THIS. FUCKING THIS.
“You shall not pass!”
Okay, they’re taking liberties with the “history” part of the name, but I’m still loving every second of this one. There’s also Shakespeare vs Seuss, but that’s a bit iffy. Thing 1 and Thing 2 deserves to be seen, of course, but it’s just not a fantastic payoff compared to Gandalf schooling Dumbledore.
Hat tip to Clifton, who is apparently our resident emissary to the Epic Rap Battles of History by NicePeter.