Ladies and gentlemen, this woman just won the Republican primary for the Delaware senate race. Of course, the Republicans don’t truck with her Tea Partier antics, and won’t be backing her. I can’t see why. She seems like a really good family-values-and-religion type!

Except her “family values” are pretty tarnished, as, you see, she once partied pretty hard in her college days. But that’s behind her, now that she’s found religion and chastity, and now she’s going to turn your country around. She’s pretty much exactly what you need down there, in your senate, to balance out the other fuckwits in the Republican party claiming a lock on “family values”. Like Carl Paladino.

That’s a hell of a tent, if they both fit under it. Under the “family values” banner, no less.

Title hat-tip to Our Lady. I couldn’t have done it without you.