Remember the ‘Scale model of Noah’s ark‘ creationist exhibit, from this time last year in my hometown?
The Keswick Convention is in full swing again, and a friend just linked me to this footage from the local marketplace.
Watch out for more young earth creationism, threats of Hell, the blood of Jesus and salvos against gay sex, unmarried sex and internet porn. (None of these, of course, are any different from lying or stealing.) Richard Dawkins gets a mention, as he always does, and there’s a happier ending than you might expect, even if I’m not entirely comfortable with it.
[Edit: it turns out the preacher here is Dale Mcalpine, who ended up in hot water three years ago over similar events.]
A transcript follows. I’ve done my best to get everything, but there are words I can’t make out; if you catch them, or you spot an error, let me know in the comments.
P.S. I should mention I don’t know if this was official Keswick Convention preaching, or whether (like last year’s exhibit) it was independent evangelism, capitalising on the religious hunting season.
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Audience member #1: How do you manage to live your day to day life without sinning?
AM #1: How do you manage to live your day to day life without sinning? I seem to survive.
P: See, this is what happens. When someone is born again, what that means is that someone is changed from someone who loves their sin, their sinful nature, and follows a lifestyle of sin – sin that offends God – to someone who loves God. [Inaudible] …how do I survive?
AM #1: How does the person in sin survive?
P: Well, sinning isn’t a requirement of breathing. [Inaudible] You’ve had your turn.
AM #1: I believe in God!
P: The Devil believes in God, so believing in God is not going to help you on the Day of Judgement. You need your sins forgiven-
AM #1: I know but I’ve got to get by before that…
AM #2: The guy’s right. [Pointing to AM #1.) Why would you have to repent if you didn’t sin in the first place?
P: -and the only way that your sins can be forgiven is if you’re soaked in the blood of Jesus Christ because the Bible says that without the shedding of blood there is no forgiveness of sin.
AM #1: …how do I survive until then?
P: What d’you mean ‘survive’? I don’t understand your question.
AM #1: Well how do I live without sinning?
P: You can’t: you can’t do anything but live a sinful life, unless God supernaturally transforms you and makes your spirit that loves to sin – your nature that loves to sin – makes it alive and gives you a new nature. That’s why the Bible says if any man is in Christ, he’s a new creature. So if you’re still… if you’re professing to be a Christian today, and you’re still the same person that you’ve always been, [if] you haven’t been set free from the power and consequence of sin, then you’re not a Christian. You’re not born again, because the Bible says that you should be changed.
AM #1: Nobody [inaudible]
AM #3: You’re really spoiling a lovely day, mate.
P: God saved me-
AM #3: You’re really spoiling a lovely day.
P: God saved me
five nine year ago, and he can save anyone out here today. If you’ll humble yourself, and call upon his name.
AM #4: …still say that slavery is okay.
P: …call upon the name of the Lord-
AM #5: Surely there’s a better way of going about it than standing on there and embarrassing Christians? I’m a Christian and I’m slightly embarrassed by the way you are doing this!
AM #5: I’m a Christian, okay? I’m a Christian… she is my friend… I’m a Christian, okay. There’s a way of going about it-
P: Sure. And the way to go about it is God’s way. If the Bible-
AM #5: I’m not ash-
P: And the Bible says… the Bible says-
AM #5: I’m not ashamed… I’m not ashamed of what I believe in!
P: Well what do you tell people?
AM #5: I do!
P: Do you preach the Gospel-
AM #5: I don’t… [inaudible] God gave us a choice.
P: No, of course not, because you don’t know it. You see you can’t live what you don’t know, and the Bible says there are-
AM #5: So you’re saying I’m not a Christian because I don’t talk… you’re saying I don’t believe that God came down, sent his son down, and he died for my sins? You’re saying that I don’t believe that because I don’t sit there, stand on there, and go ‘Hey everybody! Everybody listen to God’? You’re saying that I’m not a Christian?
P: The Devil believes that God came down and died for people’s sins. The Devil believes that. So you’re still going to Hell on the Day of Judgement. Unless you’re born again you’re not a Christian.
AM #5: So are you…
P: Unless you’re born again you’re not a Christian. Unless you’re changed and set free from the power of your sin, whatever sin that might be, unless you’re changed anew, you live a holy life-
AM #5: Yeah, I do… [inaudible] I live a holy life, and my non-Christian friends around me see me and listen to me, rather than standing on there and being like ‘All Christians are like this!’ Not all of them.
P: But is your nice personality enough to save people from the wrath of God?
AM #6: Is yours… what you’re doing now, are you going to save people by standing up talking?
P: Is your nice personality, the way you live your life, what God says that you must do in order for men and women to be saved? [Continues]
AM #3: …you enjoying it, pal? [Aside]
AM #7: Yeah.
AM #3: I’ve been watching it from the beginning. Here come the police to look after him.
P: -preaching of the Gospel, the preaching of this message, is the power of God.
AM #2: You know you’re not preaching… you’re not opening the Bible once.
P: Well… [Continues]
AM #3: Can you not arrest him for heresy?
AM #7: Yeah.
AM #8: [Inaudible] Do you believe that science and Christianity can coexist?
P: We believe in good science, it’s that evolution and the Big Bang is bad science. Did evolution make a monkey out of you?
AM #8: So the two can’t coexist then? You don’t think that they can just [inaudible] each other and [inaudible] Christian?
P: See, science can’t exist without God. God gave us laws of logic, laws of astronomy, laws of thermodynamics – God set off these laws of science in motion. And when you reject God [inaudible] knowledge. See, because the Bible says the fear of God is the beginning of knowledge. See? So without God you can’t know anything!
AM #8: Do you believe that Christians… there are Christians who can believe in evolution and believe the Bible?
P: …God, and they need to read the Bible, because the Bible says… the Bible says that God created the world in six literal days and he created a man and a woman from dust. He didn’t create a man and a woman from a pond life [sic] that evolved over millions of years. That’s not what the Bible says. So these people there, the theistic evolutionists, are wrong, and they need to read the Bible.
AM #5: But how do you not know… how can you not know… you know the Bible, in Genesis it says it as a poem – if you read it in Hebrew, the creation of the world is a poem – that is not then actually seven whole days. That could be millions of years, so God could… the evolution process that we know of could actually be God’s way of actually making animals? We don’t know that. We won’t know if he existed… so if God could actually have planned evolution, and you know, planned that… [inaudible] …like this, like that, and therefore things evolved…
P: Let me stop you there, that’s a fair question: could God have used evolution to create mankind? Well here’s what the Bible says: the Bible says that death came into the world through one man’s sin. Adam’s. Before Adam sinned, there was no death. So things couldn’t have died out to progress. So there’s a contradiction. Either you believe God’s word, that God created us in six literal days, or you can believe [inaudible] who the Bible says the wisdom of this world is foolishness. See Richard Dawkins and Charles Darwin, according to God’s word, are fools. And the wisdom of this world is foolish.
AM #8: God has never mentioned Charles Darwin! God never mentioned it. He never mentioned him. What are you talking about? Is Charles Darwin in the Bible? [inaudible] That’s not true…
P: Well, I mean we know it’s true because that’s what the Bible says. And the Bible says that death came into the world through one man’s sin. The wages of sin is death. Sin is…
AM #9: Charles Darwin…
P: …before sin came into the world there wasn’t any death. So there couldn’t have been a process of evolution where things die out and progress. And people who teach that are in error, even if they’re you’re favourite preacher and if they’re nice people they’re in error. The Bible says that you can know the truth, and these things are written so that you may know them and have eternal life. How do you have eternal life? Through the blood of Jesus Christ. There’s no other way to peace with God. There’s no other way that your sins can be forgiven other than by the blood of Jesus Christ. Because the Bible says that without the shedding of blood there’s no forgiveness of sin. Your good personality, your good deeds can’t help you on the Day of Judgement.
AM #10: As a Christian…
P: Being baptised and going to church won’t help you on the Day of Judgement, because your good works [inaudible] If you have any problems with that, any questions about the Gospel message being preached today, I’d be very happy to answer all your questions.
AM #10: D’you not think that Christianity or any other religion is just a way of being, basically, scared of dying? D’you not think death is just a black, [inaudible] nothing? And that this has just been put on us, just ‘cause you’re scared?
P: No, I think that atheists are scared…
AM #10: No no no no no, I’m asking, d’you not think you are scared – you are scared?
P: I’m telling you what I think. I think that atheism is a crutch for people who are scared of Judgement Day, and they… they cling to the… the… the ridiculous lie of evolution in order to silence their conscience that tells them they are guilty before God, and that they know that they’re accountable because they’ve lied, stolen, looked at porn on the internet, when they’ve slept around, sinned outside of marriage. All sex outside of marriage of one man, one woman, is a sin against God. That’s what God says. Now that’s unpopular today. People in churches believe and tell us that homosexuality’s okay, they were just born that way – that’s a lie from the pit of Hell.
AM #10: Oh, really?
AM #10: Really?
AM #5: Oh don’t even start…
P: [Inaudible] They feel in their heart, they’re not born that way. They’re not helpless. Homosexuality is an abomination-
Unknown sources: Shut up! Disgusting!
P: -sin against God! And Jesus Christ said unless you repent, you will perish, so… [Continues]
AM #11: You don’t have a busker’s licence – I am on the town council, listen to me. I am on the town council, listen to me sir. Please… please sir listen to me, please sir… you do not have a busker’s licence. SIR! You are now [inaudible], you don’t have a busker’s licence, you are not welcome in this town, you are a bigot sir. I am on the town council and I think I’m very right in saying that we do not want bigotry in this town.
AM #3: Hurray to the town council! Hurrah!