Today’s been mostly about food, as is appropriate for many people’s Fathers Day celebrations. While I’m not a father, I’m certainly a foodie. My tastes run along the lines of the “common folk” though, my version of a good food day involves homemade mac and cheese with real old cheddar, and a lovely beef stew for supper (which, while slightly singed on the bottom due to not having a proper stewing pot, turned out to be easily the best stew I’ve made in recent memory — even without dumplings!).

But what we had for breakfast is still the highlight of my day, if not for taste, at least for humour.

That’s right, kids! Do you love Star Trek? Do you love Eggo Waffles? Well now you can consume the head of your favorite Star Trek character for breakfast! Catholics take note, this is how you symbolically eat the flesh of your favorite fictional character: use edible dyes to imprint their visage on your tasteless cardboard-like food product. Transsubstantiate THIS! And for those of you who prefer to eat inanimate fictional objects like the Enterprise or a Klingon logo (ow, pointy!), don’t worry, you won’t be left out!

Here’s some more detail.