(Fair warning: N-bombs and other such not-safe-for-work-without-earphones ridiculousness)
The pride of the South expounds upon the “gayness” of your President, over the banning of flavored chaw. A few questions are brought to mind immediately: Is that a carton of eggs on his stove? How drunk is this guy? Do these people really exist? Is he a parody? He MUST be. Please tell me he’s a parody.
“If I waz preziden’, I’d make everything legal. Evvverrrthang.”