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May 03 2013

“Frank the unicorn walked into the bar”: Excerpt from “Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More”

Bending coverExcerpt from “The Unicorn and the Rainbow,” one of the stories from “Bending: Dirty Kinky Stories About Pain, Power, Religion, Unicorns, & More.” Now for sale on Kindle, Nook, and Smashwords! Content note: Unicorn sex.

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Frank the unicorn walked into the bar. Midnight, pissing rain, and the grime on the neon-garish windows streaked down the glass like a whore’s mascara. The unicorn staggered across the floor and slammed his hoof on the bar. “Jack. Double shot.”

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    sleepingwytch(inactive)

    This looks good :D

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    michaeld

    Hmm…. Now I’m left wondering how he’s going to pick up the glass with his hoofs? Well played Greta well played…

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    chrismattson

    I’d guess that he’d use a straw…

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    michaeld

    Oh… that’s kind of anti climactic …. :(

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