Well this is rather alarming.
“BRITAIN’S fattest squirrels” are running riot in a country park where they have started attacking CHILDREN to steal food.
The chubby rodents have bulked up due to a mild winter where they have feasted on snacks left on the frost-free ground.
Okay first of all, even I don’t think we should be fat-shaming the squirrels (or other creatures for that matter).
Second, DON’T LITTER. WTF, British people?
Sophie Renouf, 23, was enjoying a walk in the woods with her son Finley when he was attacked by a mob of six squirrels.
I submit that the correct term is not a mob, but a squadron of six squirrels.
The three-year-old was feeding one of the critters before he was targeted.
Sophie, of Redruth, Cornwall, said: “There was literally one squirrel there and my son, as you would, fed him as usual.
Sophie now wants to warn others about the dangers of feeding wild squirrels.
Yeah well good luck with that Sophie.