I Kill Sperm in My Vagina With My Mind

Just my mind kills sperm in my vagina…

James Taylor fans everywhere are dying a thousand deaths. But this is both one of funniest and one of the most savage bits of commentary on the Todd Akin “legitimate rape” travesty that I’ve seen.

It’s the Kinsey Sicks, America’s Favorite Dragapella® Beautyshop Quartet, singing “I Kill Sperm in My Vagina With My Mind.” (Captioned for the hearing-impaired.)

I know, right?


  1. Zinc Avenger says

    Just yours? Or can you use these powers to spontaneously abort other females? Can the US military weaponize this and sterilize entire rival nations with teams of women trained to abort en masse?

  2. Joey Maloney says

    It’s too annoying to post links from this tablet device, but go to YouTube and search for “Legitimate rape pharmaceutical ad”. Hilarity will ensue.

  3. Joey Maloney says

    …upon reflection, out of an abundance of caution, I probably should add a trigger warning for mock physical assault.


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