I know you have to be topical to keep the kids in line, but holy Jesus Christ in a Jeep being chased by raptors and a T-Rex. Must I be proselytized at, to the epic refrains from the Jurassic Park soundtrack?
And seriously, “who can give the Devil hemorrhoids”. Might as well have said “my deity can beat up your deity”. It’s a pissing contest of invisible dads.
Hat tip to Everything is Terrible. I’m really starting to get your central thesis, guys.
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Mike Haubrich, FCD
June 14, 2010 at 9:29 am CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
And this is from Minnesota, too, which is doubly embarrassing.
jthibeault
June 14, 2010 at 5:07 pm CDT (UTC -5) Link to this comment
I know how you must feel, with how rational and secular the place seems to be from outside observation. If it’s any consolation, that IS from 1995.