How to Be Boring

This page will house a running list of criticisms of my person, ideas, ideologies, and so on that have already been made.

  1. My partners are “fuckbuddies” rather than people with whom I have relationships that are about things in addition to sex.
  2. My name sounds like “hyena“.
  3. I’m a “fatty fat fat“.
  4. I’m ashamed of being fat because I post only pics that don’t show fat I am – Twitter would beg to differ.
  5. I should just go back to where I come from or else be more grateful to the United States – and where would that be?
  6. I’m Middle-Eastern – nope.