Minions, you are commanded to wish my sister a happy birthday immediately. She is 27 years old, in case you want to send spankings.
Happy birthday, sister of mine!
Update: Jodi just provided me with a picture of the real cake, from the party we had yesterday. (We had cake, and KFC, and our grandmother and uncle John, and our two cousins and their boyfriends, came along. We had everything but noisemakers and pin-the-tail-on-the-donkey!)
Note the very shaky handwriting. I think I scared the bakery lady or something!