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Friday Cat Blogging: Talisker Has All The Stripes

Ingrid and I have some important information for you.

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As a natural consequence of the fact that Talisker is our stripey baby, we have determined that Talisker has all the stripes. And the logical conclusion of this is that she has all the stripes. Stripes on tigers, zebras, ring-tailed lemurs, other tabby cats — all of them belong to Talisker. As a matter of fact, if any of you have stripes on your clothing, furniture, wallpaper, household fixtures, or any other personal possessions, they belong to Talisker as well.

We realize this may be an adjustment for some of you. Let us reassure you: Talisker is more than happy to continue letting you make use of her stripes. She has no current intention to repossess them. She simply wants the matter of ownership to be understood.

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ALL THE STRIPES!



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Comments

  1. Al Dente says

    I beg your pardon, Madam, but you do not own all the stripes. My tabby, Kubla Khat, who is much older than you and therefore has seniority, owns his own stripes. He also owns a certain red and black striped shirt which he graciously lets me wear occasionally. Negotiations between Kubla and the daughter over a certain white and green striped skirt are on-going with a decision over ownership likely to be determined within the next few months.

  2. Al Dente says

    Addendum to my post @1. Kubla Khat informs me that he is not my cat. Rather I am his human. Dogs have masters, cats have servants.

  3. Greta Christina says

    Al Dente @ #1: I’m sorry, but our hands are tied. The case law on this is very clear. I refer you to Talisker v. Rest of the Freaking Universe. The moment Tali was born, all the stripes became hers. Your tabby is welcome to continue using Tali’s stripes, though.

  4. 727phoenix says

    I have a plaid-striped shirt that is so hideous that no true scotsman would be caught dead wearing it. May I please have Talisker’s mailing address so that I can return it? Thank you so much. -Phee

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