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Mar 15 2011
Republicans to legislate against gravity
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chaosagent23
March 15, 2011 at 10:19 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I wish he was my Rep. I want a trade with Massachusetts.
jthibeault
March 15, 2011 at 10:21 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
You can do that? What do you have to do to get a first-round draft pick?
Jonathan "Blade" Manning
March 15, 2011 at 10:26 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
(copied from twitter) You liberals all think that way. God LIFTS us. That’s why gravity is against his plan for us. Gravity is the work of the Devil! Can’t you see how he’s just SUCKIN’ you down to his hell??
jthibeault
March 15, 2011 at 10:28 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
And I say it’s intelligent pushing. How shall we solve this theological quandry?
Jonathan "Blade" Manning
March 15, 2011 at 10:33 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I would expect a foreignor with a communist education to think that way. The Bible tells us that God lifts us with his feathers and his wings. That proves that Gravity is EVIL. It’s about time someone stood up and said it!
jthibeault
March 15, 2011 at 10:34 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I’m open to the idea that God and the Devil are playing tug-of-war with our corporeal bodies, but why is it that when there’s no ground under you, the Devil wins? Isn’t God all-powerful?
Jonathan "Blade" Manning
March 15, 2011 at 10:37 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
It’s not God’s failure to lift us, it’s Man’s failure to hold on! Your SIN is holding you down and making follow false ways like the LAW of Gravity. There is only ONE law and those are God’s Laws!
jthibeault
March 15, 2011 at 10:40 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
So… if you have enough faith, you get to see the skyhook? I think I get it now. I don’t have enough faith to see the skyhook.
What about the law of diminishing returns? Is that real?
Jonathan "Blade" Manning
March 15, 2011 at 10:57 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Faith is not an investment policy! You people all think that if you throw money at your pet goverment programs you can legislate a wrong into the truth. Gravity is immoral and should be banned and I for one say STAND AGAINST GRAVITY!
Mark "Spinny" Dyson
March 16, 2011 at 8:12 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
Did not Einstein himself declare God doesn’t play dice? Of course not: He would need gravity so the little suckers could land! Proof positive gravity is not in His divine plan, and I have the science to back me!
Jonathan "Blade" Manning
March 17, 2011 at 2:03 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I call Poe on Mr. “Spinny”