Obama Needs More than One Dog

He’s going to need an entire fucking army of rat terriers to deal with this:

The Bush administration will leave us with another legacy: unqualified Republican ideologues receiving appointments in various institutions, including scientific organizations, as their ship of state sinks. The rats are scuttling overboard, and are being rewarded with captaincies on any available vessel. An article in the Washington post discusses the trend.

PZ hammers on specific examples while Steve Benen, after linking to PZ (two of my favorite bloggers in one place! Yowsa!), highlights the statement of a man in dire need of a Smack-o-Matic:

He’s referring to this.

The president of the nation’s largest general science organization yesterday sharply criticized recent cases of Bush administration political appointees gaining permanent federal jobs with responsibility for making or administering scientific policies, saying the result would be “to leave wreckage behind.”

“It’s ludicrous to have people who do not have a scientific background, who are not trained and skilled in the ways of science, make decisions that involve resources, that involve facilities in the scientific infrastructure,” said James McCarthy, a Harvard University oceanographer who is president of the American Association for the Advancement of Science. “You’d just like to think people have more respect for the institution of government than to leave wreckage behind with these appointments.”

Well, yes, one would like to think that. But we’re talking about the Bush gang here.

Alas, we are. Which means that not only are the rats burrowing, they’re of the extremely incompetent variety. The only thing they’re good at, in fact, is looking after themselves.

So. Does anybody know of a hypoallergenic breed of rat terrier that could go after the burrowing Bush rats and drag them out? And if so, can you secure us about a dozen to start with?

Obama Needs More than One Dog
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BJU Sez: "Sorry We Were Racists – Culture Made Us Do It!"

My bullshit detector is in overdrive, and the Smack-o-Matic is screaming for action (h/t):

Bob Jones University is apologizing for racist policies that included a one-time ban on interracial dating and its unwillingness to admit black students until 1971.

In a statement posted Thursday on its Web site, the fundamentalist Christian school founded in 1927 in northwestern South Carolina says its rules on race were shaped by culture instead of the Bible. […]

“BJU’s history has been chiefly characterized by striving to achieve those goals; but like any human institution, we have failures as well. For almost two centuries American Christianity, including BJU in its early stages, was characterized by the segregationist ethos of American culture. Consequently, for far too long, we allowed institutional policies regarding race to be shaped more directly by that ethos than by the principles and precepts of the Scriptures. We conformed to the culture rather than provide a clear Christian counterpoint to it.

“In so doing, we failed to accurately represent the Lord and to fulfill the commandment to love others as ourselves. For these failures we are profoundly sorry. Though no known antagonism toward minorities or expressions of racism on a personal level have ever been tolerated on our campus, we allowed institutional policies to remain in place that were racially hurtful.”

Utter. Fucking. Bullshit.

There was no “clear Christian counterpoint” to the slavery/segregation culture. Christianity and slavery were bestest buddies:

…[A]s the abolition movement took shape across the globe, groups who advocated slavery’s abolition attempted to harness Christian teachings in support of their positions. However, they were forced to refer to the ‘spirit of Christianity’ rather than quote the Bible. On the other hand, those opposed to abolition and equal rights were able to and did quote numerous Biblical passages that directly supported the practice of Slavery.

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“Slaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh.” (1 Peter 2:18)

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“Slaves, obey your earthly masters in everything; and do it, not only when their eye is on you and to win their favor, but with sincerity of heart and reverence for the Lord. Whatever you do, work at it with all your heart, as working for the Lord, not for men, since you know that you will receive an inheritance from the Lord as a reward. It is the Lord Christ you are serving. Anyone who does wrong will be repaid for his wrong, and there is no favoritism.” (Colossians 3:22-25)

So don’t give me that bullshit about “culture made me do it” when your own fucking Bible was happy to condone slavery, and you tell me you’re trying to live by Biblical principles. And you can’t weasel out with that “new covenant” crap because this shit’s in the New fucking Testament.

Then you want to sell me the line of snake oil about how, while you institutionalized racism, it’s okay because you don’t know of any instances of racial antagonism on a personal level? That’s worse, you fuckwits. Individuals can be educated, their dumbfuckery can be put down to personal failings, and the institution can work to prevent ugly, violent acts from recurring. But when you institutionalize segregation, when you officially sanction racism, you’ve just officially made a whole group of people less than human for the color of their skin. Do you think it really matters how nice individuals are to people of color when the institution itself is telling them they’re subhuman? Are you fucking kidding me?

And then, and then, let’s look at the calendar. It’s 2008. The Civil Rights Movement happened in the Sixties. You’re just now getting around to apologizing for your official racism?

I can’t speak for people of color. But I can tell you that, as a human being, this is insulting. It’s nice that BJU wants to make nice, but they could’ve done it without whining that culture made them do it, they could have done it without trumpeting their supposed personal successes while downplaying their institutional failings, and they could have done it a lot fucking sooner.

Apologizing: Ur doin it rong.

BJU Sez: "Sorry We Were Racists – Culture Made Us Do It!"

Happy Hour Discurso

Today’s opining on the public discourse.

If Henry Paulson says the sky isn’t falling, duck for cover:

As the Wonk Room has documented, Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson has repeatedly called the the banking system “safe and sound,” only to see those statements followed by the collapse of the banking system. Now, Paulson has added one more instance to the list.

In an appearance on NPR last week, Paulson announced that, due to the effects of the $700 billion Troubled Assets Relief Program (TARP), the banking system “has been stabilized“:

I believe the banking system has been stabilized. No one is asking themselves anymore, is there some major institution that might fail and that we would not be able to do anything about it.

As the LA Times noted, “So, after Bear Stearns, IndyMac Bank, Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac, Lehman Bros., Washington Mutual and American International Group — no more major surprises. Write it down, folks.”

Paulson must be stunned, then, to see the news that the major bank Citigroup is not stable at all. As the New York Times reported, Citigroup’s “precipitous stock-market plunge accelerated on Thursday, sending shock waves through the financial world.” In the last four days, Citigroup has lost half of its value.

This genius is the man in charge of our spiffy bailout program, TARP. We’ll need a tarp to try to protect things from the mess he’s making. He’s definitely a prime exemplar of the qualities of the Bush cabinet. Apparently, applicants had to check off a box affirming, “I am a spectacular dumbass who doesn’t have a clue how to do this job or have the slightest idea how things work in reality.”

No wonder, then, that some are calling for Bush to call it quits early and let the grownups take charge:

The New York Times’ Gail Collins has a good idea in her column this morning: maybe Bush could do us a favor and just wrap things up now.

Thanksgiving is next week, and President Bush could make it a really special holiday by resigning.

Seriously. We have an economy that’s crashing and a vacuum at the top. Bush — who is currently on a trip to Peru to meet with Asian leaders who no longer care what he thinks — hasn’t got the clout, or possibly even the energy, to do anything useful. His most recent contribution to resolving the fiscal crisis was lecturing representatives of the world’s most important economies on the glories of free-market capitalism.

Putting Barack Obama in charge immediately isn’t impossible. Dick Cheney, obviously, would have to quit as well as Bush. In fact, just to be on the safe side, the vice president ought to turn in his resignation first. (We’re desperate, but not crazy.) Then House Speaker Nancy Pelosi would become president until Jan. 20. Obviously, she’d defer to her party’s incoming chief executive, and Barack Obama could begin governing.

As a bonus, the Pelosi presidency would put a woman in the White House this year after all. On the downside, a few right-wing talk-show hosts might succumb to apoplexy. That would, of course, be terrible, but I’m afraid we might have to take the risk in the name of a greater good.

Can I see a show of hands? How many people want George W. out and Barack in?

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Works for me. I’m not sure Obama would want this — he’d no doubt like to take the allotted time to complete the transition process — but these are tough times and we all have to make sacrifices.

In this policy climate, a month is a long time. Just hand Obama the keys already.

Please do.

The tough economic times seem to be hitting Saxby Chambliss where it hurts – so much so that Dick Morris felt the overriding need to turn a news segment into a plea for cash:

From Hannity and Colmes Nov. 21, 2008, Dick Morris changes the topic while being interviewed to openly make a fund raising pitch for Saxby Chambliss.

All of this is relevant only if he can do anything he wants and I know you’re going to touch on Minnesota later here in this program. We can’t do anything about Minnesota but Saxby Chambliss is only four points ahead in Georgia. If we lose Georgia the Republican party has zilch influence because the Democrats are going to get sixty votes. And that’s why I’m urging people who care about that to go to and independent expenditure, GOPTrust.com, GOPTrust.com and fund the effort to reelect Saxby Chambliss because if we lose that seat and we lose sixty votes, forget about it.

Apparently, Dickie thinks Obama’s going to be bringing the Blue Dogs into line with the ol’ rolled-up newspaper. I wonder: do the Cons believe the Magic Sixty Myth so strongly that they won’t even bother to attempt a filibuster if Dems hit that number? Somehow, I’m not thinking so.

I don’t know why Chambliss is desperate enough for cash that his cheerleaders have to turn Fox from Faux News to Fundraising Central, actually. After all, he has stellar organizations like Freedom’s Watch to do his lying, sliming and fearmongering for him:

Yesterday, the struggling Freedom’s Watch released an attack ad against Georgia’s Democratic U.S. Senate candidate Jim Martin, saying that he “failed to look out for Georgia’s families.” “First he actually helped block stiffer penalties for drunk drivers,” warns the voice in the ad, which echoes previous GOP ads. “And then, Martin voted against tougher sentences for domestic abuse.”

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Martin’s daughter was kidnapped when she was eight years old. In a new ad, he states, “You never forget the
horror of coming face-to-face with violent crime. … I never forgot the way she trembled when she faced her kidnapper in court. That’s why I fought so hard to crack down on violent crime.”

Classy as always. If we’re lucky, they’ll run tripe like this over Thanksgiving and put people off their turkey. I always love it when negative ads misfire and hit their shooters in the face.

It still won’t be quite as entertaining to watch as Chambliss shooting himself in the foot:

On Thursday, Georgia’s Department of Labor announced that the state’s unemployment levels rose to 7 percent in October, the highest in 16 years; approximately 43,093 unemployed Georgians are looking for work. That same day, Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA), who is locked in a tough run-off election battle with Democrat Jim Martin, gave a campaign speech on the state’s economic troubles:

It’s imperative that we continue down the road of putting liquidity, integrity and confidence back in the financial marketplace so that we can see the credit market free up and people having the ability to borrow money to to operate and expand their businesses.

However, Chambliss was so busy campaigning that day that he actually skipped the Senate’s vote on the Unemployment Compensation Extension Act of 2008, which extended unemployment benefits “by 13 weeks in states with an unemployment rate of at least 6 percent.” Chambliss was one of just four senators to miss the vote. WCTV reported that Chambliss later sent out a press released praising “the passage of the law and [said he] hopes it will help laid-off workers get by while seeking a new job.”

That always makes you feel good about the hard work your Senator’s doing on your behalf, dunnit? “I couldn’t be bothered to go vote for that, but now that I know it’s popular, I’d like you to know I totally would have!”

Georgia: do yourself a favor. Don’t vote this assclown back into the Senate.

We’ve got an abundance as it is, thank you so very much. And they’re planning to party like it’s 1993:

Hilzoy had a great overnight item that I wanted to add one observation to.

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It’s largely faded from memory, but I’d argue one of the more important moments in the debate over the Clinton healthcare plan in the early 1990s came when Kristol distributed a memo to congressional Republicans in December 1993.

Leading conservative operative William Kristol privately circulates a strategy document to Republicans in Congress. Kristol writes that congressional Republicans should work to “kill” — not amend — the Clinton plan because it presents a real danger to the Republican future: Its passage will give the Democrats a lock on the crucial middle-class vote and revive the reputation of the party. Nearly a full year before Republicans will unite behind the “Contract With America,” Kristol has provided the rationale and the steel for them to achieve their aims of winning control of Congress and becoming America’s majority party. Killing health care will serve both ends. The timing of the memo dovetails with a growing private consensus among Republicans that all-out opposition to the Clinton plan is in their best political interest. (emphasis added)

Today, the circumstances are slightly different — Democrats are in good shape and don’t need their reputation “revived” — but with the Pethokoukis and Cannon analyses in mind, history may repeat itself.

That’s our Republicons, all right. Looking out for their interests, not giving a rat’s ass about their constituents, and turning to Kristol’s Kristal Ball for brilliant advice.

They might want to rethink using him as their oracle this time. I hear his ball’s on the blink.

Happy Hour Discurso

Progress Report: Ouch the Reprise

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I’m cheating. I slapped a Preface onto this thing, because I’m not sure I’ve got enough left to make 50,000 without it, and I wasn’t sure where things were going next. When in doubt, add useless bits as filler – you can always cut them later, and the mere act of writing something can shake loose some useful bits.

After I got done playing with the Preface, I decided we needed a chapter in there discussing science. Science, after all, is damned important, and a lot of Christians get their asses kicked when they debate science with atheists. So in it goes.

For your excerpt today, I’m going to give you a bit from the potentially useless Preface, because the science stuff isn’t really ready for public consumption yet:

I know people who refuse to listen to good ideas simply because they came from cultures they don’t agree with. Let me give you an example:

I used to work at a bookstore. One day, a woman and her son came in. He ran wild through the store, knocking things off shelves, getting in other customers’ way, and refused to listen to her attempts to rein him in. I don’t usually comment on a person’s parenting, but she was fuming by the time she brought her purchases to the counter. She apologized for her son’s behavior. “I don’t know what to do with him.”

“He seems like he’s got a lot of energy that needs to be channeled into something,” I said. “You might want to get him in to a martial arts class.”

She gave me a look torn between horror and hope. “I’ve thought about that, but I don’t want him learning their religion.”

I had to bite back on a sarcastic retort. Instead, I explained that martial arts classes don’t teach religion, just a philosophy of physical and mental discipline that has nothing to do with gods.

Too many people have that habit of refusing things that would make their lives better just because it comes from the “wrong” source. And the world suffers because of it. In American politics, I see conservatives refusing to listen to ideas because they’re “liberal” – a ridiculous habit liberals sometimes repay in kind. Science gets thrown out by some because it doesn’t agree with their faith. It’s even getting hard to admit that you see anything good in Muslim culture now, because we’re at war with them.

It’s ridiculous. It’s cutting your nose off to spite your face, and I for one am sick of it. The world can’t afford this self-righteous, exclusionary thinking.

We need change. We need to get over a past in which we fortified ourselves in opposing camps and fight it out to the bitter end. We’ve survived it up until now, but the world is facing problems that are going to kill us if we don’t start working together.

And stuff. But I truly do believe that.

Anyway. Wrists are crackling, stomach is growling, and I need a few hours’ sleep before we try to hit ten thousand words for the weekend. Good luck, fellow NaNo sufferers, who are probably feeling as gritty as I am by now.

Progress Report: Ouch the Reprise

Stupid Wingnut Tricks

I think I’m starting to see the next four years take shape here. It’s going to be Obama and the Adults vs. The Terrible Two Year-Olds.

First, you remember how wingnuts like to scream and stamp their feet over every vaguely liberal policy, merely because it’s “liberal”? Well, their new trick is going to be stamping their feet over liberal policies that exist only in their fertile imaginations:

Yesterday, we talked about the fact that there’s simply no interest at all in bringing the “fairness doctrine” back, and yet, it’s become something of an obsession among conservatives. TNR’s Marin Cogan had a great piece, highlighting the campaign against a non-existent initiative, and explaining, “The prospect of being in the opposition often brings out the worst in conservatives — paranoia and self-pity.”

Right on cue, Bill O’Reilly devoted two — count ’em, two — parts of his Fox News program last night to denouncing the imaginary effort to bring back to the fairness doctrine. Jason Linkins noted the conversation between O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham on the subject, and on the same program, O’Reilly devoted his “talking points” segment to attacking non-existent Democratic efforts to bring the policy back. (As O’Reilly explains it, Speaker Pelosi wants “total control” over the media. There’s that paranoia again.)

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Yglesias noted yesterday:

It’s very strange. Political movements mischaracterize the other side’s general goals all the time. But I’ve never heard of anything like the current conservative mania for blocking a particular legislative provision that nobody is trying to enact.

Exactly. Republicans tend to lie about legislation and policy ideas Democrats want to pass, not legislation and policy ideas they don’t care about.

That’s the thing about untreated paranoia: it may start with one toe dabbling in reality, but it ends up so far out they can’t see reality on a clear night with the Hubble Space Telescope. It’s either that, or, as one of Steve’s correspondents pointed out, they’ve realized they’re going to have a nearly impossible battle fighting liberal policies that the vast majority of voters support, so they’re going whole hog after liberal policies that could exist, in some alternate universe, so they can then pretend they won.

Their other stupid trick is going to be opposing actual liberal policies that are wildly popular simply because they’re wildly popular:

Pethokoukis and Cannon claim that if Obama succeeds in passing health care, then people who might have been conservatives will like it, and will be more likely to vote for the people who passed it. This is unexceptional. An honest conservative might accept this claim and say: well, I guess our ideas are unpopular, so we’ll just have to make our case more persuasively.

But that’s not the conclusion they draw. Pethokoukis and Cannon say: because people will like health care reform, if we do not block it, our party will lose support. So precisely because people would like it if they tried it, we need to make sure that it fails.

They share that stupid wingnut trick with the established churches. Their ideology doesn’t allow them to make course corrections, therefore, the only way they can possibly stay relevant is to keep people ignorant. It’s like masturbation: if people try it, they’ll find they like it, and all those hideous consequences authorities have warned about won’t come to pass, and your word is no longer law but bullshit. So, make sure people never try it.

I can’t wait for the next election season. I’m going to have a vast amount of fun going door-to-door chatting up undecided voters leaning Republicon. I can’t wait to hear why they’d consider voting for a party that tilts at windmills and refuses to give them wonderful things because then they might vote for the other guy.

The next four years could be an interesting experiment in determining just how much bullshit the typical American voter can swallow before they realize what they’re drinking.

Stupid Wingnut Tricks

Obama Does Cabinetry

And he seems to be a pretty damned good carpenter, despite some of the wailing and gnashing of teeth from some folks on the left who think “change” means “don’t choose anyone who knows how Washington works.” I’m one of those who think that change can only come to an institution such as Washington when you know it well enough to manipulate it.

Hillary Clinton’s our next SOS, if she ever gets through playing coy and makes up her mind. Bill Richardson’s being eyeballed to head Commerce, and then there’s this guy nearly nobody’s heard of:

Of the three apparent cabinet moves this afternoon, we know a lot about Hillary Clinton, quite a bit about Bill Richardson, but comparably less about Timothy Geithner. If he’s going to be the Secretary of the Treasury in the midst of a historical financial crisis, it’s probably worth taking some time to get to know him.

I’ve read two solid pieces lately on the likely next Treasury Secretary. The first was back in September, when Robert Kuttner wrote a fascinating item on Geithner’s background and expertise.

Unlike many senior Treasury and Fed officials, Geithner is not a high roller from a big bank or investment house but a public-minded civil servant. He has neither a doctorate in economics nor an M.B.A. After receiving a master’s degree in international economics from Johns Hopkins University, he worked as a research assistant to Henry Kissinger and then joined the Treasury, where he was posted as an assistant attache in Japan. He came to the attention of both Larry Summers and Robert Rubin and quickly moved up the ladder. He was a key player in the containment of the Asian financial crisis of 1997-1998 and later went to the International Monetary Fund as a top official. Despite being a Democrat, he was named president of the New York Fed after two stronger and more conservative candidates withdrew.

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Perhaps most importantly, Kuttner noted a speech Geithner delivered to the Economic Club of New York last June, calling for a far-tougher regulatory policy to alter “the level and concentration of risk-taking across the financial system.” He got quite specific, saying regulators “need to make it much more difficult for institutions with little capital and little supervision to underwrite mortgages.” Reassuringly, Kuttner described the remarks as “a blueprint for fundamental overhaul,” which is what’s necessary given the need for a new financial architecture.

The other piece was Noam Scheiber’s recent article, describing Geithner as “the next Larry Summers,” and providing some helpful context to Geithner’s professional and ideological background. It’s well worth reading.

The market bounced back after Geithner’s announcement despite the fact he’s gone all regulatory on their ass. That could be a sign they trust him to clean up their mess.

I hope Obama’s bought him a very large broom.

Obama Does Cabinetry

Happy Hour Discurso

Today’s opining on the public discourse.

Behold the Burning Bush:

In its “sprint to the finish,” the Bush administration is working tirelessly to enact or alter a wide array of federal regulations that would weaken government rules protecting consumers, workers, and the environment.

As Rep. Nick Rahall (D-WV), chairman of the House Natural Resources Committee, told the Wall Street Journal, “This administration will stop at nothing to jam through as many reckless proposals as they can before the clock runs out.”

The Wonk Room and ThinkProgress are keeping a close eye on Bush’s Backward Sprint to the Finish, and have compiled a document to keep tabs on both the proposed and already enacted changes.

I feel better that someone’s compiling Bush’s Scorched Earth Policy politics all in one convenient spot. It’ll make it ever so much easier to know what to reverse.

Obama’s transition team is digging through Bush’s executive orders like a seasoned archaeological crew, and I’d imagine they’re also keeping a weather eye on Bush’s outgoing antics. I can imagine the attitude is something along the lines of, “Heh, heh. Isn’t he cute?” It may be difficult to reverse this shite, but it’s not impossible, and they’re ready to clean up the mess he’s making.

They’ve got some help coming from one of my own much-beloved senators. Remember that poisonous bit of HHS bullshit that would make it nearly impossible for poor and rural women to get anything but the finest Christian fundamentalist care? Patty Murray’s not having a bit of it:

From a press release:

In light of reports that the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is preparing to enact a rule that would undermine critical health care services for women and families, Senators Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-NY) and Patty Murray (D-WA) today introduced legislation that would prevent the HHS rule from going into effect. The proposed HHS rule would require any health care entity that receives federal financing to certify in writing that none of its employees are required to assist in any way with medical services they find objectionable. The proposed bill would keep HHS from moving forward with this rule.

“In the final days of his administration, the President is again putting ideology first and attempting to roll back health care protections for women and families. The fact that the EEOC was never consulted in the drafting of this rule further illustrates that this is purely a political ploy. This HHS rule will threaten patients’ rights, stand in the way of health care professionals, and restrict access to critical health care services for those who need them most.

The House is also introducing legislation to fight this too.

Bush is running around with a flamethrower. Congress and the incoming executive are chasing him around with the flame retardants. Someone’s going to end up all wet, and there may even be tears. Hint: the crying won’t be coming from our side.

On a side note: does anyone else envision a rampaging toddler when they think of our assclown of an incumbent President?

Somebody needs a spanking. Dems appear ready to deliver one for once. Not only are they teaching him what “No” means when it comes to trying to limit health care for women, they’ll also be schooling him on the consequences for bringing SOFAs home without asking:

In Iraq, the proposed Status of Forces Agreement (SOFA) with the United States is generating a heated and near-violent debate in parliament. But here in the United States, the Bush administration has kept a tight lid on the contents of the agreement.

The Bush administration argues that the SOFA is an “executive agreement” that, unlike treaties or other international agreements, does not require congressional approval. Only after the agreement passed the Iraqi cabinet last weekend did the Bush administration deign to give lawmakers a closed-door briefing on it. As Rep. William Delahunt (D-MA), who has held a number of hearings on the subject of a U.S.-Iraq security agreement, noted in an opening statement on Wednesday:

there has been no meaningful consultation with Congress during the negotiation of this agreement. And the American people have been kept completely in the dark.

Even now the National Security Council has requested that we do not show this document to our witnesses or release it to the public…

Now that’s incredible – meantime, the Iraqi government has posted this document on its media website, so that anybody who can read Arabic can take part in the discussion.

Oona Hathaway, a legal scholar and one of Delahunt’s witnesses, argues that the SOFA the administration has negotiated – at least its Arabic translation – amounts to a new authorization to use military force, and that it therefore requires congressional approval.

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Beyond the domestic legal authority issues pointed out at Delahunt’s hearing, there appears to be language in the SOFA that refers to a U.S. security guarantee toward Iraq:

In the event of any external or internal threat or aggression against Iraq that would violate its sovereignty, political independence, or territorial integrity, waters, airspace, its democratic system or its elected institutions, and upon request by the Government of Iraq, the Parties shall immediately initiate strategic deliberations and, as may be mutually agreed, the United States shall take appropriate measures, including diplomatic, economic, or military measures, or any other measure, to deter such a threat.

This language suggests that the SOFA is, in fact, a treaty committing the United States to act in the defense of Iraq if its security is threatened. Even if it does not rise to the level of a firm security guarantee, the SOFA’s language is close enou
gh to a treaty that Congress should have a say in it.

If there’s any Constitutional lawyers in the audience, I’d be very interested to know what happens when Bush brings a SOFA home that doesn’t match our Constitutional framework. If he tries to pass a treaty off as an “executive agreement,” do we get to spank him with it? I’m getting a sense from Congress that they’re interested in the potential entertainment to be had from rolled-up papers and Bush’s bare bottom.

It would certainly be a refreshing change from the last eight years.

Congress should have the chance to approve the new SOFA, but there’s several things I like about it. For one thing, I love the fact the Iraqis managed to get language in that that says, basically, “You’re getting the fuck out of our country on this date. Buh-bye.” For another, I like the “mercenaries are so very fucked” pattern:

Embattled military contractor Blackwater Worldwide received quite a blow today when U.S. officials said that the new Iraqi security agreement doesn’t give retroactive immunity to military contractors. This means that Blackwater employees could now be tried for crimes in Iraq, such as the infamous shooting in September of last year when Blackwater guards opened fire and 17 civilians were killed in Baghdad. (McClatchy)

Expect no howling from me if Congress looks, likes, and has it delivered, but expect a gawdawful racket from Blackwater. Wailing and gnashing of teeth won’t even begin to describe it.

Warms the cockles of my heart, that does.

Speaking of wailing that warms my heart, check out the tantrum coming from the Blue Dogs:

Blue Dog Congressional Democrats, joined by reactionary GOPs, expressed outrage at their stunning loss of the chair of the powerful Energy and Commerce Committee to progressive icon Henry Waxman (D-21st Century):

Particularly upset were the conservative Blue Dog Democrats. One member said they were “in orbit — they think it’s a California takeover.”

The Blue Dogs appear terrified of the leftward turn Henry Waxman’s upset victory might signal, and caution him to hew to the Magic Center:

Rep. Charlie Melancon (La.), a fellow new Blue Dog leader, agreed that centrists are still willing to work with Waxman.

“Give the man the opportunity to demonstrate that we’re not going ‘hard left,’ or ‘off the cliff’,” Melancon said. “There’s no fears, but there’s some concerns.”

Looks like Waxman was the right man for the job, then.

This is why the magic 60 Senate seats were never going to threaten the filibuster: the Blue Dogs are more than happy to stick a foot out when progress is running by. We’ll see them join their Republicon best buddies for some hot Blue Dog on Con Man action with the 111th Congress gets underway:

We already know that Republicans aren’t shy about throwing around the “f” word. Literally just three days after Barack Obama won the presidential campaign, Sen. Jon Kyl of Arizona, the second highest ranking Republican in the chamber, publicly vowed to filibuster any prospective Supreme Court nominee he deemed to be too liberal.

Today, the highest ranking Republican in the chamber speculated about another two years of filibusters.

A feisty Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) warned Friday that while he looks forward to working with President-elect Barack Obama in the coming months, Republicans will continue to demand that they be given the ability to amend legislation or will filibuster bills as they move through the Senate.

McConnell released a letter signed by the entire GOP Conference to Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) calling on him to use a more open process for advancing legislation in the 111th, a clear warning to Reid that Republicans will be looking to stand together over the next two years.

“The 42 Republican Senators represent 157 million Americans. Their voices are entitled to be heard, and the way to be heard in the Senate is an open amendment process,” a clearly rejuvenated McConnell told reporters.

Bet he’s glad now his dreams of shutting down the power of the filibuster didn’t come true, eh? Funny how their little minds are capable of changing on these procedural points once they’re in the minority again.

We’re going to have to gird our loins for battle, my darlings. We’ve kicked the head fuckwits out of office, but there’s still plenty of them left behind, and they’re just as delusional as ever:

Way back in 2004, in a piece that is no longer online, George W. Bush told New Yorker writer Ken Auletta, “No President has ever done more for human rights than I have.”

The president has said plenty of odd things over the years, but this has always struck me as one of his more unusual boasts. It was especially odd, then, when the State Department repeated the claim yesterday.

[snip]

[State Dept. spokesperson Sean] McCORMACK: And — and one thing I do take exception to is the idea that somehow we are not attentive to pushing the issue of human rights, whether it’s in Libya or any place else around the world. I don’t think — I would put the record of this administration up against any American administration or any other government around the world in terms of promoting universal human rights and pushing for human rights.

I’m amazed these officials are able to make this claim with a straight face. We are, after all, talking about the president closely tied to torture, rendition, waterboarding, Abu Ghraib, Guantanamo Bay, and suspension of habeas corpus.

Well, you could see it their way, I suppose – if you think they mean that Bush has been a stellar example of what not to do human-rights wise. He’s certainly convinced me why it’s necessary to pursue human rights agendas that can withstand the assaults of self-aggrandizing fucktards who believe 24 is a documentary.

Somehow, though, I suspect they’re just being their usual batshit insane selves. I wonder if the incoming adults we handed power to would like to borrow the Smack-o-Matic? Seems like they’re going to have sore need of it.

Happy Hour Discurso

Progress Report: Down the Mountain

26,486

Good thing we’re past the halfway point, considering there’s only nine days left, eh?

I think I’ve mostly finished with the confusions. The only one I haven’t really deconstructed is “Theology is Philosophy,” which I need to scare up some resources for. If any of you have thoughts on that, now would be an excellent time to share them. Theology, of course, is a subset of philosophy, but the point I’m trying to get across here is that it’s still religious, and therefore not likely to overwhelm an atheist with its rigor and validity.

I promised you my treatise on nihilism, and thee shall have it:

CONFUSION #6: ATHEISM IS NIHILISM

What I just said before should be more than enough to prove otherwise, but just in case, let’s talk about that.

First, let’s have a definition. I’ll filch it from the Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy:

Nihilism is the belief that all values are baseless and that nothing can be known or communicated. It is often associated with extreme pessimism and a radical skepticism that condemns existence. A true nihilist would believe in nothing, have no loyalties, and no purpose other than, perhaps, an impulse to destroy.

Sounds pretty awful, doesn’t it? We think so, too.

Some atheists can be nihilistic, but atheism itself isn’t nihilism: it’s just non-belief in supernatural stuff. We don’t believe in gods, fairies, ghosts, gremlins, or anything else that is, by definition, not part of the natural world. But that lack of belief doesn’t lead automatically to nihilism at all.

Let’s break this down piece by piece.

“All values are baseless.” Of course they’re not. Your values might be based on the Bible, and mine on science and humanistic philosophy, but both of us have values that are based very firmly on their respective foundations. Ask an atheist what they base their values on, and they’ll be happy to tell you. At length, most likely, to the point where you may regret asking. What you’re not likely to hear is a glum, “all values are baseless.”

“Nothing can be known or communicated.” You know what? If we believed that, we atheists wouldn’t have the appreciation for science and argument that we do. Of course things can be known – just because we don’t claim to know with absolute certainty doesn’t mean we think nothing can be known. As far as communicating what we know, we have strong tools for that: experiment, logic, reason, and demonstration. So there’s another tenent of nihilism atheists have gone and chucked right out the window.

“Extreme pessimism.” I don’t know that many pessimistic atheists, myself, and I know a lot of atheists. We get cantankerous at times, yes, but we’re a pretty optimistic bunch. We think we can make a difference. We work to improve the world, and enjoy it. Maybe there’s a wee touch of pessimism when it comes to human kind’s infatuation with religion, but a drop of pessimism does not a nihilist make.

“A radical skepticism that condemns existence.” Skeptics we are. Incorrigible skeptics. Radical? I wouldn’t go quite that far. The majority of us are what I’d call “healthy skeptics.” We doubt things that aren’t backed up by good, solid evidence, but we don’t go overboard with the skepticism. And unless you run into a really depressed atheist, you aren’t likely to find many who take skepticism to such extremes that they condemn existence.

“Believe in nothing.” We believe in plenty of things. We believe human beings are good enough and smart enough to make the world a little better. We believe in the scientific method. Most of us believe in good food, good friends, and a good beer. Just because we don’t believe in gods, and just because we don’t believe blindly, doesn’t mean we don’t believe a single thing.

“Have no loyalties.” We’ve got the usual run. We’re loyal to friends, family, organizations, ideas, all sorts of things. I’m loyal to my cat – probably to a fault, considering how homicidal she is. An atheist without loyalties is a remarkably rare creature. If you find one, let me know.

“An impulse to destroy.” The atheists I’ve talked to want to build. They want to build understanding, knowledge, a better world. They may want to destroy superstition’s ability to harm in bulk, and they may have an impulse to destroy diseases, poverty, and really stupid ideas, but as far as an overall impulse to destroy indiscriminately – yeah, no. Look, we live here too. As the Tick once said, “You can’t destroy Earth! It’s where I keep all my stuff!”

I think one thing’s missing from this definition: nihilists have utterly no sense of humor. You’ve probably noticed by now that this atheist has one. So do the rest of us.

That, I have to admit, was fun to write.

From here on out, we’re going to be headed into more positive shores. I’ll be exploring how we can engage in a constructive dialogue, and explore some of the very positive things that have come about when atheists and believers work side-by-side. I’m thinking about Americans United for the Separation of Church and State as a prime example. What I want to show is that, just as people of different faiths have learned how to respect and appreciate each other, and thus work toward a better world, believers and non-believers can do the same thing.

End on a high note, so to speak. Which is why I’ll be headed into town this afternoon to partake in some very excellent Beaujolais. Nothing’s likely to make me feel happier with the world than some lovely red wine. If Happy Hour’s late, it’s because I’m busy getting happy.

In answer to a question from yesterday, I related the bit with the missal in the Welsh story because, quite simply, it’s part of the Welsh story. It’s what the old woman had with her. I’m not going to cut a religious artifact out of the tale just because I’m an atheist.

I like to think that she would, indeed, have used it as a primitive version of the Smack-o-Matic if the demon hadn’t had the good sense to clear out when she blew out that candle and stared it down.

Coherent sentences. Becoming difficult. Must. Stop. Writing….

Progress Report: Down the Mountain

Friday Favorite Pep Talk

If there is no dull and determined effort, there will be no brilliant achievement. – Hsun-tzu

Nine days.

For those of us engaging in NaNoMadNess, that’s it. That’s all we’ve got left. At the end of nine days, we’ve either got 50,000 words or we’re putting our pictures up on FAIL Blog.

Some of you may be panicking about now. Your well of words may have gone dry at this critical moment. You’re staring at the blank pages stretching out before you, you’re looking in despair at the disparity between the words you’ve completed versus the words you have yet to write, and you’re having a Very Bad Moment.

In the immortal words of Douglas Adams, “Don’t Panic.”

We’ve got only nine days, but that includes two weekends. Some of us even have a four-day weekend coming up. Fuck the family. Let some other bugger cook the turkey. We’ll catch up at Christmas. This holiday, we write.

We can do this thing.

Ten thousand word weekends are possible. I’ve done them. Chuck the Inner Editor out the window and just get typing. Run through the tape. Push through the pain. Do that, and you’ll win.

Last year, Neil Gaiman emailed a sorely-needed pep talk to NaNo sufferers. I’m sure he won’t mind if I reproduce it in full here:

Dear NaNoWriMo Author,

By now you’re probably ready to give up. You’re past that first fine furious rapture when every character and idea is new and entertaining. You’re not yet at the momentous downhill slide to the end, when words and images tumble out of your head sometimes faster than you can get them down on paper. You’re in the middle, a little past the half-way point. The glamour has faded, the magic has gone, your back hurts from all the typing, your family, friends and random
email acquaintances have gone from being encouraging or at least accepting to now complaining that they never see you any more—and that even when they do you’re preoccupied and no fun. You don’t know why you started your novel, you no longer remember why you imagined
that anyone would want to read it, and you’re pretty sure that even if you finish it it won’t have been worth the time or energy and every time you stop long enough to compare it to the thing that you had in your head when you began—a glittering, brilliant, wonderful novel,
in which every word spits fire and burns, a book as good or better than the best book you ever read—it falls so painfully short that you’re pretty sure that it would be a mercy simply to delete the whole thing.

Welcome to the club.

That’s how novels get written.

You write. That’s the hard bit that nobody sees. You write on the good days and you write on the lousy days. Like a shark, you have to keep moving forward or you die. Writing may or may not be your salvation; it might or might not be your destiny. But that does not matter. What
matters right now are the words, one after another. Find the next word. Write it down. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

A dry-stone wall is a lovely thing when you see it bordering a field in the middle of nowhere but becomes more impressive when you realise that it was built without mortar, that the builder needed to choose each interlocking stone and fit it in. Writing is like building a wall. It’s a continual search for the word that will fit in the text, in your mind, on the page. Plot and character and metaphor and style, all these become secondary to the words. The wall-builder erects her wall one rock at a time until she reaches the far end of the field. If she doesn’t build it it won’t be there. So she looks down at her pile of rocks, picks the one that looks like it will best suit her purpose, and puts it in.

The search for the word gets no easier but nobody else is going to write your novel for you.

The last novel I wrote (it was ANANSI BOYS, in case you were wondering) when I got three-quarters of the way through I called my agent. I told her how stupid I felt writing something no-one would ever want to read, how thin the characters were, how pointless the
plot. I strongly suggested that I was ready to abandon this book and write something else instead, or perhaps I cou ld abandon the book and take up a new life as a landscape gardener, bank-robber, short-order cook or marine biologist. And instead of sympathising or agreeing
with me, or blasting me forward with a wave of enthusiasm—or even arguing with me—she simply said, suspiciously cheerfully, “Oh, you’re at that part of the book, are you?”

I was shocked. “You mean I’ve done this before?”

“You don’t remember?”

“Not really.”

“Oh yes,” she said. “You do this every time you write a novel. But so do all my other clients.”

I didn’t even get to feel unique in my despair.

So I put down the phone and drove down to the coffee house in which I was writing the book, filled my pen and carried on writing.

One word after another.

That’s the only way that novels get written and, short of elves coming in the night and turning your jumbled notes in to Chapter Nine, it’s the only way to do it.

So keep on keeping on. Write another word and then another.

Pretty soon you’ll be on the downward slide, and it’s not impossible that soon you’ll be at the end. Good luck…

Neil Gaiman

You see now why Neil Gaiman has always been my North Star when it comes to writing. And he believes in us. Neil’s never been wrong yet, so we’re likely going to do just fine.

Stop worrying. Take a deep breath. Start typing.

Don’t stop.

You’ll get there.

You must act as if it is impossible to fail. – Ashanti proverb

Friday Favorite Pep Talk

The Economy's Gone Up In Flames, and It's All Our Fault

No, it’s not Obama’s fault. The Cons got that one wrong.

No, it’s not those greedy selfish bastards who talked the Cons into deregulation so that they could then rape and pillage the country unfettered.

No, it’s not the inherent weaknesses of a free-market system, with its boom-and-bust cycles.

None of those things are responsible for the financial crisis. Oh, no, my darlings: we are:

Just to add to my assessment of the pervasive influence of know-nothing Dominionism on the right, here’s Daniel Henninger, a columnist paid money by the Wall Street Journal, a working writer for a newspaper with an economic focus, blaming the financial crisis on greeters who don’t say “Merry Christmas” at shopping malls:

This year we celebrate the desacralized “holidays” amid what is for many unprecedented economic ruin — fortunes halved, jobs lost, homes foreclosed. People wonder, What happened? One man’s theory: A nation whose people can’t say “Merry Christmas” is a nation capable of ruining its own economy.

[snip]

It has been my view that the steady secularizing and insistent effort at dereligioning America has been dangerous. That danger flashed red in the fall into subprime personal behavior by borrowers and bankers, who after all are just people. Northerners and atheists who vilify Southern evangelicals are throwing out nurturers of useful virtue with the bathwater of obnoxious political opinions.

Shorter Daniel Henninger: Bad, bad secular progressives! Bad, naughty atheists! Bad, awful people of other religions! Because you forced Wal-Mart greeters to stop saying Merry Christmas, because you demanded Hallmark put out a line of “Happy Holidays” and “Season’s Greetings” cards, because you forced WASPS to acknowledge that there are, in fact, people in this country who are not white Anglo-Saxon Protestants, you caused the entire financial sector to lose its morals and cause all sorts of mayhem. Shame on you!

Do you know what this fucking assclown illustrated his post with? Mad Max. Seriously. In the Wall Street Journal, we have a screed claiming that, because “Northerners and atheists” dereligioned America, that poor weak Christian majority lost its way, and since we no longer say Merry Christmas, we will end up living in a Mel Gibson movie.

“Unhinged” is a word that comes to mind, but does not begin to describe the utter batshit insanity, the rubber-room quality of the schizophrenic reasoning, the sheer foaming-at-the-mouth paranoid ramblings of this supposed Wall Street “journalist.”

What I would do, if this man were in any condition to be reasoned with, is sit him down with me. Right here, in my room, I have Books. I have Popular Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, which investigates several economic bubbles that burst. I have books on history, books on religion, and books on politics galore. I would very much like to sit Mr. Henninger down with them, and go through them page-by-page, and ask him to explain to me how, when these people were more than happy to say “Merry Christmas” and go to church and were in fact Christians in good standing, they also managed to fuck up their economies by being insanely greedy bastards?

The only problem with this scenario is, I don’t invite madmen into my home. Alas.

The Economy's Gone Up In Flames, and It's All Our Fault