Reason and Observation are Unnatural


HEY, dudes and dudettes.  I know you think basing your metaphysical beliefs on reason and observation is “healthy” and “cool,” but you gotta know, our ancestors didn’t do that!  On the African Savannah, or maybe caves I guess, we spent what, a million years, getting our facts from pattern association, superstition, arguments from authority and antiquity.  Well listen up, babies.

PALEO THOUGHT.  None of that unnatural processed scientific garbage polluting your brains, just what your body is designed for: metaphysical beliefs that would make your caveman ancestors proud.  It’s a common sense approach to mental fitness.  Get with the program and we’ll send you two coupons for the granola bar at Whole Foods, offer not valid in all locations, some conditions apply.

Namaste.

 

Comments

  1. chigau (ever-elliptical) says

    Our caveperson ancestors were well aware of and practiced cause and effect reasoning.
    You don’t figure out fire and flintknapping and ceramics and weaving and how to eat manioc without alot of experimentation.
    Metaphysics was invented after politics.

  2. Great American Satan says

    Oh yeah man! I watched 1 Million Years BC like, twice. What are your qualifications?

  3. Great American Satan says

    In earnestness tho i just looked up what manioc is and that’s amazing shit. Thx for the info.