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Mar 31 2012

Caturday: Greta With All Three Kittens

Ahhhhh. So happy to be home again… with KITTENS!



So happy to be snuggling with kittens! So happy to be in my beautiful house, with my beautiful wife. So happy to be sleeping late on the weekend, listening to “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me,” walking in my neighborhood, buying fresh-baked bread, eating fresh-baked chocolate chip cookies, tasting cardamom ice cream, re-reading Harry Potter, watching Project Runway, reading Vogue… So happy to not be traveling, not be desperately trying to write and self-publish a book in time for a ridiculous self-imposed deadline. And so happy to be snuggling with our cute, playful, mischievous, trouble-making, adorable KITTENS!

Can feel rage melting away. “Why Are You Atheists So Snuggly? 99 Things That Calm Down The Godless.” Ahhhhhhhh.

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  1. 1
    Walter

    Maybe they were kittens when you left … now they are … Cats!

  2. 2
    davidct

    Hey,if they spend more time playing than sleeping, they are kittens.

  3. 3
    Stephen Foster

    MUST. NOT. LOOK!

    Oh, no, too late!

    AWWWWWWWWW.

  4. 4
    Rebecca H

    I’m afraid you just memed your title. Greta:

    Why Are You Atheists So Pretty? 99 Products That Beautify the Godless

    Why Are You Atheists So Promiscuous? 99 People That Turn On the Godless

    Why Are You Atheists So Annoyed? 99 Behaviors That Irritate the Godless

    Why Are You Atheists So Sarcastic? 99 Things That Make the Godless So Gosh-Darned Thrilled

    I could go on for hours…

  5. 5
    Alyson Miers

    Greta, with the title, “Why Are You Atheists So Snuggly?”, I think you’ve just come up with the next godless calendar. It will show pictures of twelve different freethinkers snuggling furry animals.

  6. 6
    godlesspanther

    I have a snuggly cat. She appears to be a pure-bred Bombay. She was a wild feral cat when I found her — abandoned? She was very skinny and had a wild cat personality. She growled at everything. A year later she is now a very tame people-loving cat. She loves to eat, enjoys music, and I have not heard her growl in a long time.

  7. 7
    godlesspanther

    Her name is Isis.

  8. 8
    Eristae

    @1/Walter

    You clearly do not understand the True Nature of the feline breed. No matter how old they get, they are always KITTENS!

    *squee squee squee*

  9. 9
    Rieux

    Uh-oh: Greta’s losing her edge. Someone go find 50 CCs of fundamentalist assholery, STAT!

  10. 10
    gwen

    Aww, a bed full of cuties! I’m glad you have been getting a well deserved rest. Your schedule has been brutal lately.

  11. 11
    Lise Meitner

    “Why Are You Atheists So Snuggly? 99 Things That Calm Down The Godless.”

    Next book idea!!

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