If this is all Satan’s capable of — rolling rocks around slowly, making people cross their eyes at one another, making them rotate — then I don’t think religious folks really have much to worry about. I mean, look at that protagonist who I expect will inevitably defeat the ultimate evil, the fallen angel of darkness.
This is evidently a real movie, and would work beautifully for our Mock The Movie events. If only I could find it.
Hat tip to Everything is Terrible.