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May 03 2013

“The unicorn screamed like a slaughterhouse”: Excerpt from “Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More”

Bending coverAnd because this story is so extra-special, today you get two excerpts! Excerpt from “The Unicorn and the Rainbow,” one of the stories from “Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More.” Now for sale on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords! Content note: Unicorn sex.

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The unicorn screamed like a slaughterhouse, and came, spewing a fountain of mercury into the rainbow’s fuckhole and across the alley.

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If this intrigues you, check out the rest of the book! Now for sale on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords!

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  1. 1
    embertine

    WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN

    This is even more disturbing following my drawing of you riding Rainbow Dash. I am judging you so hard right now.

    /jk

  2. 2
    sleepingwytch(inactive)

    hahahahahaha! Excellent!

  3. 3
    michaeld

    *tilts head*…

  4. 4
    neXus

    Unicorns cum mercury?

    If the book explains THAT factoid, I’ll have to buy it just to know how… ;P

  5. 5
    Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk-

    I told you before, that story is seriously weird if you have a 5 yo daughter
    (And I liked it. Less sexy, but more lhilarious)

  6. 6
    devianttouch

    It’s also less weird if you have a fiance who’s seriously into unicorns and occasionally acts like a 5 year old. I loved it.

  7. 7
    Giliell, professional cynic -Ilk-

    devianttouch
    I think I like your fiancé.
    And I really like unicorns, too

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