This is quite an old little screencap and I saw it again today.
Here we can hear the lamentation of the boner, as it cries out against the wall of earbuds caging it in a blue kingdom. Woe to the boner that stands up but can find no release that women’s choice, decision and Steve Jobs hath design’d!
My favourite is how he misses everything:
“You can’t approach a woman with earbuds in her ears.”
Give the man a bells! Truly amazing. It’s almost… well, like woman intentionally wear earbuds to avoids creeps?
Now you may ask: But how will women know who are creeps and who are the nice guys, if they have their earbuds in? The answer is: If you are thwarted by earbuds, you’re a creep. If you feel that earbuds – and the subsequent intentional isolation they allow – are less important than you, you’re a creep. Indeed, the whole point is earbuds help identify who the creeps are, while simultaneously helping people not deal with them.
That’s their beauty.
And if you’re a dude who yanks earbuds out women’s ears or demands/requests they take them out so you can comment on their body, well I hope that Meninist Hoodie fits you nicely.
— Tauriq Moosa (@tauriqmoosa) January 17, 2015