Wherein Paris Hilton did something that is not completely like a vapid whore.

Jason Thibeault

John McCain gets owned by, of all people, Paris Hilton.

I just found a shred of respect for Skeletor, due to her being able to read a teleprompter, and accepting this gig. I did not think this would happen in a million years.

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Oh yeah. And I kicked a dog today, just for Bob.

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Wherein Paris Hilton did something that is not completely like a vapid whore.

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3 thoughts on “Wherein Paris Hilton did something that is not completely like a vapid whore.”

  1. Carrie
    1

    See I think you’re giving her a little less credit than she is due. She may portray herself as a vapid cunt but I think she is acutally much smarter than she acutally lets on and the way that she portrays herself is an example of this (she is much more popular as her current persona than she would be if she was just some smart trust fund baby like she could be), and this is coming from a person that is not in any way a fan of Paris Hilton.

    But I do love that you posted about this, I saw the clip on Leno tonight and then am browsing your blog to see if you made any new posts (just discovered your blog 2 days ago and spent a couple hours reading to catch up…hehe). I have to say I miss having discussions with you over things like this like we used to, but at least now we can do it over the interweb.

  2. jthibeault
    2

    Maybe so — maybe she IS just smart enough to see the public persona everyone seems to want her to have, and she can play off of it perfectly. If I saw this side of her more often though, the side that’s capable of having an intelligent discussion, without inserting “that’s hawt” every five seconds… oh wait, she did that in here too, never mind.

    I can’t believe someone actually misses my unhinged ranting! I feel all warm and glowy inside. Thank goodness for the Interweb Tubes.

  3. Me
    3

    Can’t say her name, and I am actually embarrassed to be writing about her at all. She is everything that is wrong with society today.

    The only thing she did was to have her personal assistant hire better people then McCain has to shoot back at him.

    Giving her any kind of credit only diminishes the herculean job that the writers cameramen, soundmen, directors and producers did in getting this thing filmed in under a week without the trained chimp starring in it throwing feces at the camera.

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