Avast me hearties, it be International Talk like a Pirate Day. My webhost still has me barred from making port in me own hometown, so I be sending this message by carrier parrot. If they don’t end this embargo soon, we’ll chum the waters with their entrails, we will! Arrr!
I have many chores this weekend, not the least of which will be getting these sumbitches from unbanning me before I take my business elsewhere. I don’t know how much I’ll be able to post. Apologies to those of you who were expecting actual content. If you’re looking for something to do, research the Large Hadron Collider and decide whether or not the doomsayers have a case, visit Something Awful and try to start a new internet meme, or maybe donate some money to me toward a Chevy Volt.
One of you lubbers fetch me a grog! Smartly now!