You might know him as the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse, the Co-Prophet of the End Times, and/or an absolutely unhinged religious conspiracy theorist. And now you’ll all know him as the bard behind Mitt Romney’s new campaign jingle. Just as soon as Romney picks it up and splashes it across his commercials.
A hero in Tapley’s mind. Well, that tells us everything we need to know about Romney’s chances.
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Jeffrey
July 24, 2012 at 4:09 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Bill Tapley is one of my guilty pleasures. This song is astoundingly bad, but I really dig the “Thumbs Up” from Tapley at the end.
Raging Bee
July 24, 2012 at 4:12 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Hey, as long as he doesn’t light up a cigarette and stare at you at the end of the song, he’ll look “moderate.”
Jason Thibeault
July 24, 2012 at 4:13 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I kinda feel the same way, Jeffrey. His conspiracy theories are a wellspring of whargarbl.
Giliell, not to be confused with The Borg
July 24, 2012 at 4:30 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I admit to finding Tapley cute in an embarassing kind of way.
You know, like watching a dog trying to enter a door with a huge stick in its mouth and bumping into the frame. Again. And again. And again.
Sad but oddly cute
silomowbray
July 24, 2012 at 4:35 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
what
Cuttlefish
July 24, 2012 at 6:33 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Wait, this is just unfair. How can my Mitt Romney Drinking Song http://freethoughtblogs.com/cuttlefish/2012/07/18/the-mitt-romney-drinking-song/
compare to this hallucinogenic mushroom song?
Will Tapply
July 25, 2012 at 3:06 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I can’t believe I share a name with this guy. Now if only I had half his ‘musical talent’…