Happy Hour Discurso

Today’s opining on the public discourse.

I just got off the phone with my best friend, who floored me with the news that he’s decided to vote for Obama. At this rate, I won’t have any staunch conservatives left in my life.

He’s not the only one who’s jumped ship and struck out for happier shores this week:

Author Christopher Buckley, the son of William F. Buckley, offered a hearty endorsement of the Democratic candidate today. Given that Christopher Buckley remains a columnist for the National Review, this was not at all expected.

What’s more, Buckley has known McCain personally for more than a quarter century, has defended him, and has even worked for him. But he’s seen enough to know that Candidate McCain hasn’t earned his support.

[McCain] said, famously, apropos the Republican debacle post-1994, “We came to Washington to change it, and Washington changed us.” This campaign has changed John McCain. It has made him inauthentic. A once-first class temperament has become irascible and snarly; his positions change, and lack coherence; he makes unrealistic promises, such as balancing the federal budget “by the end of my first term.” Who, really, believes that? Then there was the self-dramatizing and feckless suspension of his campaign over the financial crisis. His ninth-inning attack ads are mean-spirited and pointless. And finally, not to belabor it, there was the Palin nomination. What on earth can he have been thinking?

What’s more, Buckley seems to think highly of Obama, too, lauding this “first-class temperament” and a “first-class intellect.”

Obama has in him — I think, despite his sometimes airy-fairy “We are the people we have been waiting for” silly rhetoric — the potential to be a good, perhaps even great leader. He is, it seems clear enough, what the historical moment seems to be calling for.

Indeed, sir. Welcome aboard. We’ll keep you safe over here until the anti-intellectual, neo-theo-con, mouthbreathing fundamentalist lackwits have completely self-destructed, at which time you’ll be able to reconstruct a true conservative Republican party upon the old one’s smoldering foundations. While you’re over here, you’ll have plenty of company.

Conservatives, it seems, want nothing to do with McCain, and are starting to find Obama’s ideas and attitude attractive. McCain, in fact, is becoming so poisonous that even blood-red Republicons are fleeing his vicinity:

John McCain was in Minnesota yesterday, home to a very competitive U.S. Senate race. Given the attention that comes with a visit from a presidential candidate, one might assume that Sen. Norm Coleman (R) would want to travel alongside his Republican colleague.

But Coleman apparently concluded he was better off without McCain.

Coleman told reporters that he would not be appearing at a planned rally with McCain this afternoon. Could it be McCain’s sliding polling numbers in Minnesota? His attacks on Obama? Coleman said he needs the time to work on suspending his own negative ads.

“Today,” he said, “people need hope and a more positive campaign is a start.”

What an interesting response. If Coleman wanted to quietly snub McCain, he could have told reporters he had a scheduling conflict and just couldn’t make it to McCain’s event. Instead, Coleman made it clear he was deliberately snubbing McCain, siding with “hope” and “a more positive campaign.”

Hope… more positive politics… now, who does that remind me of? Oh, yeah: Obama.

And it could also have a wee little bit o’ something to do with the fact that the McCain/Palin team is truly unique in our nation’s history:

Now that Sarah Palin has been found to have abused her powers, violated state ethics, and lied about it, I did a little digging and found an interesting historical footnote.

The McCain/Palin ticket is the first in American history in which both candidates were found to have violated ethics standards before a national election.

McCain, of course, was admonished by Senate Ethics Committee “for exercising ‘poor judgment’ for intervening” with federal regulators on behalf of Charles Keating, as part of the infamous Keating Five scandal.

And now McCain’s running mate has also been found to have violated state ethics laws and abused the powers of her office, as part of the “Troopergate” scandal.

What a claim to fame. Here, I think, we begin to see why it is that the McCain/Palin nightmare dream team isn’t winning friends and influencing people among the “those capapable of basic cognition” set. It’s one thing for your record not to match your rhetoric. It’s another thing entirely for your record to point to your rhetoric and dissolve into hysterical laughter:

Just moments ago at a townhall rally in Davenport, IA, John McCain delivered this statement:

As a Senator, I’ve seen the corrupt ways of Washington and wasteful spending and other abuses of power, and its corruption. We now have former members of Congress residing in federal prison. That’s how bad it’s gotten. As President, I’m going to end these abuses whatever it takes.

Does he realize that every time he opens his mouth, he insults the intelligence of the American people? Oh, right. He surrounds himself with buffoons, neocon opportunists, lobbyists, and the last fragments of the Republicon base that have given up thinking entirely in favor of knee-jerk jingoism and hate. That might explain why he tells transparent lies and makes utterly unbelievable statements. Look at his sounding boards.

Of course, he and his campaign are working desperately to spin the conclusions of the Troopergate report so as to retain some infintesimal shred of credibility. How’s that going, there, Johnny?

Here’s a statement from the McCain-Palin camp on the report.

“Today’s report shows that the Governor acted within her proper and lawful au
thority in the reassignment of Walt Monegan,” said Palin spokeswoman Meg Stapelton. “The report also illustrates what we’ve known all along: this was a partisan led inquiry run by Obama supporters and the Palins were completely justified in their concern regarding Trooper Wooten given his violent and rogue behavior. Lacking evidence to support the original Monegan allegation, the Legislative Council seriously overreached, making a tortured argument to find fault without basis in law or fact. The Governor is looking forward to cooperating with the Personnel Board and continuing her conversation with the American people regarding the important issues facing the country.”

Noper. That pail, it holds no water. Just because the report concluded that Sarah Palin could legally fire Monegan for any reason whatever doesn’t mean she can get away with a buttload of ethics violations. If Wooten’s “violent and rougish” behavior had been all that violent or rougish, reasons would have been found to fire him after all that pressure. There were none. And you really can’t distract by the icky facts – i.e., Sarah Palin violated Alaska state ethics laws – by saying this was all Obama’s fault. Especially not when the many Republicons on the council voted to release it. I know plenty of Republicons have jumped for Obama’s ship, but they weren’t among them. So, credibility: epic fucking fail. My friend.

And please, please tell your running mate to learn how to read:

While Sarah Palin was boarding her campaign bus this morning, a reporter seeking comment on the new Troopergate report shouted out to her, “Governor, did you abuse your power?” She responded:

If you read the report, you’ll see that there’s nothing unlawful or unethical about replacing a cabinet member. You’ve got to read the report, sir.

As Jake Tapper notes, Palin is dodging the question and parsing her answer. “It’s true that there’s nothing ‘unlawful or unethical about replacing a cabinet member’ in principle,” he writes, “but the report is not as Gov. Palin is presenting it.” The report explicitly states that she did abuse her power and acted unethically:

For the reasons explained in section IV of this report, I find that Governor Sarah Palin abused her power by violating Alaska Statute 2952.110(a) of the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act.

Moreover, the report states that compliance with this Act “is not optional,” and that her conduct violated the Ethics Act.

Sarah Palin’s reading comprehension? Epic. Fucking. Fail.

I don’t even have to wonder why thinking conservatives like my friend are fleeing the Republicon ticket as if it were a firehose loaded with Ebola. Every time the McCain/Palin dog and pony show rolls into the national spotlight, the reasons are made manifestly clear. One thing impresses me about this ticket, however: I never thought it possible that the Republicons could nominate people who make Bush look like a pointy-headed intellectual and Cheney seem a Scout leader.

I stand in awe.

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Sarah Palin's Fuckwittery Knows No Bounds

I know, I know. I’m not telling you anything new. But there’s fuckwittery, and then there’s scummy fuckwittery, and then there’s this kind of fuckwittery:

The Alaska governor told Ingraham’s listeners that if those questions were being answered, voters would find Obama “out of the mainstream,” adding that the Illinois senator would diminish “the prestige of the United States presidency.”

Sarah? Do you really want to talk about “diminish[ing] the prestige of the United States presidency”? I mean, do you really want to bring this up? Cuz we could go there, but I don’t think you’d like the view.

Just sayin’.

(Tip o’ the shot glass to Jackbauer8393 at Daily Kos)

Sarah Palin's Fuckwittery Knows No Bounds

Protect Your Vote from Republicon Marauders

Ah, ’tis Election Season. That hue and cry I hear must be the Republicons in full-throated panic over the potential of scary poor people, minorities and dirty liberals actually getting to vote. They know their “ideas” are noxious to the vast majority of thinking people. How else can they win but by trying to ensure that such undesirables aren’t allowed to cast a vote?

They do this every election year. As sure as it rains in Seattle in winter, the Republicons start screaming “Voter fraud!” when election time rolls round. Never mind they can never prove large-scale fraud. Never mind they’re the ones who gerrymander, voter cage, and intimidate people into not getting their vote counted. They either a) need to steal elections by dirty tricks or b) need to cast doubt on the results if they lose. So they go looking for windmills to tilt at.

They’re outdoing themselves this year. From voter-roll purges to flyers in poor neighborhoods threatening arrest on Election Day to using foreclosure lists to knock off voters, not to mention a billion other tactics they’ve tried over the last few months, they’re trying every method they can think of to stop all those impassioned Dems from casting their vote. Now they’re in full freak-out mode over ACORN, a nefarious group that not only registers a lot of poor people to vote, but actually flags suspicious registration forms so that the proper authorities can act accordingly and prevent fraudulent registrations. Oh, the horror!

(Ahem. Correct me if I’m wrong, here, but if you were planning to massively register a lot of fictitious people in hopes of stealing an election, would you actually tip the authorities that some of the registration forms you’ve collected and are now required by law to send in might be fraudulent? I didn’t think so. But the Republicons are so far around the bend that they think concientious attempts to ensure that only legitimate folks get registered are a sign of massive fraud.)

So, given all these shennanigans, how are you to protect your vote? Simplicity itself, my darlings.

1. Verifiy you’re registered. Do it. Do it NOW.

2. Give yourself plenty of time at the polls in case of problems, or vote absentee.

3. But IF you vote absentee, make sure additional hoops don’t have to be jumped through to get that vote counted. Check your state’s laws.

4. Carry this number with you: 1-866-OUR VOTE . The good folks at The Election Protection Commission have your back if problems crop up.

5. Prepare to sue the shit out of the Rethugs and their pals if they purged you illegally. It’ll be fun.

Don’t let these cons steal your vote from you. You have the right to vote. Exercise it with glee.

Protect Your Vote from Republicon Marauders

I-1000 Has My Vote

I’ve never understood why we treat our pets better than people.

I grew up with a black cat named Stinker Annie. She was my boon companion and my protector. When I was a baby, she watched over me like I was her own: my mother tells me that every time I cried, she’d run to get my mom, and then run back to me and meow a message that help was on the way. Once, believing Mom was hurting rather than helping me, she jumped on Mom’s back with claws out, attempting to save me. She was there for every moment of my life, one of my best friends.

She developed stomach cancer when I was eight or ten. We knew something was wrong when she started sneezing blood. We took her to the vet, who diagnosed the cancer and informed us there was nothing we could do. There wasn’t any kitty chemo in those days. We were going to lose her. Did we want to euthanize?

No. Not yet. She wasn’t yet in obvious pain. She still ran and played and cuddled. We took her home, and spoiled her rotten, and kept a sharp eye out for signs of distress. She lived on for nearly a year before she started showing signs of discomfort, and the cancer may have spread to her brain, because she started having “senior moments.” She couldn’t take care of herself anymore. She didn’t seem to be enjoying life. So we packed her into the car and headed off to the shelter to have the deed done. We cried, and she cried, and it was one of the most horrible things we’ve ever had to do. Mom wouldn’t let me be there at the end, but she was. Stinker Annie ended her life with the people who had loved her best, before the pain got too much to bear.

Years later, I watched another cat die in screaming agony because its owner couldn’t accept the inevitable. Months of suffering, followed by a horrific night where the poor thing never stopped howling until its final breath.

I bring up this study in contrasts because humans have no choice. Legally, we are required to force our loved ones to stick it out until the bitter end, no matter that the quality of life is nonexistent, no matter that pain medication is worthless when the pain exceeds the capacity of all but lethal doses to ease.

I’ve always been horrified by the fact that we can’t legally end human life when it’s become intolerable, but we’d consider it abuse not to euthanize a pet in the same situation.

After my grandmother died of a combination of Alzheimer’s and breast cancer, my mom called me. “Promise me you’ll shoot me if this happens to me,” she begged. “Don’t let me die like this.” I don’t know that I’d shoot her, but there are “accidents” that could happen. In the stress of taking care of an Alzheimer’s patient, I might measure a dose of medication wrong. I might forget to secure a dangerous drug, and she in her dementia might overdose herself. I’ll find a way to keep the spirit if not the letter of the promise I made her: that I’ll let her end her life on a high note, before things get really awful. When there’s no hope of a cure, when there’s no possibility of dying in anything but pain and humiliation, mind destroyed, there’s no greater act of love than to let things end gracefully before it comes to that nasty pass.

I’ll treat her with the same love and respect with which we’ve treated our pets, and I know she’ll do the same for me, whether or not it’s legal. We both believe that life is far more than just breathing. It’s quality, not quantity, that matters.

If I’m lucky, and Washington State voters wise, that choice for us will be legal.

If Initiative 1000 is approved, a doctor can do what vets do every day: let a decision be made, and if that decision is to end the suffering, then provide the means to do so. The religion-blind, of course, won’t see what a blessing that choice is. They won’t understand the relief people like my mom and I would feel at knowing we won’t have to break the law, strike out on our own, to ensure that our loved one’s death is as easy and painless as possible. My mom and I can live a little easier if we know that we can choose to die with our minds still intact. The diagnosis won’t bring as much fear if we know we have the choice to end life before the disease gets really bad, and that we won’t be committing a crime by opting for euthanasia. Knowing this, we’ll be able to squeeze every drop of good life out of us before going in to that good night.

Life is precious. My mother and I know that. We also know that life is a lot more than breathing and a beating heart. Life is too precious to waste its last hours on pain and fear and insensibility.

If you love life, if you value life, as something more than a technicality, vote Yes on Initiative 1000. Allow people the same dignity and respect we show for pets. Allow them a choice.

(Tip o’ the shot glass to Dan Savage by way of Pharyngula.)

I-1000 Has My Vote

Happy Hour Discurso

Today’s opining on the public discourse.

I see commiserations congratulations are in order. Gays in Connecticut now have the right to throw their lives away get married:

As of this morning, the number of states allowing adults to get married, regardless of sexual orientation, went up by one.

The [Connecticut] Supreme Court’s 4-3 decision Friday that same-sex couples have the right to marry swept through the state with the force of a cultural tidal wave.

While lead plaintiff Beth Kerrigan and her partner — soon to be wife — embraced and sobbed after learning of the ruling, opponents vowed to pursue a long and complicated route to change the constitution to ban gay marriage.

The Supreme Court released its historic ruling at 11:30 a.m. Citing the equal protection clause of the state constitution, the justices ruled that civil unions were discriminatory and that the state’s “understanding of marriage must yield to a more contemporary appreciation of the rights entitled to constitutional protection.”

Seriously, congratulations. As much as I despise weddings, I hope that someday soon, I get to watch all of my friends – gay and straight alike – tie the knot. Those as wants to, anyway. Some, like me, will prefer the gloriously single life for a few decades more, thanks so very much. There’s no reason on earth (and I mean reasonable reason, not bullshit religious reasons) why all of us shouldn’t be able to follow our hearts.

Let no howling right-wing mob get in our way.

Speaking of howling right-wing mobs, looks like McCain and Palin have unleashed a juggernaut they’re incapable of controlling:

In the latest example of Republican rage, a woman screamed “traitor!” in reference to Barack Obama, during one of John McCain’s tirades about his Democratic opponent. McCain looked in the woman’s direction, said nothing, and continued on with his speech. It came a half-day after another Republican yelled “bomb Obama!” during a debate for Senate candidates in Georgia, and it’s obviously part of a pattern.

This, unlike Reaganomics, is definitely trickling down. When the same rabid rioters start to infest down-ticket rallies, you know you’ve unleashed far more hate than is healthy for the body politic.

An avalanche of criticism from both right and left has rightfully ensued. The McCain campaign’s response? Predictably fucking ridiculous:

Sam Stein reports that the McCain campaign has come up with a defense for the Republican ticket’s efforts to create an angry mob.

“Barack Obama’s attacks on Americans who support John McCain reveal far more about him than they do about John McCain. It is clear that Barack Obama just doesn’t understand regular people and the issues they care about. He dismisses hardworking middle class Americans as clinging to guns and religion, while at the same time attacking average Americans at McCain rallies who are angry at Washington, Wall Street and the status quo,” reads a statement from spokesman Brian Rogers.

Got that? McCain/Palin supporters have thrown around words like “treason” and “terrorist,” while others have literally called for violence, and if Obama points this out, he’s launching “attacks on Americans.”

Right after that supreme idiocy, though, McCain seemed to wake up to the fact that if crazed wingnuts started rampaging through America murdering liberals, minorities, and presidential candidates, he would shoulder the blame. That, or he looked at his poll numbers and realized it’s merely frothing insane rabid right fuckwits who cheer this stuff, while the independents and moderates stampede away from it in droves. Whatever changed his mind, he decided to start doing the responsible thing and dialing down the rhetoric. The base was not impressed:

John McCain was booed by his own supporters during a rally on Friday after he described Barack Obama as a “decent person and a person that you do not have to be scared of as president of the United States.”

McCain was responding to a town hall attendee who claimed he was concerned about raising a child under a president who “cohorts with domestic terrorists such as [Bill] Ayers.” Despite the fact that McCain and his campaign have repeatedly used Ayers to hammer Obama in recent days, the Arizona Senator tried to calm the man.

“[Senator Obama] is a decent person and a person that you do not have to be scared about as President of the United States,” he said, before adding: “If I didn’t think I would be one heck of a better president I wouldn’t be running.”

The crowd groaned with disapproval.

Later, McCain was again pressed about Obama’s “other-ness” and again he refused to play ball. “I don’t trust Obama,” a woman said. “I have read about him. He’s an Arab.”

“No, ma’am,” McCain said several times, shaking his head in disagreement. “He’s a decent, family man, [a] citizen that I just happen to have disagreements with on fundamental issues and that’s what this campaign is all about.”

At another point, McCain declared, “If you want a fight, we will fight. But we will be respectful. I admire Sen. Obama and his accomplishments.” Supporters booed then also.

Johnny, when you’ve let the monster out of the cage, it’s damned hard to lock it up again. Good fucking luck with that. Just remember: you brought it on yourself. It’s the good people in this country who now have to deal with the hate you’ve unleashed.

And lest the rest o’ ye get any misty-eyed ideas that McCain’s finally come to his senses, repented of his hatemongering ways, and will now run the respectful campaign he promised: wake the fuck up. Two words: political expediency. Don’t get suckered.

McCain’s despicable campaign tactics are the most obvious symptom o
f the disease in this country. The paranoia and police state has gotten so bad that even nuns are now painted as terrorists:

Sisters Carol Gilbert and Ardeth Platte have been “secretly branded by Maryland State Police as terrorists and placed on a national watch list” due to their participation in anti-war protest activities. They were added to the list after Maryland state police spied on them:

“This term terrorist is a really serious accusation,” Sister Ardeth, a nun for 54 years, told The Washington Times on Thursday in the first interview that the women have given since being informed they were among 53 people added to a terrorist watch list in conjunction with an extensive Maryland surveillance effort of antiwar activists.

You know that religion doesn’t get any special dispensation from me, but for fuck’s sake. A couple of white-haired elderly nuns peacefully protesting war are now considered terrorists? What the fuck is wrong with this country?

Oh, yeah. The rabid right got their insane little hands on power.

But a sea change could be coming. There’s only so much crazy a nation can take, and there are signs that America might be getting a mite fed up with the insanity. The most recent sign: despite GOP efforts to shut the probe down, the Troopergate investigation marched on, and the Alaska legislative panel reviewing it voted 12-0 to release the resulting report late this afternoon. Sarah Palin is going down:

Lo and behold, Palin was found to have abused the powers of her office and, despite her claims otherwise, fired the state public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, in because he refused to fire the governor’s ex-brother-in-law.

Gov. Sarah Palin abused the powers of her office by pressuring subordinates to get her former brother-in-law, a state trooper, fired, a investigation by the Alaska Legislature has concluded.

A report on the bipartisan inquiry that was released Friday by lawmakers in Anchorage, concluded, however, that she was within her right to dismiss her public safety commissioner, Walt Monegan, the trooper’s boss.

The public portion of the report concluded that Ms. Palin violated the Alaska Executive Branch Ethics Act by allowing pressure to be exerted to get Trooper Michael Wooten, her former brother-in-law, dismissed.

In the 263 pages that were released, the independent investigator, Stephen E. Branchflower, a former Anchorage prosecutor, said that Ms. Palin wrongfully allowed her husband, Todd, to use state resources as part of the effort to have Trooper Wooten dismissed.

The report says she knowingly “permitted Todd Palin to use the governor’s office and the resources of the governor’s office, including access to state employees, to continue to contact subordinate state employees in an effort to find some way to get Trooper Wooten fired.”

Further, it says, she “knowingly permitted a situation to continue where impermissible pressure was placed on several subordinates in order to advance a personal agenda.”

It really doesn’t matter that the report states that firing Monegan was within her constitutional right as governor. Not with this flood of ethics violations. This is the icing on a very rancid cake. Sarah Palin is manifestly unfit to serve in public office, and the McCain campaign will suffer for having chosen her as their #2. They’ll really suffer for that stupid stunt of pre-emptively releasing their own foolish report exonerating her in the face of this.

Most of us are still sane. We’re not going to accept another four years of lawless, selfish, religious nutcases in the White House.

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Friday Favorite Garden

One of the most exciting things about moving to Seattle was the Japanese Garden at the Washington Arboretum.

I used to have a fascination for English gardens. There was a great one surrounding a house in Prescott that I used to drive by on my way home. There’s just something about those that make you want to put on your best English summer suit and sit at a table sipping tea and nibbling scones: staid, and relaxing, and full of flowers. I loved that garden. I wanted one.

This was before I fell hard for Japan. When I saw my first picture of a Japanese garden, all thoughts of English gardens got defenestrated.

Problem is, it’s a lot easier to find an English garden than a Japanese one in Arizona.

Japanese gardens suit every one of my personality quirks. They have a delightfully deceptive simplicity. They say a lot with very little. They contain a lot of hidden places, sidetrack you with mysteries, and invite you to step off the beaten path and just enjoy the moment you’re in. They accomplish with rocks and plants what a great writer accomplishes with well-placed words and themes.

If you get a chance, you might want to wander among the pine trees pruned to evoke clouds, or take a side-trip down a trail that symbolizes a mountainside.

Linger under a wisteria-draped bower and gaze out over the mirror-smooth pond, or sit on the old wooden bridge watching carp laze about beneath you.

At the end of your journey, put off your shoes and settle in for a tea ceremony. It’s more than just a cuppa, you know: this is art.

This is the place I feel the most restored. What’s yours?

Friday Favorite Garden

Bush Lied, Abused Surveillance Powers. In Other News, the Sun Rose this Morning

Anyone surprised by this has bounced their reality check:

In the most unsurprising revelation imaginable, two former Army Reserve Arab linguists for the National Security Agency have said that they routinely eavesdropped on — “and recorded and transcribed” — the private telephone calls of American citizens who had absolutely nothing to do with terrorism. The two former NSA employees, who came forward as part of journalist James Bamford’s forthcoming book on the NSA, intercepted calls as part of the so-called “Terrorist Surveillance Program,” whereby George Bush ordered the NSA in 2001 to eavesdrop on Americans’ calls in secret, without first obtaining judicial approval as required by the law (FISA). That illegal eavesdropping continued for at least six years — through 2007.

The two NSA whistleblowers, Adrienne Kinne and David Murfee Faulk, were interviewed by ABC News’ Brian Ross. Kinne said that “US military officers, American journalists and American aid workers were routinely intercepted and ‘collected on’ as they called their offices or homes in the United States.” He also said his co-workers “were ordered to transcribe these calls.” Faulk told Ross: ”when one of my co-workers went to a supervisor and said: ’but sir, there are personal calls,’ the supervisor said: ‘my orders were to transcribe everything’.” He said that the intercepted calls included highly personal and intimate conversations and even phone sex.

Because eavesdropping on pillow talk is ever so important to our vaunted national security.

This is what comes of those “trust us” arguments put forth by the government, especially Bush’s regime. Grant government power without meaningful constraints, and you get the NSA transcribing every sigh and naughty word of an officer’s call to his Stateside wife. And what do they do with this critical intelligence? What would you do if you were an NSA employee, ostensibly on the hunt for terrorists but forced to listen to nothing but bread-and-butter American conversations all day?

[Former Navy Arab linguist David Murfee] Faulk says he and others in his section of the NSA facility at Fort Gordon routinely shared salacious or tantalizing phone calls that had been intercepted, alerting office mates to certain time codes of “cuts” that were available on each operator’s computer.

“Hey, check this out,” Faulk says he would be told, “there’s good phone sex or there’s some pillow talk, pull up this call, it’s really funny, go check it out. It would be some colonel making pillow talk and we would say, ‘Wow, this was crazy’,” Faulk told ABC News. […]

That’s right. This is why we had to grant Bush sweeping powers to eavesdrop on Americans: so bored bureaucrats could waste their time passing around sweet nothings they had no business listening to in the first place.

But remember: if you’re not guilty of anything, you have no reason to fear Big Brother might be listening. Wasn’t that one of the assurances we got when they were cramming this program down America’s throat? Isn’t that always the lie?

But maybe, you think, it’s worth risking a few abuses in the interests of America’s safety. After all, a program thorough enough to catch journalists, humanitarian workers, and military brass in flagrante delicto has to be catching all the bad guys.

If that’s your thinking, you’d best think again:

These abuses aren’t merely grotesque invasions of privacy and civil liberties, though they obviously are that. Independently, surveillance abuses undermine genuine counter-terrorism efforts and national security interests in the extreme. If NSA agents are listening in on the calls of innocent Americans, including journalists and aid workers — including their intimate calls and even their “phone sex,” as Faulk said — then that means they’re not listening in on actual terrorist suspects. That’s why, as Rep. Rush Holt among many others have long argued, allowing oversight-less eavesdropping not only guarantees civil liberties abuses but also destroys genuine counter-terrorism efforts.

That’s right. While NSA agents are busy passing around titilating bits, they’re missing the actual terrorists plotting actual attacks. Do you feel safer now?

This is nothing but political, my darlings. There’s no other reason for targeting – yes, targeting – journalists, aid workers and military officers. How much would you like to bet that if a thorough investigation is done, we’ll discover that these transcripts were used to squelch stories that might have proved embarrassing to the government? I’ll bet you my damned life savings there are blackmail files lurking around in the bowels of the NSA, just waiting for that moment when pressure would have to be applied. What’s amusing to transcriptionists is gold to rulers in need of leverage. Johnny Journalist is about to break a story that would put the government in a bad light? Pull out his file. Ask him if he wants his wife to know what he’s been saying to his mistress.

You know they’d use it. No government is innocent, and this one won’t even hesitate an instant before they do the immoral thing. Decency seldom wins out over political expediency. This government has no clue what decency is.

Do you want to see what America has become?


Black, on this map, denotes countries that are “endemic surveillance societies.” We now share that distinction with places like Russia and China. You know, the very places we like to howl self-righteously at for their atrocious human rights and freedoms records.

We are all going to have to work hard to force our representatives to roll back the abuses of this regime. We let this go too far. It’s time to realize just how much freedom we’ve given uselessly away because we let a bunch of power-mad assclowns frighten us into submission. It’s time to get a grip on our fear and put the checks and balances back in place.

Otherwise, China may start to look like a bastion of freedom compared to the United States.

(Tip o’ the shot glass to Steve Benen, whose closing paragraph says it all: “Imagine that. Hand over excessive and largely unchecked surveillance powers to the Bush administration, and gross abuses become commonplace. Who could have guessed?” Who indeed.)

Bush Lied, Abused Surveillance Powers. In Other News, the Sun Rose this Morning

Ready on Day One? Oh, Puh-leeze

If we were to select a president on preparedness alone, there would be no contest:

So, how are the transition teams doing? Sam Stein has a fascinating report, which tells us quite a bit about how the two candidates’ operations approach their responsibilities.

…Sen. Barack Obama has organized an elaborate well-staffed network to prepare for his possible ascension to the White House, while Sen. John McCain has all but put off such work until after the election.

The Democratic nominee has enlisted the assistance of dozens of individuals — divided into working groups for particular federal agencies — to produce policy agendas and lists of recommended appointees. As evidence of their advanced preparations, officials provided a copy of the strict ethics guidelines that individuals working on the transition effort are required to sign.

John McCain, by contrast, has done little. Campaign spokespersons did not respond to requests for elaboration. But one official with direct knowledge, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, expressed concern with McCain’s approach. The Arizona Senator has instructed his team
to not spend time on the transition effort, according to the source, both out of a desire to have complete focus on winning the election as well as a superstitious belief that the campaign shouldn’t put the cart before the horse.


Look, I realize it may sound premature to work on a transition before an election, but this is pretty important work. Presidents need staffs who can take over a massive executive and complicated branch bureaucracy on Day One. Failing to take this seriously now may make the nation vulnerable come January.

The Obama campaign seems to be a model of discipline and organization: “Obama’s transition effort has been organized into roughly a dozen teams of six to eight people to plot out the approach for each agency, according to a Democratic official. The ethics code governing the process prohibits staff from working on subjects that could be deemed a financial conflict of interests, either to that member or that member’s family.”

The McCain campaign has no ethics policy in place for the transition, and the head of the team has reportedly held a few conference calls.

One approach is deeply irresponsible. The other approach is Obama’s.


I just want to ask two small questions here: if McCain isn’t taking his chance at the presidency seriously, why should we? Why the fuck would we want to elect a man who displays this extreme lack of interest in his responsibilities?

When your drive to win and your craven superstition keep you from ensuring you’re prepared to step into the Big Man’s shoes, I think that states quite clearly that you’re not cut out to lead this country.

Ready on Day One? Oh, Puh-leeze

Happy Hour Discurso

Today’s opining on the public discourse.

The McCain campaign’s habit of telling easily-debunked lies is getting extreme:

Last night on Fox News, host Sean Hannity interviewed Sen. John McCain (R-AZ) and Gov. Sarah Palin (R-AK) and asked McCain what Palin’s role would be in his administration. McCain said Palin would be useful on energy issues — presumably because, as he has said before, “she knows more about energy than probably anyone else” in the U.S. As evidence, McCain claimed that Palin “was responsible for…a pipeline, the $40 billion pipeline bringing natural gas from Alaska down to the lower 48.”

[snip]

In fact, there is no $40 billion dollar pipeline from Alaska bringing natural gas to the lower 48 states. As the New York Times explained last month, “the pipeline exists only on paper” —

The first section has yet to be laid, federal approvals are years away and the pipeline will not be completed for at least a decade. In fact, although it is the centerpiece of Ms. Palin’s relatively brief record as governor, the pipeline might never be built, and under a worst-case scenario, the state could lose up to $500 million it committed to defray regulatory and other costs.


Palin initiated the project by giving $500 million in Alaska state funds to TransCanada Corp. for the pipeline. However, the Canadian energy company “is not obligated to build it” and has
made no promises to do so.


I really hate to tell them this, because they seem to be having so much fun with their blatant lies, but the key to a successful lie is to tell one that’s difficult to disprove. Lies that a five-year old with an Internet connection can debunk don’t fit that criteria. Repeating lies that have been debunked hundreds of times is also ill-advised. And there’s going to come a time when the American electorate gets thoroughly sick of being treated as outrageously stupid.

But the campaign just keeps on lying:

One of the things that has annoyed me during this campaign is how easy it has been for candidates to simply make things up about one another’s records, even when they are talking about topics that are relatively easy to check. Last spring, people kept saying that Obama had no real accomplishments in the Senate, even though that was not true. More recently, McCain has said that Obama has not reached across the aisle to work with Republicans. That’s not true either: he has worked with Dick Lugar on securing Russian loose nukes and small arms, and on avian flu, with Tom Coburn on ethics reform and openness in government, and so on.

The latest charge is this:

“Sen. Obama has never taken on his leaders of his party on a single issue.”

Oh, really?

“Part of the Senate’s ethics reform bill deals with earmarks — lawmakers’ often abused practice of inserting items in legislation to direct funds to special interests (a la Duke Cunningham). According to current rules, lawmakers can attach earmarks anonymously, a state of affairs inviting abuse. Reform efforts have sought to change that. Republicans and good government types have criticized Reid’s version of earmark reform legislation, which is weaker than the version passed by House Democrats, saying that it doesn’t go near far enough in terms of disclosure. Sen. Jim DeMint (R-SC) offered an amendment today that mirrored the tougher legislation passed by House Democrats.

According to Craig Holman of Public Citizen, Reid’s version, if it had been applied to earmarks as part of legislation passed last year, would have disclosed the sponsor of only approximately 500 earmarks. DeMint’s amendment would have forced sponsors to be known of roughly 12,000. (…)

But Democrats sought to block DeMint’s amendment, with an effort led by Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL). They failed, due mostly to nine Democrats, including Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) and freshmen Sens. Jon Tester (D-MT) and Jim Webb (D-VA), who crossed the aisle to vote with the Republicans, along with Sen. Joe Lieberman (I-CT).”


And guess what? It worked.


So much for that lie. So how about the whole “McCain isn’t going to bring up Ayers” schtick from yesterday? What a shock – that was a lie:

It’s official: John McCain has now fully embraced the assault on Obama’s association with William Ayers — and he’s evoking Hillary to do it.

From a McCain-voter exchange at a town hall meeting today, as reported by The Politico…

“We’re all a product of our association. Is there not a way to get around this media and line up the people that he has hung with?” the man asked.

Mc
Cain responded:

“Well, sir, with your help and the people in this room, we will find out. Just as Senator Clinton said in the primary that we should find out about this association.

“Look, we don’t care about an old washed-up terrorist and his wife, who still, at least on Sept. 11, 2001, said he still wanted to bomb more. That’s not the point here. The point is Senator Obama said he was just a guy in the neighborhood. We know that’s just not true. We need to know the full extent of the relationship because of whether Senator Obama is telling the truth to the American people or not. That’s the question.”

Looks like Ayers isn’t off the table after all: The rub here is that it was basically McCain who brought up Ayers, and he was very clearly primed to say what he said, since the attack dovetails perfectly with the campaign’s talking points.


And bringing Hillary into it? What a shock, they’re misrepresenting her comments:

McCain, incidentally, appears to be misrepresenting what Hillary said about Ayers during the primary in order to legitimize his smear. McCain said today that Hillary had asserted that Ayers “should” come up.

While Hillary did point to Ayers as something Obama might have to deal with in a general election, to the best of our knowledge, Hillary only said that Republicans would bring it up, and lamented that fact.


Is there a single fucking word these people say that isn’t a lie?

No?

I didn’t think so.

Happy Hour Discurso

Nice Try, Bill-O, but You're No Proof of God

Quite the opposite, in fact.

Bill writes:

Next time you meet an atheist, tell him or her that you know a bold, fresh guy, a barbarian who was raised in a working-class home and retains the lessons he learned there.

Then mention to that atheist that this guy is now watched and listened to, on a daily basis, by millions of people all over the world and, to boot, sells millions of books.

Then, while the non-believer is digesting all that, ask him or her if they still don’t believe there’s a God!

I still don’t believe there’s a God, Bill. In fact, I just found my God Belief Quotient sinking further into the negative numbers with that statement of yours.

What I do believe is that you’re one of the most deluded, narcissistic, self-aggrandizing, fucked-up megalosers of all time. The only reason you “succeeded” in life is because an appreciable fraction of America consists of fucked-up megalosers with an inferiority complex who are looking for a Fucked-up Megaloser Messiah to tell them that their rampant stupidity, apalling ignorance, and stunted religion are signs that they’re actually somebodies rather than nobodies. You got put on the air because you’re not afraid to strut your ignorance and bigotry in public, and advertisers know your listeners are guillable enough to buy anything, including your books.

I don’t believe in God because there are excellent, rational reasons for not doing so. I’m happy I don’t believe in God because of fuckwits like you. I feel sorry for those friends of mine who believe in God, because their belief is tainted by your megaloserocity.

You’re the anti-proof of God, Bill. I’m glad that evolution isn’t a conscious process, because it would be tragic to think that it intentionally created someone as ridiculous as you.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go bleach my brain.

Nice Try, Bill-O, but You're No Proof of God