Herein, ye shall find a list of posts on our ongoing Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education. I’m sorry to report that stuffing wads of cotton in your ears may not prevent your brain from dribbling out. But if you think you’ve got it bad, just imagine being a child whose entire education consists of this stuff.
The Texts
Adventures in Good Christian Education: A Preliminary Foray
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education: In the Beginning…
Adventures in ACE I: In Which Oddities Are Explored
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education I: In Which First Impressions Are Made
Adventures in ACE II: In Which We Inherit the Earth
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIa: In Which We Are Told About Science!
Adventures in ACE III: In Which We Are Sorely Tested
Adventures in ACE IV: When Creationists Drill the Ocean
Adventures in ACE V: Senseless About St. Helens
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIc: A Secular Chaser
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIIa: In Which A Certain Atmosphere is Created
Adventures in ACE VI: Vacuous About Volcanoes
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IIIb: In Which BJU Goes Yellow-Green
Adventures in ACE VII: Ignorant About Igneous
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IVa: Wherein We Enjoy Nearly-Godless Weather
Oh, Christianist Lab Manual. You Make Me Snicker.
Adventures in Creationist Earth Science Education IVb: Wherein I Forecast a Crisis of Faith
Adventures in ACE VIII: Senseless About Sedimentary
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IVc: Wherein the Climate Heats Up
Adventures in ACE IX: More Senseless about Sedimentary
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IV-d: Wherein there is a Climate of Sneer
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IV-E: Wherein there is a Climate of Jeer
Adventures in ACE X: Misinformed About Metamorphic
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education V: Wherein We Map for God
Adventures in ACE XI: Tommyrot About Topography
Adventures in ACE XII: Wibbly about Water
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education VI: Oceans O’ Creationism
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education VII: Awash in Creationist Nonsense
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education VIII: Two Salty Tales of Ocean Origins
Adventures in ACE XIII: Flooded with Nonsense
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education IX: In Which We Read a “Research Paper”
Adventures In ACE XIV: God’s Special Snowflakes
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education X: Wherein We Go Walkies Under the Sea
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XI: Wherein We’re Told Salty Fish Stories
Adventures in ACE XV: Oh, Hail, They’re Full of Sleet
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XII: Wherein We are Made Seasick
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XIII: Wherein We Dive into Dominion
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XV: Wherein Water Proves God is an Asshole
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XVI: Wherein Geology is Roundly Abused
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XVII: Wherein Mountains are Laid Low by Ignorance
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XVIII: Wherein Volcanic Facts are Violated
Adventures in ACE XVI: Holy Hydrosphere, Bibleman!
Adventures in ACE XVII: “Satan is Like an Iceberg” and Other Important Earth Science Facts
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXIII: Holy Chemistry, Kids!
Adventures in ACE XVIII: Creationist Nonsense of the Deep
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXIV: Wherein We Are Told Tall Tales
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVa: Atomic Bombs of Creationist Crap
Adventures in ACE XIX: Washed by Waves of Inanity
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXVII: Wherein We Witness a Miracle
Adventures in ACE XX: Currently Nonsense
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXIX: Wherein the 2nd Law is Misused
Adventures in ACE XXII: Full of Hot Air
Adventures in ACE XXIII: An Atmosphere of Fail
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXI: Wherein Mutants are Villified
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXII: Wherein We Experience Cosmic Fail
Adventures in ACE XXIV: Cloudy With a 100% Chance of Fail
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXIII: Wherein We See the Light
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXIV: Wherein Dog Whistles Abound
Adventures in ACE XXV: The Grass Ain’t Greener
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXV: Wherein We Taste the Rainbow of Inanity
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXVI: Wherein Literally Everything is Wrong
Adventures in ACE XXVI: God Piles on the Pressure
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXVII: Wherein It’s All Relativity
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXVIII: Wherein We Are Deluged with Nonsense
Adventures in ACE XXVII: Stormy With a 0% Chance of Science
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XXXIX: Wherein We’re Zapped by Creationist Crap
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XL: Wherein Evolution Goes Turbo
Adventures in ACE XXVIII: Windbags
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XLI: Wherein There is Ungodly Static
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XLII: Wherein Creationism Leaves Us Cold
Adventures in ACE XXIX: Gusty With a 100% Chance of Drivel
Adventures in Christianist Earth Science Education XLIV: Wherein We’re Layered in Nonsense