Dec 31 2007

Happy Birthday To Me

Happy birthday to me
I don’t live in a tree
But I look like a primate
Because I am one.

Happy birthday to me… and happy New Year to all y’all!


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  1. 1

    Happy birthday to you
    I went to the zoo
    I saw a fat monkey
    but I didn’t think it was you because I don’t use creationist logic.
    Keep up the blog!

  2. 2
    the chaplain

    Have a happy birthday!

  3. 3
    the chaplain

    Have a happy birthday!

  4. 4

    Happy birthday to you
    And to our Lord too
    You don’t look like a monkey
    Because you’re a created child of God

  5. 5

    Uriel! Shhh! We need to keep quite in order to infiltrate the ranks of these hell-bound heathens (who secretly beleive in Our Lord)…

  6. 6

    Perverts and sodomites, the lot of them.

  7. 7
    Steve Caldwell

    Greta … happy birthday. I can’t think of any witty birthday verses, but I can send you a dozen long-stem e-roses:

  8. 8

    Happy birthday to Greta
    Cake, balloons and confetta-
    Best wishes for the new year
    Because life is wonderful and worthwhile without having to believe that you were created by a magic man who watches you day and night to keep track of his personalized Plan for your life.
    That really doesn’t work, does it?

  9. 9
    J. J. Ramsey

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Happy birthday to you,
    And, uh … ah, heck, the last line’s not supposed to rhyme, anyway, right? :)

  10. 10

    Happy Birthday to you,
    And a good New Year’s, too!
    May you write more pages
    Than Foley can do. :D
    Discovered your blog this year, and have greatly enjoyed all of your posts (including the cat pictures). Peace to you and Ingrid!
    - Miz L.

  11. 11

    Happy Birthday Greta. And Happy New Year too.

  12. 12

    Happy Birthday to you!
    To this blog I am new.
    But you now have a friend,
    In a Texas public school…
    Dang! That kinda rhymed. Oh well. Keep up the nice work out there!

  13. 13
    Blake Stacey

    Happy birthday to you,
    All angry and witty and wise.
    Here’s for a New Year of joy,
    And the best kind of pain besides. ;-)

  14. 14

    Happy Birthday, Greta Christina!
    And by a remarkable coincidence, my birthday is the day after yours. 57 years decrepit.

  15. 15

    wishing you a happy fun brilliant jumpy smooth slutty lolling sweet and tangy birthday!
    Happy 2008 too. With Love from Jenine and Dan

  16. 16
    King Aardvark

    Birthday greetings from the frozen north!

  17. 17

    happy belated birthday!
    Happy birthday to you
    amphixous(sp?) says so too
    we all have a common ancestor
    and the creationists are wrong!

  18. 18

    Happy Belated Birthday to you
    You don’t live in a shoe
    I can’t prove a negative
    And neither can anyone else

  19. 19

    In view of recent events:
    Happy Birthday to you
    You can’t go to the zoo
    Tigers instinctively chase prey
    Because they evolved that way!

  20. 20
    Gordon Peffer

    Happy Birthday. Again, thank you for your consoling words on death.

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