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Oct 12 2011

Pokemon, Minecraft, Guitar Hero and Magiquest: ALL SATANIC.

This guy ain’t original about Pokémon, neither. At least he pads out his talk with some assertions NOT made by this other crazy preacher by including the fact (FACT!) that the names of Pokémon are actual, honest-to-goodness Oriental demons.

You know, like Squirtle.

And Butterfree.

Totally Oriental demons. Given that the franchise originated in Japan, surely there’s gotta be some Japanese demon names in the Pokédex, right?

Also, Guitar Hero and Minecraft do not necessarily distract from Bible studies. See Objective Ministries on Minecraft and a really old post of mine about Guitar Praise. I dunno about that Magiquest though. It’s like a kinda-lame amusement park ride, only with levels. JUST LIKE THE LEVELS OF HELL.

Hat tip to aliasalpha for pointing this nonsense out.

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  1. 1
    Crazyharp81602

    This is stupid! Anyone who claims this don’t play those games at all. One time a friend of mine who’s deeply religious tried to proselytize me into giving up playing Poke’mon and collecting Poke’mon cards and stuff because it’s alleged to be evil, the cards is used to cast spells, and so on. I said to her it’s of Nintendo and there’s nothing evil about poke’mon at the same time visions of psychic and ghost type poke’mon pop in my head that unleashed “ungodly, satanic” that made me bend to her claims of poke’mon allegedly being evil to the point where I had to give up playing the games for awhile just to appease her. Actually I gave up playing Nintendo and throw away the Nintendo magazines and such do to being way too stimulated by them. To tell you the truth, concerning about her bull&^%$ about poke’mon being evil, she may have bended me to her idiocy, but she never broke me of playing and enjoying Poke’mon. Today although I don’t play Nintendo games anymore, I know for the fact that there is nothing evil or harmful about playing those games. They’re just fantasy games that are harmless and fun to play. Anyone who says otherwise never knew or played Poke’mon at all, let alone any other video game for Nintendo for that matter.

  2. 2
    richardelguru

    Squirtle and Butterfree probably loose something in the translation.

  3. 3
    Jason Thibeault

    richardelguru@2: A little.

    Squirtle = ゼニガメ (Zenigame)
    Butterfree = バタフリー (Butterfree)

    Okay, a very little in the case of Butterfree.

  4. 4
    Worldtraveller

    No mention of D&D? I’m outraged!!

  5. 5
    Jason Thibeault

    Fastlane: Check that first link, the other crazy dude mentions D&D.

  6. 6
    rob

    hey, guitar praise is only $10!!! down from $99!!!! when it hits zero, i might consider getting it. but only if shipping is free.

  7. 7
    F

    You just had to

    (FACT!)

    , didn’t you?

    I’ve got all the FACT!s right here:

    1. The world is 157 years old – FACT!

    2. Dinosaurs are a lie that people believe because they are weak – FACT!

    3. You are happy, you just don’t know it – FACT!

    4. We all come from the same tree – FACT!

    5. Everyone is related to everyone else, except for people with red hair – FACT!

    6. Sperm does not exist – it is a lie spread by biology teachers – along with everything else you have ever been told – FACT!

    7. Men are supposed to lie with nine new partners a week. Women are supposed to lie with six, except for in July, when they must lie with five men a day – FACT!

    8. Aliens exist and are present on earth. If you have a birth mark, you may be descended from Kraff, the famous Emperor of the 4th Paradigm – FACT!

    9. Trees talk, but only some people hear them – FACT!

    10. People who believe in something live much longer than atheists, and they have eternal life thrown in for good measure – FACT!

  8. 8
    etcetera

    My stepmother was into all of this nonsense. When I was 14, I saved up and managed to buy my own NES at the pawn shop along with a copy of Final Fantasy. The moment she found it, she burned it (we lived out of town and had a burning barrel) because she thought it was satanic. She replaced it with a copy of “Bible Adventures” (see more here.) I ended up buying myself a second copy of Final Fantasy and keeping it with me at all times until I moved out a year later.

    That said, our family wasn’t the most batshit insane in our social group either. Another family would leave TBN (Trinity Broadcasting Network) on at all hours in order to keep demons out of their house – at least until the CRTC blocked it from broadcasting OTA in Canada.

  9. 9
    Aliasalpha

    @F:

    3. You are happy, you just don’t know it – FACT!

    Of course if you’re happy and you DO know it, you have to clap your hands.

  10. 10
    WMDKitty -- Survivor

    They can take my ‘Mons when they pry the cartridge from my cold, dead hands.

  11. 11
    'Tis Himself

    It’s Facebook that’s satanic.

  12. 12
    Jason Thibeault

    etcetera@8′s story makes me very sad. The original Final Fantasy cart, though it was given out free with subscriptions to Nintendo Power, is actually worth a lot of money these days.

  13. 13
    dev

    you want proof that pokemon is satanic then go to this site below

    http://www.cephasministry.com/save_our_children_pokemon_booklet.html

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