AGH! Fix it already so we can smash stuff into other stuff!

The beleaguered Large Hadron Collider project has experienced yet another delay, when a leak was discovered in the insulating vacuum around the helium circuit in sectors 8-1 and 2-3; this delay will likely push its restart back to November. The repair to the helium circuit seals have been completed, however, which is good news. The full repair timeline is available at CERN.

That these leaks are being discovered now rather than during the test is great. I’d rather it not break once the thing is going. Not that it breaking is going to have any kind of catastrophic effects outside the scope of the experiment itself — I still don’t get where nutters come up with doomsday scenarios from this project. If anything was going to happen it would have already happened either with the cosmic rays that bombard our atmosphere daily, or with the other, smaller labs like Fermilabs which also have a shot at discovering the Higgs Boson or other unseen but predicted particles. There will be no world-ending black hole (and anyway, even if the Earth collapsed to a singularity, it would still have a mass of exactly one Earth). There’s nothing special about micro-black-holes that suggest that they’ll collapse the world into a singularity before evaporating away.

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AGH! Fix it already so we can smash stuff into other stuff!
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2 thoughts on “AGH! Fix it already so we can smash stuff into other stuff!

  1. 1

    no, No, NO! I want my black hole NOW, dammit! *stamps foot*

    Either that or prove that those magnets can crush a school bus. I want to see that youtube video.

  2. 2

    Ok, you do realize that something as momentous as the creation of a whole new universe could result from a fuck-up – or even as an the unexpected result of one of these expedriments…..Mmmm, I for one would rather love it if it happened. I have been arguing with more than one person about whether or not it is possible for sentience to evolve without religion. With a wee universe developing (from our perspective) at a highly accelerated rate and given the right instruments – we might actually get several opportunities to prove or disprove that…

    So what we really need to do is develop the hypothetical tools now, just in case!!!

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