Exoplanets galore

Outside our solar system, there are perhaps as many exoplanets as there are stars in the heavens. Since according to astrology, distant Kuiper objects evidently have as much effect on human fates as the nearer objects like the moon or sun, one must wonder what kind of effect on our fates all these other planets would exert. (Protip: if you guess “zero”, in accordance with the null hypothesis, you’re nothing but a damn dirty skeptic and must now show the one single paper you feel knocks out astrology.)

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