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The Tea Party may be deluded, but they’re not zombies.

No, no, no, this is not cool. Not under any circumstances is this an acceptable piece of discourse.

Bachmann and Palin as zombies.

StarvingEyes Advergames built a first-person zombie horror game in Flash. Yeah, obviously the game is going to be technically limited, but it’s not a bad example of how to build a pseudo-three-dee game along the lines of Wolfenstein. The problem I have with this game is not technical. It’s subject matter related. You see, in this game, you invade Fox News’ headquarters and kill zombified versions of Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and various random hick rednecks and other teabaggers. The game is about killing the Teabagging zombies before they kill you. It’s called “TEA PARTY ZOMBIES MUST DIE.”
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Dead Island’s dev team picked the “Misogynist Prick” skill

Isn’t this priceless. Dev code leaked via Steam for the game Dead Island contained a game skill entitled “Feminist Whore”, describing a perk you could unlock for one of the female characters that allowed you to do double damage to male enemies. As Ophelia blockquoted from the gaming site:

They’ve hurried to say that the person responsible for this misogynistic snippet of code was a “Lone Gunman” tech monkey, who introduced the phrase into the debug code as a “private joke”. Thus the notion that all feminists were angry whores would “represent the views of only a single person” on that development team—or in this industry in general—and only one guy (at most) should suffer any professional consequences, naturally.

I can see how easy it is to blame a rogue coder and a private joke. Here’s why I don’t think that’s the case.

First, this skill is not unique. Fallout 3 had an unlockable perk for women called Black Widow, which not only let you do extra damage to male characters, but also allowed you to flirt with them in some cases and unlocked whole extra dialog trees and chunks of the game. The equivalent male perk is Lady Killer, so the trait is not reserved exclusively for women. So the idea behind that particular perk wasn’t new — only the “rogue programmer’s” naming convention.

Second, this kind of sexism is rampant in the gaming industry. Notwithstanding the gratuitous sexuality and oversexualization of female characters, or the quotes in Ophelia’s post. I know of one specific incident even as far back in gaming history as the King’s Quest series — Roberta Williams’ high-fantasy adventure game franchise that took her company Sierra from an adventure game building garage company to one of the biggest movers and shakers in the software world (only to be bought out later and turned into another shitty 3D action game company — all good things, huh?).

The King’s Quest series was a combination of graphical and text-based adventure — like Zork with animated color graphics. You had to walk around with the arrow keys, but you’d enter commands with a parser. Nouns had synonyms so you weren’t forced to play “guess the word” with this parser — so you could refer to Little Red Riding Hood as “girl”, “hood”, “red”, “lady”, “woman”, or “cum guzzling gutter slut”.

King’s Quest 2 actually had that last in its dictionary and would not complain if you offered the picnic basket to the twelve year old “cum guzzling gutter slut” on screen. I’m certain that, with King’s Quest being in Sierra’s extremely early days with an extremely small dev team, nobody vetted every line of code before it was compiled and went gold. The fact that one of these programmers would have been able to slip this term into the codebase without being vetted, well, that’s plausible to me. And the fact that it was a very tiny company doesn’t help that situation. Additionally, that the company was headed by one of the most prominent women in the software industry probably didn’t help along any particular misogynist’s decision in throwing that line in there, especially knowing that the addition could probably never be traced back to him. With the fact that that term is never “forward-facing” — it would never show up on screen unless you were the one typing it, or you reverse-engineered the dictionary database as some enterprising nerds did a dozen years later — it’s obvious how that slipped past QA.

The case of Dead Island’s different, though. Think for a moment about how unlikely it is that every developer, after the submission of every shred of code, after passing it through beta testers who would have to see the option to select that skill onscreen, would see “Feminist Whore” as its title and not so much as blink. Devs and beta testers who are paid to identify issues in code and text, point them out, and have them corrected. At what stage was this leak made, exactly? How could this have slipped through the Dead Island team’s fingers without being corrected before being compiled and delivered to Steam? Under what circumstances would this code have even made it to a distribution point, much less through the code check-in and vetting process (which Sierra didn’t have available to them back in the day)? I realize that it was cleaned up for full release, but still. How did it stay in the codebase more than one check-in? And was the coder punished for holding such backward views and expressing them via his “art”?

And how exactly do you come by the opinion that women who want to stop getting treated as second-class citizens are “feminist whores”?

Dead Island’s dev team picked the “Misogynist Prick” skill

How dare we advertise our existence!?

My brother from another, er, country*, DuWayne Brayton, recently had a run-in regarding the CFI atheist billboard initiative. In meatspace, not on the blogohedron.

This is the kind of stuff I was talking about when I originally posted the “Why don’t atheists just shut up and stay home” repost yesterday, about atheists needing to fight to be allowed to do the exact same outreach that religious folks do with impunity today. It’s a matter of privilege — the majority has the privilege to say they exist, because they’re in the majority and know it. They also have the privilege to say really stupid and hateful things about the minority via the same medium (e.g., via ad campaigns that smear irreligous folks), and there’s not enough of the minority to kick up a large enough stink over it to make a difference. Meanwhile, we make one billboard that says “hey, you can be a good person without religion”, people lose their shit.

Earlier today I managed to get into an argument with someone who overheard me talking to an acquaintance at school, who I happen to know is also an atheist. We were talking about Center For Inquiry’s “living without religion” billboard campaign, specifically about the billboard CFI MI put up in Grand Rapids that essentially asserts that you don’t need God to be a decent person. All of a sudden I felt like the internet had come alive, when this woman starts berating me about how she thinks it’s just sick how us atheists feel the need to advertise our godlessness. Her biggest concern – a concern she angrily shared rather loudly – is that she doesn’t want her children to see that, doesn’t want to be forced to explain the idea that there are people who support Satan’s plan by pretending they don’t believe in God.

Seriously, her tirade was worthy of the most painfully ignorant and hateful internet troll.

Read more. You know you love whargarbl as much as I do.

* Not a real claim of filial relationship.

Pre-publication edit: DuWayne posted another related experience, motivated by my repost yesterday. Well worth a read too.

How dare we advertise our existence!?

Conservatives screwing Canada over copyright reform

Wikileaks confirms it: Conservative Industry Minister Tony Clement is responsible for the copyright shenanigans the US pulled on Canada. He evidently urged the States via his director of policy Zoe Addington to put Canada on the US’ “piracy watch list”, a move that hurt Canada’s international standing wholly baselessly (we’re last place out of 46 countries examined for piracy rates!).

Several Wikileaks cables released earlier this year chronicle the sustained U.S. lobbying effort on copyright. In a June 2005 cable, the U.S. talks about the “need to engage the legislative branch as well as relevant departments”, proposes creating a bi-lateral working group, and offers to conduct training sessions for Canadian officials. A June 2006 cable discusses meetings with Bernier and then-Canadian Heritage Minister Bev Oda. A March 2007 cable reports on repeated meetings and attempts to elevate the issue as a top priority.

The cables also discuss a joint strategy with Canadian copyright lobby groups to allow for a “good cop, bad cop” approach, with the lobby groups using U.S. pressure “as a signal to the Government of Canada that they are willing to be ‘more reasonable than the Americans’.”

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The 2009 cable also raises questions about the copyright consultation that year and Canadian encouragement of the U.S. pressure.  The cable reports that Zoe Addington, Clement’s former director of policy, said the consultations would be used “as an opportunity to educate consumers and ‘sell’ the Government view.”

Moreover, Addington encouraged the U.S. intensify its lobbying efforts, stating “if Canada is elevated to the Special 301 Priority Watch List (PWL), it would not hamper – and might even help – the Government of Canada’s ability to enact copyright legislation.”Days later, Canada was elevated on the Watch list.

I would say “you have got to be fucking kidding me”, but this ain’t the first time the Tories have leveraged the States’ international clout to manipulate our country’s politics. But hey, you want to talk about a broken system? Over 65% voted against Conservatives in this past election, but the Conservative Party of Canada now has a majority (a.k.a. steamroller) government. That’s how it works when you have one party on the right, and four parties splitting up the centre and left.

Conservatives screwing Canada over copyright reform

How do you pitch “ban all religions”?

Still a little overwhelmed by some crazy projects with work, and yeah, I’m working through the weekend. Such is the life of an IT professional. At least I’m getting to sleep in my own bed, despite exhortations by my colleagues that I should tell my wife that I’ll see her Tuesday.

Only two PR companies took up the challenge when Australian TV show The Pitch, a show asking PR companies to attempt to “sell the unsellable”, asked how people might pitch banning all religion. I guess everyone else was too scared to take a stab at it. Or too religious.

I’m sorry, no spoilers or anything, but what a bullshit decision. What do you think?

Pre-publishing edit: damn and blast, this is what you get for blogging ahead. Blue Collar Atheist beat me to it. ‘E’s a good Bruce, ‘e is, and he’s written a book too.

How do you pitch “ban all religions”?

How does one prove astrology? BY STARTING OVER. (a repost)

Another repost. Sorry, still crazy-go-nuts at work. Work will continue to be busy for quite some time, it seems. Check the original for comments from Curtis.

The undying zombie astrology thread has attracted another latecomer to the party, this time Curtis Manwaring of Astrology X-Files, an astrology software developer who put together a seemingly testable hypothesis and added it as a comment on that thread. I’m moving my response to its own post, because frankly, nobody seems to be reading any of the follow-ups that have linked to it, and would rather continue the fight there. I’m tired of the single zombie thread, which is responsible for the vast majority of my database difficulties, causing me to hack my website to absurd degrees as a result. If it keeps attracting newcomers, I’ll close it, and add a comment saying “this post is closed, please visit any of the posts linked on page 9 of the comments if you want to continue the discussion.”
The meat of Curtis’ comment appears to be a way to test astrology, or at least one aspect of it. My problem with the suggestion is the same that I’ve had with the concept of astrology as a whole — it depends on a foundation that is simply not there. It builds on hypotheses that have simply never been proven, but rather always taken for granted. For instance, the hypothesis that there is any sort of correlation between the planets’ movements and people’s individual lives. Beyond this, much of what he suggests appears to disagree with other astrologers in the thread — even if you exclude Jamie “Darkstar” Funk of Dark Star Astrology (who has since attempted to shed his association with his ridiculous arguments here by changing his name). And to make matters worse, it appears to misunderstand statistical significance, the importance of sample sizes, and the importance of controlling for variables.

This is, as all my discussions against unfalsifiable and self-perpetuating memes, a long one. Grab a coffee.
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Why don’t atheists just shut up and stay home? (a repost)

A repost. I’m completely swamped at work (this does happen occasionally), and am unlikely to participate terribly much in blogospheric shenanigans for the next few days. So, enjoy one of my earlier posts, whose points still stand. The comments on the original are also worth reading, though for completely different reasons.

This question was asked by an audience member at about 116:20 in the Hitchens v Turek debate posted yesterday: “If there is no god, why do you spend your whole life trying to convince people that there isn’t? Why won’t you just stay home?”

The audience member who posed this question was clearly on the side of Turek through the debate — applauding him heartily, crossing his arms and giving not a whit of applause when Hitchens spoke. It could be that he said “why WOULDN’T you just stay home”, he was not miked and the question was slightly unclear. However, I strongly suspect it was posed as an imperative as above, and if it wasn’t, I also suspect the questioner would not take offense at this characterization.

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