Over at Friendly Atheist they’re having a contest for who can write the best atheist limerick. I’ve submitted several of my own, and thought y’all might like to see them.
First, I just had to do a Nantucket one:
Then we have the one actually based on my own blog:
Then there’s the one that I consider the best of the lot (although it does require some familiarity with standard atheist/ creationist debates):
Why reject our dear Lord’s great command
When the reasons for faith are so grand?
There’s the Bible so sweet
The flagellum so neat
And bananas fit right in your hand!
And finally, we have my sentimental favorite:
If you want to pitch in with your own, please do. But do cross-post at Friendly Atheist, since that’s where the contest is, and some of the submissions are doozies.