Jan 27 2012

Christians Hate Ninja Turtles

Proving once again that Christian evangelists with a camera have, historically, thought of nothing better to do with their faith and technology-on-hand than recording and selling a pop culture Five Minutes Hate, here’s some Canadian Christians slagging off Ninja Turtles for being “Hinduist humanist occult” something something.

Also, Michael Jackson chocolate bars, and Weylon Smithers gets made Homer Simpson’s secretary.

Hat tip once again to Everything Is Terrible.


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    Those guys must piss themselves laughing when they write the script for the program – and then laugh even louder when Christians actually sit down to watch it.

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    Alukonis, metal ninja

    “Michael Jackson, the rapper.” Somehow I don’t think they know what they’re talking about.

    I totally want Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle macaroni and cheese now, though.

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    Pretty sure Homer’s gay secretary (not that the doof is recounting the plot of “Simpson and Delilah” accurately, but never mind) was Karl, not Smithers.

    More at http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Karl and (less directly relevant but better written) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simpson_and_Delilah .

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