.”

  3. 3
    Jason Thibeault

    I kinda feel the same way, Jeffrey. His conspiracy theories are a wellspring of whargarbl.

  4. 4
    Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk-

    I admit to finding Tapley cute in an embarassing kind of way.
    You know, like watching a dog trying to enter a door with a huge stick in its mouth and bumping into the frame. Again. And again. And again.
    Sad but oddly cute

  5. 5
    silomowbray, sans frottage pour la douche


  6. 6

    Wait, this is just unfair. How can my Mitt Romney Drinking Song http://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2012/07/18/the-mitt-romney-drinking-song/
    compare to this hallucinogenic mushroom song?

  7. 7
    Will Tapply

    I can’t believe I share a name with this guy. Now if only I had half his ‘musical talent’…

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