How People React When a 6-Year Old Girl Takes Her Shirt Off


downloadAs all my readers know, I have a daughter who we call, The Freak. She’s six years old. She embodies everything good about that label, as well as everything bad, being re-translated into good by me, because I love her so damn much.

Yesterday, I took the family to a semi-local apple orchard. It was a balmy 70 degrees, which meant my shirt was too hot. I took it off and enjoyed the corn maze, pumpkin hunting, apple picking (and sorting the rotten ones on the ground), and petting goats and alpacas.

And so did Analisse (The Freak). The moment my shirt came off and was tucked into my back pocket, I felt little fingers shoving something into my other back pocket. I looked behind me to find her, half-naked, pretending to not notice that I caught her. I didn’t care. As a dad, I’m a pack mule, wherever I go. I’m okay with it. Also, I encourage my young daughters to take their shirts off, if they want to. It’s not illegal. If the activity was illegal, as it is when they are older, I leave that up to their mother to determine how much is too little cloth.

About an hour into our visit, I was kneeling down by a goat, feeding it grass, when the old man who owns the orchard rode up on his four-wheeler. He hops off and catches my eye, obviously nervous. In short order, he strode over to me, bent down, and nearly whispered into my ear:

Now, I don’t know if anyone really has a problem with this, but, your daughter, with her shirt off, may cause some people to have a problem, so…

That’s it. I thanked him and he straightened, looking very relieved, got back onto his four-wheeler, and rode away.

Now, I could have argued and told him to fuck off. But I cared more about making the day enjoyable for my kids, getting plenty of apples, and doing the pumpkin thing. It wasn’t a life or death situation. In fact, I figured that really, only the old man had a problem with it, and he would be dead in a few years anyway. Jumbled thoughts ran through my head as I went and told my bride what the old man had said.

We agreed that she should probably put the shirt back on. I spoke to Analisse about it, telling her that some people here wanted it on and so I was putting mine back on too. She agreed after a tiny bit of protest, but quickly brightened up when I pulled my shirt over my head.

Without skipping a beat, she was back playing in the sand.

I don’t know what my point is in writing this, but I was sad. Sad that my daughter couldn’t just enjoy who she was, legally. Sad that some people are so bothered by the skin of a little child, they have to dictate my parenting choices. Sad that it is 2016 and we still shame little children for their natural bodies. Sad that it’s 2016 and we still shame older girls for their bodies. Confused that I was bent over a fence, mostly naked from the waste up, possibly even showing a plumbers crack, and the old man rendered me perfectly normal, and yet didn’t see my daughter that way.

I’ll be back there next year. And next year, I won’t stop her from taking her shirt off again. And when he tells me to have her put it back on, we’ll do the dance again. Or maybe I’ll confront him nicely. Or maybe one day he’ll change.

Comments

    • Joe Sands says

      Shoulder length hair, pink pants, sparkly silver flat shoes, and her very pink shirt waving in the wind in my back pocket.

  1. chigau (違う) says

    Proof positive!
    Next year make sure she wears jeans and steel-toed boots.
    and tuck that hair up under her hat.

  2. says

    I remember my sister and her friend going topless when we were little. No one thought anything about it.

    I wouldn’t assume an old person had problems with it. He may have seen how some younger people react.

  3. quotetheunquote says

    That is really sad, the way your daughter’s rights (effectively) are curtailed based only on her sex. What the hell are people thinking? Their tender eyes are somehow being assaulted by her?

    Here in Ontario (Canada, not CA!), 25 years after the law was changed to prohibit such discrimination, we still get stories of little girls being treated in this manner – like this one.

    I just want to shout at people “oh, grow UP already!” but I know it would do no good.

  4. Rob says

    70 Fahrenheit (21 C) – sounds about perfect. Unlike social expectations making a child cover up. It’s deeply sad.

    PS Joe, just started reading your Blog recently. I’m enjoying it…

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